I'm sure plenty of you are more than ready for the zombie apocalypse. You probably have one or two escape plans and plenty of supplies stacked away. But I'm curious as to how well you will all handle the kitten apocalypse. Heres your situation:
The year is 2012 and the kittens have taken over most of the world. A test for a new flavor over at Nestle went horribly wrong. One of the scientists kittens consumed some of the solution. At first nothing seemed amiss until all the scientists had vanished and in their place were kittens. Using security cameras it became obvious that the flavor had turned the kitten into some kind of horrible monster. One look at the kitten would cause a human to be trapped in its terrible cute ray. After paralysis the kitten would stare at the human until their brain melted and they in turn turned into another kitten.
The kittens have already spread to most of the world but have had particularly devastating effects in the U.S.A where most individuals tried to hunt the kittens. Unfortunately for these poor souls a single glance at a kitten from any angle can cause paralysis. Many countries around the world have already broken down into anarchy with many more initiating martial law. All ports and borders have been closed.
Your government may not have long before breaking down. Supplies will be limited and kittens are everywhere. What do you do AF?
Tl;dr It'll take less than a minute to read it you lazy twat.
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