English Translation: Hekiyou Gakuen Seitokai - Fantasy Fetish (mousou feteisshiyu)

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Ok here goes I can't read kanji well so I can't pass the translation test obviously. Ershin (highly fluent translator) and myself (not very good at jap but english is great~) worked together on this English translation for this track:

Seitokai no Ichizon - 妄想 ☆ ふぇてぃっしゅ! (mousou feteisshiyu / Fantasy Fetish)

Here's the official kanji which is already up, and my romaji version which should be correct (i checked it and didn't spot any problems)

If anybody thinks they can translate this better or has legitimate corrections they are welcome to let me know, we tried our hardest to make sense of the lyrics because they are really cryptic, and well 2CH based. Consider the lyrics as posting on 2CH threads because that's the context of them If there is any questions about specific translations, feel free to ask away I have more notes than you can imagine and would be happy to explain how we came up with certain translations. We spent quite a well together working on this and explored a lot of different translation alternatives for some parts, and agreed on what we thought was contextually correct.

Kanji Lyrics: 妄想 ☆ ふぇてぃっしゅ!

あーんなこととか こーんなこととか できたらいいのになぁ…
今日も 乙女の妄想以心伝心 感じてるぅ
ktkr 超絶!ちょ、ちょwwおまっwww以下(ry
アドリブ で 突っ込んじゃ ったら 妄想☆16連打!

ネ申降臨それってwktk?
誘って受けて 百合揺られもう涙目(;_
age で いんじゃない 妄想 ☆ ふぇてぃっしゅ!
目をつむってるうちに とびっきりーのをア・ゲ・ル♪

やーんなこととか そんなことまで ? できたらいいかもなぁ…
今日も 乙女が 構想一攫千金 待っているぅ
プロペラ ブルルン ぶーめらーん ぐるるん
アタシらにできること~ 未来は妄想で決める~

デレ→ツン→デレ フルすろっとるー
ちょっちちちちチラ見せ ギリギリで自主規制
完全攻略 暴走☆ふぃにっしゅ!
目をつむってるうちに とびっきりーの、は 如何?

ネ申降臨それってwktk?
誘って受けて 百合揺られもう涙目(;_
sage で いんじゃない 妄想☆ふぇてぃっしゅ!
目をつむってるうちに とびっきりーのを チョーダイ♪


Romaji Translation: hekiyou gakuen seitokai - mousou feteisshiyu!

aanna koto toka koonna koto toka dekitara ii no ni naa ...
kyou mo otome no mousou ishindenshin kanjiteruu
kitakore chouzetsu ! cho, cho o ma ikaryaku
adoribu de tsukkonjattara mousou juuroku renda !

kami kourin sore tte wakuteka?
sasotteukete yuri yurare mou namida me
age de ii n janai mousou feteisshiyu
me wo tsumutteru uchini tobikkirii no wo a・ge・ru♪

yaanna koto toka sonna koto made dekitara ii ka mo naa...
kyou mo otome ga kousou ikkakusenkin matteiruu
puropera bururun buumeraan gururun
atashira ni dekiru koto ~ mirai wa mousou de kimeru ~

dere→tsun→dere furusurottoruu
chocchichichichichiramise girigiri de jishuukisei
kanzen kouryaku bousou finnisshiyu !
me wo tsumutteru uchini tobikkirii no、wa ika ga?

kami kourin sore tte wakuteka?
sasotteukete yuri yurare mou namida me
sage de ii n janai mousou feteisshiyu !
me wo tsumutteru uchini tobikkirii no wo chouudai ♪


English Translation: Hekiyou Academy Student Council - Fantasy Fetish!

I wish I could do things like "this" or "that"...
The girls' fantasy comes flying into my head.
It's here! It's unbelievable! It's... etc.
If your flaming is half-hearted, you'll be barraged with 16 crazy replies!

God is descending. Should I be excited?
I said yes to a date, then got ditched for another girl. I could just cry!
So, why not bump the Fantasy Fetish thread up?
I'll post something mind-blowing while your eyes are closed.

Starting with "this", and going as far as "that"? That could work...
Once again, the girl's looking for a way to get rich quick.
Propellors buzz and Boomerangs spin.
Deciding the future through our fantasies - it's really possible!

dere→tsun→dere full-throttle.
Starts flashing her panties, then at the last second stops.
Composed at first, wild at the end.
Want something nice while your eyes are closed?

God is descending. Should I be excited?
I said yes to a date, then got ditched for another girl. I could just cry!
So, why not rate the Fantasy Fetish thread down?
Then, post something mind-blowing when they least expect it.