Favourite Quotes

[Ichiro Matsuchani]

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity" - George Carlin. May he rest in peace.

[Light Buster]

"Come on, bring your 'A' game next time!" -Task Force 141, Defeat Quote, MW2, Multiplayer

[deep blue]

Aside from the one in my signature, a few are:

"Turn on, tune in, drop out."

- Timothy Leary

"As you get older you realize that people don’t mean to be obnoxious, it’s just that they’re all screwed up inside."

- Joel Hodgson

"You may make no mistakes and still fail. That is life."

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard

And my own personal one:

"Sarcasm is anger with a smile."

[Rolo Vi Britannia]

"Just because you can doesn't mean you should." Acheron Parthenopaeus
"The only ones who should kill are those prepared to be killed."- Lelouch Vi Britannia

I'll think of more.

[Rei]

Since Rolo brought in Lelouch...

"I destroy worlds...and I create them." - Lelouch Vi Britannia

[GameGeeks]

"Don't ever forget that with each step a person is able to take on their own, they have become that much stronger." - Tamahome

"Hey, don't hurt yourself. I'll do it for you!" - Ryoko

"No. A sword is a weapon. Kenjutsu is the art of killing. Whatever pretty words you use to speak of it, this is its true nature. What Miss Kaoru says are the words of one who has never dirtied her hands. An idealistic view. But, I like Miss Kaoru's idealism better than its true nature. If one can ask so much, I want the world to accept this view as its true nature." - Kenshin

[Robin Sena]

"You're only numbers; a shot and the number is gone."

[Token Black Guy]

“If you make an *** out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you!” - Bruce Lee

"Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. Moving, be like water. Still, be like a mirror. Respond Like an echo."- Bruce Lee

"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend." - Bruce Lee

"Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it." - Bruce Lee

"All this time i had this mindset: The enemy! The enemy! The enemy! Now i'm starting to believe that the enemy is the inner me." Kevin "Kimbo Slice" Fergunson

[-GAZKUL-]

" I am better at reading than my teacher.
Why?
Because i can read my handwriting and she can't"

[-Ro-]

"My daddy says the only time you should be in a hurry is when the cops are coming up the stairs." Marlon Brando (Guys and Dolls)

"I think the courage to keep going no matter what is what true strength is. I think you're an incredibly strong person Naruto." Hinata (Naruto)

"The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature one is he wants to live humbly for one." Maj. Motoko Kusenagi (GITS)

[-GAZKUL-]

"You wanna f**k with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend" -Tony Montana

"Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way." -Curtis, The Blues Brothers

[Diocletian]

"People make themselves seem important and philosophical by quoting a bunch of nonsense politicians, actors, famous figures, video games, and cartoons" - Diocletian

[BurntHouse]

"MIEN FUHRER!!! I CAN WALK!!!" ~ Dr. Strangelove

"We are NO LONGER The Knights who say 'Ni'!" ~ Ni Knight

"You gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you going to bite?" ~ Mr. Blonde

"Dear Warden, You were right. Salvation lies within." ~ Andy Dufresne

[Shwayze]

"Good artists copy. Great artists steal" – Picasso

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Jules Winnfield

Col. Hans Landa: [Aldo has just killed his driver] Are you mad? What have you done? I made a deal with your general for that man's life!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah, they made that deal, but they don't give a f*** about him. They need you.
Col. Hans Landa: You will be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Nah, I don't think so. More like I'll be chewed out. I've been chewed out before.

Inglorious Basterds

[MissAstaire]

"The only person you have to be honest with is yourself." - Cappie from GREEK.

"There is no such thing as ready, only willing." -Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

"Whenever you made a choice, especially one you'd been resisting, it always affected everything else, some in big ways, like a tremor beneath your feet, others in so tiny a shift you hardly notice a change at all. But it was happening." -This Lullaby

"I'd like to live forever, but only for a little while." -Spab, S.F.W.

"Be who you are, and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

"The one who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones." -Chinese Proverb

"A heart that sighs has not what it desires." -The Science of Sleep

"If we're all alone, then we're all together in that too." -PS, I Love You

"Speaking of chairs, you look like a fun place to sit." -Karen Walker

"Well sometimes bananas orbit around microwaves every other weekday, but only if the cows are meowing." -Janglefox/Jinglefox's FB comment



All of these are on my FB quotes. o.o

[The Butcher]

"There are no secrets in life just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface"-Quoted by Dexter Morgan

[Dr. Evil]

"Whadaya think? Zombie kill of the week" Woody Harellson - Zombieland

"I'm a godless lunatic, not a god-fearing maniac!" - Slayer song

"Daddy's all pent up! Lets FREAK!" Dr. Evil - Austin Powers in Goldmember

[Skummi]

"So, I start to think, Do I suck poison out of Norbit's *** or do I let him die? I do the most responsible thing. I say, Hell to the no! Norbit is out of here, because it is long time in hell before Wong suck poison out of another man's ***."
- Mr. Wong , Norbit

[Eris]

"You're only numbers; a shot and the number is gone."

'I am not a number! I am a free man!'
- Number Six ( The Prisoner )

[Mr. Panda]

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Buddha

[DOOM!]

I think Your Father Just said it right.

[Princess Elli]

"These are people so stoned they can be eating citty litter and go, 'wow this is really crunchy man'. These are the same people who get their pets stoned. This is not a good idea! Your dog is not that high up on the food chain to begin with. He barely just learned to lick his own genitals, leave him alone!" - Robbin Williams

[-GAZKUL-]

"Dumfries-twinned with Mordor"

[Dr. Evil]

"You scratched my CDs." - The Ringer

"Do or do not. There is not try." - Yoda, Star Wars

"No kitty! This is my pot pie!" - Cartman, South Park

[Lily Rock]

@ Dr. Evil

"Pills here!" - Most Left 4 Dead + Left 4 Dead 2 survivors.