So on the bright, sunny Friday morning, only a few Townies gathered to watch today's lynching. Hibiki Derikku was rather upset.
"Where is everybody? I finally get the chance to explain my theory on quantum psychics and the possibility of -"
"Can we get on with this? Madonna's in concert over at Town Hall and if I miss Like a Virgin there's gonna more than one lynching today!"
The executioner seemed rather impatient too. "Yeah, I freakin' bought these tickets three months ago. I had to sell all of my Prince memorabilia! And I bought most of that with my inheritance!"
But Hibiki Derikku was undeterred. "I'm dieing today! Have some respect!"
That's when it happened. Like a Virgin's hook could be heard all the way from Town Square. Lord Shinigami had never seen a gang of 5 move so angrily before... Well except when the previous Mayor tried canceling Lord Shinigami day. That was pretty bad.
This was bad as well. Hibiki Derikku got torn to shreds like a man who just offered abortion up as a choice to his now-pregnant girlfriend. It took hours to clean the blood... And sadly none of the attendants got to see Madonna. So Hibiki Derikku didn't get a funeral. Not as if there was anything to bury.
Hibiki Derikku was
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