Do you ever beat them?
I occasionally beat dead horses. I live in a hispanic neighborhood where everyone beats everything, including their wives so it's okay.
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No, I feel sorry for them.
When I see one I put a flower on it. T_T
Not everything is black and white like that.
Ehhh. Why put by effort into beating dead horses when I have 'better' things to do?
Like, browse the internets. =o
Or shooting dead horses.
Perhaps the world was never meant to make perfect sense.
I've never seen a dead horse.
No. I cook and eat dead horses :3
What? There are dead horses?
I tend to defecate on the dead horse after beating it. Gotta mark property, after all.
Also, wife beating is fun.
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When we see a dead horse, we argue about who's cooking the 5 legs.
The rabbits eat dead horses.
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I was Hieko.
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when i see a dead horse... i cry. thats all there is to it
Dude, I don't even wanna ask or know okay. Those poor animals and people.
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Now I remembered that horse that somehow died in the ventilation shaft of a building and it took people dozens of days and gallons of vomit to decide that it's about time to find the cause of the smell.
I don't have a dead horse (If I had one, I'd surely beat it!!), but I saw a rotten dead rat a couple days ago. Can I use it?
No, I would not. I MIGHT poke it with a stick a bit, but never would I beat it. That's just cruel. No one would want someone beating on a dead corpse of their loved one, so...
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