Post Game: Vending Machine

[Gero50]

You got a rusty broken spring

I put in a Apple A4 chip

[DOOM!]

You fry the machine and have to pay for it. Next time use a Free PC processor.

I put in my pants.

[Gero50]

You got zapped by the fried machine

I put in a old PATA HDD

[poshyterra]

you get twin fools

i put in a flash drive

[DOOM!]

You need to install the latest Adobe Flash Player (every minute) from now on.

I put in a weasel.

[poshyterra]

you get two angry beavers

i put in a nova

[Flah Blah]

You get brains.

I put in six Meatlump Lumps.

[poshyterra]

you get a frostpup

i put in a pirate

[-P.N.-]

You get a knight in shinny armor.

I put in my Articuno figgure.

[Red&Stiletto]

You get an elephant.

I put in a 70's bowling trophy.

[DOOM!]

You get a Watermelon on a stick.

I put in The Crawling Spleen!

[Light Buster]

You get a shaving blade.

I put in a speaker set along with a CD/DVD player.

[Zetsubou-Billy]

you get a dead dog.

I mistake the vending machine for a toilet.

[Light Buster]

A Boomer comes out and vomits on you, attracting a Smoker to constrict you and the zombies come hit you until you die a horrible death.

I put in a C4 and detonate it.

[Cobra Commander]

You get a beat up and rusty Ford Pinto.

I put in the neighbor's cat.

[Shwayze]

You get Lion-O, the leader of the Thundercats

I put in Rick James

[Gero50]

You got a cup of rice

I put in a hot dog

[Shwayze]

You get an alive chicken

I put this monster(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hf6xT6xenb...edmonsterA.jpg) in the machine

[CapnJack]

and you get http://gremlins.files.wordpress.com/...gizmpillow.jpg (Aww)

I put in Chuck Norris...

[Ashminigun]

The American Ninja sneak behind you and slit your throat.

If I put Master Chief and Samus together in the bin...

[Shwayze]

You end up with the Tick (http://meaninglessguy.files.wordpres...ck-graphic.jpg)

I put in Rambo

[Gero50]

You got a dead fish

I put in a box of fireworks

[poshyterra]

you get a cop to arrest you for illegal fireworks

i put in cherry coke

[Light Buster]

I come out with a M16A4 with Red Dot Sight and Hearbeat Sensor along with Stopping Power and shoot you with one burst and kill you.

I pick up your dead body and throw it in the machine.

[poshyterra]

you get... ha! you didn't kill me!... and get me, alive :P

i cram you (Light Buster) into the machine...