This thread was inspired by many other silly threads.
So you have spilled your baked beans. Now what? You've got sticky beans all over the place. How are you get it up?
Do you wipe them up? That gets the sauce up, but the beans are still there, and now they're squished.
Do you use a vacuum cleaner? That means you get sticky bean sauce all over your vacuum cleaner.
So what do you do?