If You Like It So Much Then Why Don't You Marry It?

[Aleyna]

If you could marry something that is not human, then what would you marry? Why?(optional)

I would marry HI-D's singing voice, because he has the most beautiful singing voice that I have ever heard in my life.

[Annie Hall]

I would marry all of my gaming consoles.
Polygamy FTW!
Why? Because they keep me happy for hours and when I get sick of 'em I can just turn 'em off.
Ideal spouse(s).

 

Spouses? Spousii? umm.... idk...

[n~valdo]

I would get married to my Ipod or my computer ..or both

I cant choose between those two :O

[-Batman-]

A Kryptonian female

They look just like Human females, and they could punch a hole through a mountain.
Especially Power Girl, for big bossom and delicious Bob cut hair.

[TheAsterisk!]

A Kryptonian female

They look just like Human females, and they could punch a hole through a mountain.
Especially Power Girl, for big bossom and delicious Bob cut hair.

Wow. Good show.
You're really dedicated to this whole DC thing, aren't you?
But what'll you do if/when you get her upset? That could be dangerous.



Anyway, I just can't help but hope the furries will eventually show up! They could make this thread very, very fun.

[-Batman-]

Wow. Good show.
You're really dedicated to this whole DC thing, aren't you?
But what'll you do if/when you get her upset? That could be dangerous.

Comic books in general. I played Deadpool for a good year before I switched to Bat's. Annnd
Most other sexually attractive comic females I can think of however that aren't human also can't pass for human.
This thread is all a hyptothetical however.

And getting a Kryptonian Female upset...Huh...
I guess I'd have to have strong will in order to live with such a woman, in which case I'm sure I would be well protected.

[Simon Phoenix]

i'd marry a bottle of lou the 13.

[Haoie]

I'm going to sit back and wait for all the furries to post.

[Forgotten Show]

So... I heard you like mudkips...



Bad Memory

[Cobra Commander]

Well, do you?

[SigmaSD]

A computer. Our kids will be smart enough to make it into Harvard, and I can shut it down whenever I need some alone time with my PS3.

[Kirei Shijin]

I would marry an unlimited supply of brownies because I like them that much.

[DOOM!]

Comic books in general. I played Deadpool for a good year before I switched to Bat's. Annnd
Most other sexually attractive comic females I can think of however that aren't human also can't pass for human.
This thread is all a hyptothetical however.

And getting a Kryptonian Female upset...Huh...
I guess I'd have to have strong will in order to live with such a woman, in which case I'm sure I would be well protected.

Actually, only the overpowered you'll never see might make it through.

I would marry an unlimited supply of brownies because I like them that much.

Why don't you just kill people and go to their funerals, instead?

[Simon Phoenix]

i'd also marry a x-box.

[Jagan Eye]

I'd marry my giant stuffed animal moose...it's not like I don't already sleep with it...

[Aki no iko]

I'd marry my Uggs, laptop, and cell phone.

Oooh! I'd marry my bunny clutch too. Everytime I take it out to pay for something, I can't help but say, "Aweee! Look how cute these love bunnies are!" XD

[Aku no Hikari]

I'll marry this post.

[Hideki Motosuwa.]

I'd either marry my computer or my flash drive xD

[Datenshi]

+

[The Grey Crane]

I'll keep checking this thread to see if a post like this pops up:

"I want to marry my honor and/or my trusty no-dachi."

Go figure.

[realms89]

dream chopper ^_^

[Acnologia]

Adobe Photoshop...

D:

[sheenafan1000]

Itachi!
And the internet. I would totally marry the internet. If it pisses me off, I can just turn it off and walk away^^. And it can get me pizza whenever I like. It's win.

[ultra_maniac]

i would marry my violin
coz it give me feel of deep eternity when i play it

[Memento Mori]

I'd marry the Eiffel Tower!