Worst thing your mom could catch you doing.

[Diocletian]

What's the worst thing your mom could catch you doing?

My mom could look through my internet browsing history (a guy can look for used copies of Yakuza only so long). I don't want her to know all the stuff I look through on Amazon.

[Eris]

I suppose, hypothetically, I could be stealing candy from children. And then maybe I pick up those children and bash them into their mothers' faces. And maybe they're teenage mothers?!

[Eris]

[several posts removed]

Yeah... no talk of that. There are kids around, you know.

[Hideki Motosuwa.]

Lol, not gonna say XD Anyways, I set it up so Firefox doesn't remember my history which basically means I'm in Private Browsing all the time.

[Yukiyuna]

Lets hope my mom doesn't catch me dating someone on the internet like last time o3o;;

ffs

[Kaname Shikara]

If my mom knew I went into a chat room >_> she'd kill me. She said no chat rooms ;___; but the AF chat is fun and safe o.o

[Hideki Motosuwa.]

If my mom knew I went into a chat room >_> she'd kill me. She said no chat rooms ;___; but the AF chat is fun and safe o.o

Lol, you sure about that? XD

[Kaname Shikara]

Lol, you sure about that? XD

Not really o.o which is why I put the "o.o" face ^^

[Hideki Motosuwa.]

Not really o.o which is why I put the "o.o" face ^^

Oh o.o lol. Still, you gotta be careful in chat rooms, even AF, despite the mods and admins ^^

[Yukiyuna]

I hate the perverts who keep sending me messages on a forum I am no longer apart of xD (its not this one, its funny-games.biz forums or something like that.)

[Videlreyes]

I dont live with my mom anymore, i live with my husband. so i dont have to worry about anything like that but wen i was living in her house i wud get in trouble for listening to heavy metal(evil music she calls it). It was stupid, but i still love her =)

[Crazyjavi87]

Well, pretty much most things. She comes into my room and hovers over my shoulder for a good five minutes wondering what I'm doing and I can't really do much. And if I close something she goes 'Oh! What was that?'

I reply nothing and so begins a small arguement. Then while I go on forums I like to read fast. So I scroll down quickly while reading and she's there going 'go back up! your going to fast!'

me:'......'

I'm pretty sure this was my computer.

[Videlreyes]

Well, pretty much most things. She comes into my room and hovers over my shoulder for a good five minutes wondering what I'm doing and I can't really do much. And if I close something she goes 'Oh! What was that?'

I reply nothing and so begins a small arguement. Then while I go on forums I like to read fast. So I scroll down quickly while reading and she's there going 'go back up! your going to fast!'

me:'......'

I'm pretty sure this was my computer.

That would be hell

[Crazyjavi87]

'is'. It is hell. Honestly, it's very annoying.

[smile1010]

Probably catch me not sleeping.She hates when I don't sleep until 2:47 am. Which i'm doing right now!

[Crazyjavi87]

I remember one time. The time was 3:51. I was downloading sword of the new world which was just a few minutes from finishing. Brother comes in, turns off computer with his speakers turned on following a very loud 'DO DO DO DOOO'.

My dad opened me door moments later and was about to turn off my light when he noticed me awake. He promptly glared at me as I explained the situation.

This was about 3 nights ago.

*Discover's post deleted*

Eh, better bring out the SFW version:

My mom would kill me if she caught me with a shot gun and shooting the horses :P

[Lily Rock]

At mom i don't do anything else than watch Anime, so i guess it's nothing to happen. :P
EDIT: Oh, watching a Anime show with a awkward situation, i've seen some episodes of Nanoha, the transformation scene is one i would not want anyone to see, also probably some scenes for some of the Anime's i've seen, but ofc, this only applies to when i'm at dad, where i can watch Anime mostly undisturbed.

Watching anime.
Seriously, as well as violence and stuff that wouldn't be allowed in live action TV, some of this **** has sexual acts and nudity and all this other totally depraved **** in it...

...probably why I like it so much...

[miniPhil]

Tampering with a nuke? Perhaps acting as high priest of a satanic sacrificial ritual. Or dating an English girl. I can't even imagine doing the last one, far too horrifying.

[Jagan Eye]

I suppose, of many things, one of them would be if she caught me going out with my friends as opposed to being somewhere school related.

[Chewbaka]

Perhaps acting as high priest of a satanic sacrificial ritual.

What kind of sacrifices are we talking about here? Women? Goats? Hopefully little evil kids?

Uhh, watching anything that isn't a cartoon/comedy show. She thinks it makes me look weird or something. I don't have her logic.

[Elphaba]

the worst thing my parents can catch me doing is being on this site or in the chat room

they are really strict about what i do on the computer. i am always in my room or alone whenever i am on AF.

[Señor Nobody]

I wouldn't want my mom to know that I go onto forums. Could you imagine if she found out?!

Also, if she saw that her precious boy gambles, swears, and does a few other morally questionable activities wouldn't be pleasant.

[Derrick Remon]

The worst thing ever for my Mom to see is me kissing a girl that I didn't introduce to her...