Post Game: Vending Machine

[Eris]

See, you put something into the vending machine, and it gives you something (else?) in return.



Example game:

Poster 1:
I put in a pair of old socks.

Poster 2:
You got a carton of expired milk.

I put in $500

Poster 3:
All you got was a lousy T-shirt.

I put in a tennis racket.

etc.




Let's see, to start things off, I put in an effigy of Raptor Jesus.

[Heinekenrana]

And all you get back is an old issue of National Geographic with sequins glued to the pictures.

I put in a one-horned goat

[Jack Frost]

You get back a giant scythe that will destroy all your enemies O_O

I put in a plush of Luffy <3

[Sr Machinehead]

You get back a box of matches.
I put in a sandwich.

[Eris]

You get a suspiciously similar-looking sandwich with a bite-size hole in it.

I put in a pillow.

[.Tatty.]

You get a leather metal studded waddle in return


I put in my jesus fanclub membership card in

[Eris]

A Raptor emerges from the machine and gobbles you up.

I put in a quarter.

[lilaznkid]

You get a dime.

I put in a candy wrapper.

[Battler Ushiromiya]

You get Spam

I put in a ..... *looks around* Mouse pad...

[.Tatty.]

You get a rats cage,

I put in my newly severed arm

[Zetsubou-Billy]

You get fresh jar of toenail clippings

I put in a frog

[Shida12]

You get frog legs!

I put in a DVD

[Light Buster]

You get a Predator Missile.

I put in a pipe bomb.

[Eris]

A small angry man emerges and starts shouting at you. Turns out, you put it in a quaint Italian haberdashery instead of the vending machine.

I put in a Ninja.

[Sr Machinehead]

You get an expired soda.

I put in some sandals.

[Light Buster]

You get the "Lightweight" perk, allowing you to move faster.

I put in a boomer bile.

[lilaznkid]

You get a care package.

I put in a red envelope

[Shwayze]

You get a large tomato

I put in a roll of toilet paper

[Ashminigun]

You got a handful of .50 BMG spent cartridges.

If I put a flux capacitor in this vending machine...

[Eris]

You get the empire state building.

I put in some ketchup.

[Ashminigun]

And you get Ash Ketchum's pants. LOL

If I put a bottle of H2SO4...

[Eris]

Screaming noises and foul smoke emerges from the machine.

In put in a pack of dogs.

[Ashminigun]

And you get a cool Anubis headgear.

If I put in the hilt of the lightsaber...

[Sir Inactive]

A radioactive lava-lamp. O_O

I put in a CD, "Bon Jovi The Circle".

[Shwayze]

You get a broken electric guitar

I put in a bed mattress