If I were a President I will BUILD a Anime Academy.
I make statue into my own image.
I will an airplane and and build airlines purpose is to tour around the world.
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If I were a President I will BUILD a Anime Academy.
I make statue into my own image.
I will an airplane and and build airlines purpose is to tour around the world.
"Jagan eye's signature she made it for me"
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Remember that person who ran Iraq for a while and had statues of himself? Oh yeah, Sadam Hussein. I wonder how he is doing?
O_O He is dead, he was hung...
I would get rid of a lot of the wic and EBT(food stamps) I work at a grocery store and a lot of "those" consumers are not very nice and tend to not be capable of following the simple directions on the WIC folder. So annoying.
EDIT: Heck, some of the people that use food stamps don't even really need it. For instance, the lady that came through my line and bought $200.00 worth of snow crab legs just on food stamps. I sure hope those last her the rest of the entire month.
Last edited by Shin Natsume; 02-05-2010 at 05:17 AM.
If I were a president then I would have definitely enjoyed my life. Ah, well, being the President I woudn't get much to do except for signing on the decisions and the bills made by the Ministry...hehehe, I wouldn't really be able to enjoy the prestige of bringing severe beautiful changes to my country but hey, anyway, I would just be an honorable one and would go here and there giving out speeches and working for the people and yea..inspecting the government..if that's allowed...I don't think it should be a problem though.
If I were President, everything I would ever want to do would be rejected by Congress.
Now, if I was dictator...
On this day of days, most epic and prideful, you were born 15 whole American years ago!
Through the odds and by doing the impossible, you beat out hundreds of thousands of siblings in the great sperm race for the coveted egg.
Probably via hax.
Regardless! You won!
So remember, whenever someone picks on you or calls you weak or small.
Just remind them that you beat out a few hundred thousand other wimps.
And the grand prize was not dying!
You really can't top the commies when it comes to cult of personality. Mao, Stalin, Ceauşescu -- those guys knew how to build statues.
http://www.columbia.edu/~beecher/pra...lin_statue.jpg
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/image...o-Statue-1.jpg
I mean, really, Saddam was a petty amateur when compared to those guys. He was barely even a dictator. His wildest dreams couldn't hold a candle to the North Korean (the screen in the background is not a monitor, it's people holding cards).
Last edited by Eris; 02-05-2010 at 01:14 PM.
Hey look, Japan made a movie about me!
Lol, as president I would.....
* Make Pot legal..... and tax the Hell out of it.
* Make a ban of 3/4 of the stuff in cigarettes.
* I guess I would make same sex marriage legal to make certain votes happy.
* Reinforce gun rights and make it easy to have a small gun with you at all times. ( Other things too. )
* All high school girls would need to wear tiny mini skirts while in school.
* the word "god" in the pledge would be replaced with my name.
* Make a president be able to serve 3 terms for 5 years each and make it a lttle more each time......
* I will think of more later.
Last edited by Battler Ushiromiya; 02-05-2010 at 01:23 PM.
The seven stakes of purgatory! ^^ Good thing to know that they will be the last thing you see before you die. ^^
1. make alcohol avilable to all
2. have myself made dictator for life
3. a statue of scar the size of the empire state building
4. make the haggis the national dish of the world
5. ban maths
there is some other stuff but i cant remember any of it
I'd find a way to seize power, dissolve Congress, and enact my evil agenda on the nation.
Life would be pretty much the same as it is now, with a few exceptions - if you can work and you don't, you don't eat. If you "can't" but you really can, you don't eat. All US farmland would be utilized, and food would be affordable to all. Excess food, once our "hungry" population is at 0%, would be sold to other nations. Not given, sold. Or maybe traded.
Oil would be drilled here at home. We would refine here at home. We would provide for ourselves. Foreign oil would be bought from Norway, Russia, Canada, and Venezuela. The trade embargo on Cuba would be lifted. And a whole host of other things. I could go on for hours.
You want to live in my dictatorship?
I can't really think of anything to say besides.... I would change everything.....
I have recently transformed into a defender of the mentally ill. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
If I was president they would be world war 3 well becouse I wont care what peaple did.Freedom is the best policy, besides I would do the same things I do now watch tv, eat and sleep the only differents is I would have to give talks ,sign documents and well smile ,not much difference there anyway .
Enchanting Purple
If an idiot like me would become president, then that nation's name will surely be United States of America.
If I were a president I would not have sexual relations with that woman.
Last edited by Diocletian; 02-15-2010 at 06:12 PM.
if i was president... that's a scary thought actually...
i'm not sure what i'd do. i'd probably run the country like my idol who just happened to be a u.s. president. i'm not gonna say who, just that i'd run it like him with a few tweaks...
i will say that my idol is NOT the current president...
"Thinking of you, where ever you are..."Sig by me
That would be part of my agenda. However, with 100% of our farmland utilized, and maximizing our energy production, we'd probably eat a huge chunk out of unemployment. I'd do what I could to make sure that those jobs created were both entry-level and advanced jobs. Basically, I feel that our country does not operate at its full capacity, and would wish to expand our production on all fronts until we are at 100%. There would be countless jobs created if we operated everything balls to the wall at all times.
And then we'd stockpike, and sell our excess stuff, and make lots of money.
My solution to terrorism would be simple as well. The terrorists the US has the most problem with generally come from "The Muslim World". This is why we wouldn't be buying our oil there. No American business would be conducted in that entire region, and any acts of war emanating from there would bear a heavy price tag. Think of using a sledge hammer to swat a flea. The human and economic cost of attacking this country would be too great for the perpetrators to ever be able to hide.
I'm pretty sure that if the rest of the world followed our lead on petroleum, that the rest of the package would come easily for everyone else as well. It's all business. We all play ball with each other. And if "they" want to play ball, then they'll have to integrate into the rest of the world.
I supposed I'd have to put some thought into the ins-and-outs before posting up any real ideas, but undoubtedly the two keypoints of my presidency would be:
1. Significantly decrease (or eliminate) our national debt. It's far, far too large, and we're in debt to countries we really don't want to be (China).
2. Get unemployment down to 4-5%.
Oh, and no more bullcrap from Iran and N.Korea.
"The color fades along the intervals I follow."
If I was president I would hire Gjallarhorn and just nap all day.
China is a propaganda savage. I remember seeing this cartoon on youtube where it was a Macross rip-off with Chinese propaganda splattered all over it. Guess who the aliens were sent to destroy China from? Those damn Americans.
If I was a president I'd probably do the exact opposite. I would increase unemployment. The world just complains about their jobs and how terrible they are, while putting out mediocre work out of their butts. We need to lose our jobs to get out quality products. The higher the need for a job, the higher the quality. The higher the quality, the more the demand. The more demand, the more employment. This all pretty flawed logic but you can see my point.
I would give myself a really fluffy bed.
If I were a President I would have Made a Painkiller for headache *real good one that I'll never get one again*
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