Say unexpected things

[Aleyna]

I prefer ice cream and cake, and cake.

The cake...is a lie!!!!

[kimupapa]

My anger is chopin

[::SomeOtherCookiez::]

"Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.."

Oh crap, why did I just sing that? :/

[Ichi Iman Bof]

Banana Parfait!!

[Nanobyte]

"

Itachi! [f/m] (b/g>g) [overly masculine girl]"

[MirrorToTheMoon]

This drink tastes good.

[chachaboru]

i hate chocolate...

[animegirl2365]

person:Your very weird
Me: Awww thank you!

[Ranshiin]

This drink tastes good.

Is it grape soda?

[kimupapa]

"SATAN IN THE FRONT SEAT SATAN IN THE BACK SEAT GOTTA MAKE MY MIND UP WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY SACRIFICE A VIRGIN ON FRIDAY YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

DEATH METAL FTW
(I'm not a satanist though)

[Lily Rock]

What happened to you, Commander? They had you push too many pencils?

[kimupapa]

One school day, a boy named Tom was sitting in class and doing math. It was six more minutes until after school. As he was doing his homework, something caught his eye. His desk was next to the window, and he turned and looked to the grass outside. It looked like a picture. When school was over, he ran to the spot where he saw it. He ran fast so that no one else could grab it. He picked it up and smiled. It had a picture of the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. She had a dress with tights on and red shoes, and her hand was formed into a peace sign. She was so beautiful he wanted to meet her, so he ran all over the school and asked everyone if they knew her or have ever seen her before. But everyone he asked said “No.” He was devastated.
When he was home, he opened the door, got on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur!

What? You said Unexpected.

[Nene-Chan]

Fuh!
Lol, how unexpected

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

I hate you all.

 

Just kid, just kid. I love my daily AF. <3333

[Trippy Hippie]

America is better then Canada.

[battousai_ryuu]

This one time at band camp...

[GameGeeks]

I like mutilate children and use their skulls as puppets.

[*MayMay*]

Russell Brand is one helluva woman... :3

[GameGeeks]

Yes he is.

[MirrorToTheMoon]

Is it grape soda?

Nope, but I can't read the label on it properly. XD

[battousai_ryuu]

Man is a pupil, pain is his teacher.

[Elphaba]

I like Sia's style. I wanna be like her now. :3

[Rei]

I stepped on rabbits. Multiple times.

[Lily Rock]

Need a light?

[Penshiru]

Sometimes I dream about cheese