Which poll option do you want to win?

[Eris]

Which poll option do you want to win? Refer to poll.

[DOOM!]

I don't fully agree with option A, but it generally sums up what my opinion is on the matter, so, I would be more likely inclined to abide to it. Thus, I chose to vote option B, which, I think, aims towards option A many times more than it aims back.
But that's just my opinion imo lol.

[3pleT]

Over my time on this forum I learned one important thing: Eris sure likes to divide by zero.

[Diocletian]

Bah, humbug this is the second time you do this!

I feel like option is is trying to remove women's suffrage, but option two is a bit more closer to my heart and ideals.

[miniPhil]

I don't fully agree with option A, but it generally sums up what my opinion is on the matter, so, I would be more likely inclined to abide to it. Thus, I chose to vote option B, which, I think, aims towards option A many times more than it aims back.
But that's just my opinion imo lol.

Couldn't agree more. Option A doesn't have everything I want but it really is far better than option B. Its more of a lesser of two evils rather than which I prefer.

[Masked Mantis]

I want to pick option A. But I want option A to win.

So i'll pick neither.

[Yew Neek™]

i picked B to be different.

[Capernicus]

i picked B to be different.

No don't do that, that's what they want you to do. The real dilemma here is whether to vote or not. I think I will...ponder this more.

[Bloomingdale]

i'm gonna pick a
i wonder what will happen if i shoved this pencil into the black thing in my eye...

[.Tatty.]

No don't do that, that's what they want you to do. The real dilemma here is whether to vote or not. I think I will...ponder this more.

yes i take this stance

very wise caps

[Aku no Hikari]

Well, whether you pick A or B, the result is the same. One of them will win by having the other win. They both win. Therefore, none of them wins.

But you know, I just voted A. Probably for no reason.

[TheThunderBringer]

Well, whether you pick A or B, the result is the same. One of them will win by having the other win. They both win. Therefore, none of them wins.

Killjoy...

After contemplating for a few minutes, getting family member and internet input and so forth, I chose B...for reasons I won't explain.

[zariachi]

No matter what you vote for they both win in the end.Yay for advanced logic.You pick option A,you want option B to win so therefore option B has the most support and has won in that area,however option A has the most votes and wins in that area,and vice versa.Sounds like politics.

[Anime Forum]

Hmmm, well Option A is probably the only option to go with here since I know of Option B's checkered past.

[Acnologia]

I picked C.

[Yew Neek™]

this is hard cuz my philosiphy has always been "when in doubt pick c" but i stick by my b decision......lets go B!!!!

[NorthOfTime]

What is everyones problem here??? Option A clearly sides the egotistical maniacs and KKK members. It clearly states in bold letters, that option A symbolises evil in all forms. It even at one point in its tirade trys to pawn off its bleifes onto option B.

On the other hand option B clearly isnt so far away. After reading the little bit about "all animals should be killed!" i think its safe to say B is a phsyco choice as well.

IMO their both choices of evils.. and as much as i love animals i must say i would like to be alive awhile longer..

I chose A.. Teehee!

EDIT:
50/50 Really people? You all know A is clearly the right choice.. I mean common! It so obvioulsy says "I win"

[Skylar1]

no, no, no Eris. You have this all wrong. There needs to be a greater understanding of option A before you can conclude that such a comparision to option B can be made.

See, many ages ago, (before modern science came about), there was a great divide amongst people that option A was either the work of the gods, or some other unexplained force. To this day we know by use of science that neither A nor B could be connected. -- this is currently the accepted theory.

Although, there are some fringe physicists that believe that the Combination of A + B results in a net value of 1.379432, and because of this they conclude that A/ x+3.14159 = B. This only sometimes works out with the F = GMm/(25 mi)² but those tricky physicists say they can compensate for this by replacing the same factorial with D+m/s. But they can't fool me.

This is all speculation at this point. Maybe they're on to something though. We'll just have to wait and find out.

[NorthOfTime]

*many squiggly lines appear above head*

Me dont know math....AT ALL>

[Aku no Hikari]

This poll is a trick. It's like this... Eris wants to do one of two things, say:

Option A = kill all kittens
Option B = kill all bunnies

So Eris makes a poll to use us as a randomization machine:

Option A: I want Option B to win (killing all bunnies)
Option B: I want Option A to win (killing all kittens)

Eris tricked you to think that you are picking options that refer to each other, while they refer to something else that Eris has planned. But question is, what are you planning to Eris?? o_O

I can imagine what kind of plan it is. Everybody, get ready to be all mass murdered by Eris's Death Ray.

 

@ Eris: Or maybe you're just trying to decide whether you talk to that girl or not? (or that guy... or that... computer?... bunny?... Tuesday?... The Devil himself?... whoever you want to make out with...)

I'm kidding, y'know.

[OminousCloud]

Given two options A or B, I would want option A to win so I voted B. Since the question asked me which option I wanted to win, I had to vote in a way that represents my opinion and not in a way that represents the actual outcome.

[Megamind's Minion]

i choose b..
since if i am in doubt i will choose a and b represents that,...

[CrystalAce]

It's a conspiracy. A conspiracy hatched to break a lovely, brotherly relationship.

So, finally,

The truth here is, ladies and gentlemen, that A and B are actually twins.

Vote none, save the twins!