Things AF members wouldn't say

[Capernicus]

This thread has been very successful in the past, so I want to revive it. Pretty self explanatory.

Miss Moonlight: I'm think I'm going to get breast implants. Need moar bobs.
Mr. Nobody/Owly McOwl: It's rabbit hunting season, yay!
Sanosuke23: No, I don't think I will roll for damage. kthxbai
Fabala: I want a divorce.
Eris: h3w p057 94m3: 7a|k ih |337
MaruDashi: Tattoos are disgusting, srs.
Buruku: I think getting a Hello Kitty microwave is going too far.
Opinionated: Today, I think I shall post!
OminousCloud: needz maor spam

[Heinekenrana]

Capernicus: That's it, I'm giving up teaching and moving in with Mavericker.

[Anime Forum]

Tsuki : I hate your poem.
Mavericker : I agree with the above post and this clearly isn't spam.

[Capernicus]

Heinekenrana: I'm getting married shortly, and Mavericker is going to perform the ceremony. He's a wonderful minister.

[Anime Forum]

Random Newbie : I'm gonna stay a while on this forum and post a lot! Oh wait they do always say that, but just never stay.

[-Batman-]

Batman: I'm The Goddamn Pelican.

[Alphabet]

Khanxay: I don't want a computer.
Baka: [insert something insulting]
Eris: I don't have any logic to back up my arguement with.
RaShay: I shaved my chest hair.
teed: I'm not innocent.

I'm not very creative =p
ooshy ooshy ooshy

[MoroDashi]

Miss Moonlight: I resign as Bob Goddess.
Hahaa. I have no idea ;D

[Cobra Commander]

Mavericker - I have converted to Scientology
Heinekenrana - no more beer, ever!
Jonah Jameson - Screw Spider-Man, bring me pictures of Rosie O'Donnel!

[Stripes]

Mavericker: I'm sorry!

[october breath]

Capernicus: That's it, I'm giving up teaching and moving in with Mavericker.

WOW. hahahahaha

Now that would have really been a sight to see.

[Krista Logan]

Baka: Pink is an ugly color!!!
Mavericker: Can has more porns plz?

[Señor Nobody]

Mavericker: <Something intelligent>
Heinekenrana: I hate random things that pop on the internet
Miss Moonlight: <Something outright insulting>
Sigma: <Something insulting>
Baka: I hate cats
Capernicus: I hate teaching and learning is for suckers

[Skylar1]

Mavricker: you're right

Eris: I am [gender]

Baka: Thread is lame

Cobra Commander: Guys, I'm voting dem next year

Dr. McDoom: What's 4chan?

[blueangel06661]

Mr. Baka: I hate cats, cute asians, pink, and Hello Kitty... Bring on all the non cute things!!!

[Heinekenrana]

YujiNaruo: "Guilty Gear. Worst. Game. Ever."
Eris: "Bah, internet. I'm leaving you forever."
Sanosuke23: "I'M TEAM EDWARD!"

[The Grey Crane]

The Grey Crane: "Look at my new sig."

(But at least I've got a new Avatar.)

[Miss Moonlight]

Baka: "I hate hello kitty now. I'm going sell my entire collection to Miss Moonlight for the low, low price of 2.99!"

[Aku no Hikari]

Mavericker: I theenk yuoo ure-a reeght. :heppy:
(You guys are missing the filter.)

Eris: OH, I LUV YOUUUUUU!! ^___^ YOU'RE SO KAWAIIII!!! \(^o^)/ YaY's!!! <333threethreethree

RaShayRitto: I am gay. (But only because he doesn't have the guts to admit.)
RaShayRitto: I don't like those boobs.

Mokochocolatte: You know what? I will stop using "Ooshy ooshy ooshy" for good.

[Baka]

Baka: I hate sticking out my tongue!!!

[Aku no Hikari]

Forgotten Show: Good Memory

[Artcell]

Hellraiser01:I hate .Elmer with all I've got!
Lord Tsukuyomi:I hate role playing and also my name!
Dryaxx:I am a happy man.
SigmaSD:I don't care.(He cares for everyone,I know!)
.Elmer:I hate making friends!
Celeste:Kristen Stewart sucks.

[OminousCloud]

Nighthawk: Neckbeards? Wth is a neckbeard?
Wilson: No, I don't want anymore swimsuit model pics!
teed: Omg, yes, I will marry you //5!
Anime Forum: I sponsor trolls
suzumi: No, I don't want your candy!
Naughty Dog: I HATE Jak and Daxter/ I love me <3
Mac: My brother is awesome, I feel like making him sausage rolls
unicornmadeofcheese: sladoled? wth is that, get it away from me! / omg I love the LOLOL song, play it again
RaShayRitto: I'm not in the mood for homoeroticism today.

OminousCloud: needz maor spam

^
OminousCloud would actually say that, and probably has.

[Artcell]

I just thought of another hehehe...
Bulma1017:I hate saying yay's!

[Eris]

Eris: OH, I LUV YOUUUUUU!! ^___^ YOU'RE SO KAWAIIII!!! \(^o^)/ YaY's!!! <333threethreethree

You know this thread is going to, like it always does, derail into people just copypastaing things people say they'll never say to prove them wrong, like

OH, I LUV YOUUUUUU!! ^___^ YOU'RE SO KAWAIIII!!! \(^o^)/ YaY's!!! <333threethreethree