The Blair Witch Project?

**Shwayze** · 11-06-2009 03:15 PM

Has anyone seen this yet? What do you think about it? Im about to watch it soon (online).

**Teddy2116** · 11-06-2009 03:21 PM

you want to know the truth about it? it will spoil the movie for you.

**Gjallarhorn** · 11-06-2009 03:24 PM

So hilariously bad.

1. Running around in the woods.
2. Running around in the woods with shaky-cam.
3. Hiding out in the woods.
4. Close-ups.
5. Running around in the woods with shaky-cam.
6. Screaming and crying in the woods with shaky-cam.
7. Nothing happening in the woods with shaky-cam.
8. Shaky-cam.
9. Shaky-cam.
10. It ends. With shaky-cam.

**Heinekenrana** · 11-06-2009 03:26 PM

It's a terrible nonsensical movie. The only part that really bothered me was when they found that whatever it was in the bandanna.

**Gjallarhorn** · 11-06-2009 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by Heinekenrana

It's a terrible nonsensical movie. The only part that really bothered me was when they found that whatever it was in the bandanna.

It was a bunch of sticks wrapped in a bloody bandanna. That was the single "scary" thing in the movie.

**Heinekenrana** · 11-06-2009 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Gjallarhorn

It was a bunch of sticks wrapped in a bloody bandanna. That was the single "scary" thing in the movie.

I couldn't see WHAT it was, so I'm glad you cleared it up. I thought it was a tongue, or a finger, or something equally gross. Blugh.

**Gjallarhorn** · 11-06-2009 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by Heinekenrana

I couldn't see WHAT it was, so I'm glad you cleared it up. I thought it was a tongue, or a finger, or something equally gross. Blugh.

Nah. I think it had some teeth in it, though. It's been a long time since I've seen the movie.

**Shwayze** · 11-06-2009 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Teddy2116

you want to know the truth about it? it will spoil the movie for you.

Nah, I want to find out myself.

Well according to you guys, the movie seems bad.... But Im incredibly bored and feel like watching this movie.

**-Batman-** · 11-06-2009 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by Gjallarhorn

So hilariously bad.

1. Running around in the woods.
2. Running around in the woods with shaky-cam.
3. Hiding out in the woods.
4. Close-ups.
5. Running around in the woods with shaky-cam.
6. Screaming and crying in the woods with shaky-cam.
7. Nothing happening in the woods with shaky-cam.
8. Shaky-cam.
9. Shaky-cam.
10. It ends. With shaky-cam.

You forgot throwing the map and those stupid stick figure effigies.

**Gero50** · 11-06-2009 04:55 PM

I think it is alright to say the least. As far as overall It could be better though it was a live recording so with that said doing better would be quite tough. I don't really like or dislike it though. I hope you enjoy it.

**Vine** · 11-06-2009 05:01 PM

It's alright if you manage to convince whoever is watching it that it's real. So, it will only scare old people and little children... or extremely gullible people. I wouldn't waste my time on it.

**Shwayze** · 11-06-2009 06:02 PM

Well, for those that said the movie sucked, I agree with you. It probably wouldve been better if I watched it on TV at 2:00 AM.... But it did kill some time for me.

**AznOtaku** · 11-07-2009 05:25 AM

I got dizzy.

Watch your language, please - Eris

**Haoie** · 11-08-2009 03:40 AM

More than 10 years on, there are still idiots around who think it was 'real'.

**Inactive Account 0061** · 11-08-2009 12:17 PM

It really SUCKED! I was expecting a good horror but nooo. God it was a bad movie

**miniPhil** · 11-08-2009 01:20 PM

The Blair Witch project isn't particularly great. Better horror films in the style would be Cannibal Holocaust or August Underground.

**Shwayze** · 11-09-2009 03:25 AM

But why is the movie so famous if it sucks?

**Yuu-Mon Musuedo** · 11-09-2009 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by Big Zeus

But why is the movie so famous if it sucks?

It could be famous for being bad like "Zero Wing" (Old video game) being famous for saying; "All your base are belong to us!" And that game had bad grammar and dull gameplay...

Back then, people like to make spoof movies with that girl crying into the cam too close. Movie could be good for being bad. 0_o

**Señor Nobody** · 11-09-2009 10:59 AM

It sucks. Go look for a scarier film. Serioualy, like the other here, I advise you not to waste your time.

It could be famous for being bad like "Zero Wing" (Old video game) being famous for saying; "All your base are belong to us!" And that game had bad grammar and dull gameplay...

How dare you. Zero Wing and it's 'All your Base' is my favorite meme.

Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!
Cats: How are you, gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say?
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha ...
Captain: Take off every "zig"! You know what you doing. Move "zig". For great justice.

**The Wing Man** · 11-09-2009 03:24 PM

I remembering hating it a lot, I tried to watch it again later and it was even worse, the only thing that worked for that film was that you might believe it was real in 99.

Bad movie.

**Masked Mantis** · 11-09-2009 03:47 PM

Bad movie. I used to find it scary cause I was about 8 or 9 and my parents told me it was real (funny...).

Books are bloody amazing though.

**Inactive Account 0061** · 11-09-2009 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by miniPhil

The Blair Witch project isn't particularly great. Better horror films in the style would be Cannibal Holocaust or August Underground.

I personally really liked Cannibal Holocaust

Though bad to watch it if you don't want to see animals get killed tbh.

**Gjallarhorn** · 11-10-2009 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by Big Zeus

But why is the movie so famous if it sucks?

Because when before it first came out in theaters, it was incredibly hyped up in the media and through advertising. It was also one of the first movies to use extensive advertising on the internets...the Snakes On A Plane of its day, if you will.