What Goes on Your Fries?

**Bulf** · 12-01-2009 11:45 PM

Okay, so what do you put on your french fries before you eat them (if anything)? I always put honey barbecue sauce on them, or cheese. Or, in some rare cases, both. I really can't stand ketchup on my fries though x_x

**Lola Granola** · 12-01-2009 11:49 PM

TARTAR SAUCE. Ftw.

**Snowscala_Xx** · 12-01-2009 11:55 PM

usually ketchup, I'll settle for some chili-cheese fries also. Ooo and the fries has to be curly, curly fries are a must.

**Baka** · 12-02-2009 12:07 AM

Bacon, cheddar, and ranch.It's yummie!!!

**Shwayze** · 12-02-2009 12:30 AM

Eh, I dont like eating fries with anything. All of that extra stuff masks the taste of the fries. I like mine plain.

**-Batman-** · 12-02-2009 12:30 AM

Cheese
Ketchup
Cluck U Wing Sauce, atomic.

Sometimes one and two go together, but never mix three with one or two.

**sa5m** · 12-02-2009 12:36 AM

I love chili fries. Cheese fries too.
If not, just lots of salt!

**Dr. Hax** · 12-02-2009 12:40 AM

For me it would have to be bacon and melted cheese. Wash it down with pepsi and you're good to go.

**Wio** · 12-02-2009 12:54 AM

Your mom goes on my fries.......?

Not really. I'm just annoyed with the fact that many people on this forum think "your mom" jokes are the pinnacle of wit. Perhaps they are, but that just makes a case for my disdain for wit in general.

**Gjallarhorn** · 12-02-2009 12:59 AM

Each line is a separate case.

Ketchup.
Honey mustard.
Mustard.
Crushed pepper.
Cheese.
Bacon.
Cheese and bacon.
Pepper.
Salt.
Hot sauce.
Mashed potatoes.
Gravy.
Barbecue sauce.
Steak sauce.

**Wio** · 12-02-2009 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by Gjallarhorn

Salt.

Do you ever put fries on your fries?

**tenzo_groupie** · 12-02-2009 01:22 AM

BBQ sauce or salt

**TandooriDude** · 12-02-2009 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by Wio

Do you ever put fries on your fries?

Samuel L Jackson is tired of all these mother*effin fries on his mother*effin fries.

**~*Red*~** · 12-02-2009 02:32 AM

Ketchup or honey mustard sauce, and sometimes both.

**TheAsterisk!** · 12-02-2009 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by Ellipsis, thread title

What goes on your fries?

Whatever I damn well please!

Honestly, though, if I'm going to eat fries, it usually means fast food, which means eating where precious few others can witness my manners. This leads to me devouring them all at once like some savage man-beast.
It's not enough that the fries are socially acceptable as finger-food. No, I must venture farther!
I pick them up by the fistful, and dump them carelessly in proximity to my mouth; inevitably, a few miss their target, but that's okay, since I usually catch them with my chest and stomach, the nearly lost fries preserved to make the journey to my gullet once again! And again! And again!

Given that speedy, full-contact, gluttonous approach, sauces and dips and other varied condiments are of little use to my fries.

**Primarch Lorgar** · 12-02-2009 03:54 AM

Vinegar for me.

**Inactive Account 0061** · 12-02-2009 04:47 AM

Nothing. I eat them like a real man!

**Megamind's Minion** · 12-02-2009 05:25 AM

mayo with catsup...
yummy....

**ZenErik** · 12-02-2009 05:54 AM

Generally nothing except all the salt that usually comes on them. But I always eat them with something else. Usually some sort of burger/patty.

Although I love when they come with some sort of spicy seasoning. And sweet potato fries.

**Señor Nobody** · 12-02-2009 06:31 AM

The blood of my enemies!

**.Tatty.** · 12-02-2009 06:52 AM

Well A splodge of good ol' English Mustard on the side, can't beat it.

**Souji Seta** · 12-02-2009 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Nobody

The blood of my enemies!

B..Blood? how does it taste like? hehehe, just kidding man.

On my fries huh? I guess the undying Ketchup is what I use the most.
I also like Gravy and Cheese (with bacon) on my fries, hehe.

Hey, did anybody else try ice cream on their fries? Well, I tried it once...tasted weird...why did I do it? well, I had a sundae, my friend has some fries... so why not!? haha!