Three people

**miniPhil** · 10-20-2009 04:00 PM

So I recently had the pleasure of going to see Kevin Smith live for a Q&A. While I couldn't work up the courage to ask him a question myself a friend of mine posed a question to him that I now want to ask you AF.
'If you could punch one person, kill one person and go out and have a pint with one person, who would these three people be and why?'

**RaShayRitto** · 10-20-2009 04:06 PM

i would punch every member of bands like All American Rejects, should be fairly easy to guess why

kill? no one, really. jokingly though i would kill Teed and steal her identity, thus my unholy reign over the AF chat would start!

i dont drink but i'd hang out with miniPhil any day. He's a cool dude

**DOOM!** · 10-20-2009 04:24 PM

Yeah, you know, you could've even asked him why your printer doesn't print on-demand, or how to change the transmission oil of your car, or where would that new IKEA cupboard you just bought look better placed, in the bedroom.

**SGI** · 10-20-2009 04:30 PM

Punch - Stephanie Myer
You all know why.

Kill - If it counted as one animal I'd say all of P.E.T.A but I know that is kind of breaking the rules so I'll vote for Australian communications minister Stephen Conroy. Why? Because of his baby policy of trying to implement an internet 'clean feed' in Australia. Not to dissimilar to the infamous 'Great Firewall of China'. For that, he must die.

Have a Pint - If he were still alive I'd say Hunter S. Thompson, otherwise, Kira Knightly, because she's totally hot. (Shallow huh?)

**Aku no Hikari** · 10-20-2009 04:40 PM

I'd punch the wall, killing the insect that's walking on it, and then drink on its dead body. (But no matter how disappointing it is for you, what I'll drknk is a glass of water, because I don't drink alcohol.)

May that insect RIP. It was a GOOD insect.

**nenuma** · 10-20-2009 06:12 PM

Punch- Slipknot band members. I never liked their music. Never.
Kill- Jonas Brothers. I never like them. Never.
I'd want to drink orange juice with myself. I like having a terrible time with me, myself and I.

**OminousCloud** · 10-20-2009 07:31 PM

I'd punch my sister's ex-boyfriend for going out with her while still seeing his ex

I wouldn't kill anyone, I don't personally know anyone who deserves it and I'd get into trouble.

I'd have a pint with any one person who would have a pint with another person who would have a pint with another person... eventually culminating in having a pint with THE WORLD! Landing ourselves in the Guinness Book of records, however we would not be drinking Guinness. Ch'yeah I'm so cool =D

**Eris** · 10-20-2009 07:34 PM

I would punch myself, kill myself, and then have a pint with myself.

**OminousCloud** · 10-20-2009 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by Eris

I would punch myself, kill myself, and then have a pint with myself.

Which is totally possible because WE ARE LEGION!

**XxPantherChickxX** · 10-20-2009 09:16 PM

Punch- The Jonas Brothers
Kill- The Jonas Brothers
Have a pint with- My friends

**MangaFanGuy** · 10-20-2009 09:31 PM

Punch someone
Kill anouther Guy
And have a pint with the other guy

**miniPhil** · 10-21-2009 04:55 AM

After thinking about it, if I could get away with it I'd probably punch Mike Tyson. Just to say I did.
I prolly wouldn't kill anyone. Maybe God for inventing spiders.
Finally I'd take the creators of the onion out for a pint...or Shay. I think hes a pretty cool dude who slays daemons and doesn't afraid of anything.

Originally Posted by RaShayRitto

i dont drink but i'd hang out with miniPhil any day. He's a cool dude

Oh you!

**Artcell** · 10-21-2009 05:09 AM

Punch-Anindya
Kill-Noone
Have a pint with-..uhh,myself!

**Lady Sayuri** · 10-21-2009 01:22 PM

Punch- Kelly Ripa
Kill- Megan Fox
Have a Pint with - Chuck Norris

**Kalay** · 10-21-2009 02:24 PM

Well, I would punch all the douche's who have treated me like crap. And the jerks who judge me, when they know nothing about me.. They know who they are. I wouldn't kill anyone. That's just weird and scary.. And I would want to go drink a pint with my buddies from AF. lol

Maaylynn; aka Chrissy

**Señor Nobody** · 10-22-2009 09:00 AM

Well, I'd punch that irritating neighbor of mine. Just because our apartments are right next to each other does NOT mean we are friends. I don't give a damn about you or your problems.

Kill...? I'll get back to you on that.

Have a pint with? Hell, there are so many people I would like to drink with, but it wouldn't be fair to just name one.

**Necro'lic Enigma** · 10-22-2009 09:26 AM

Punch - My Guardian.

Kill - Nah , i dont think anyone is even worth for this in my list.

I would love to have a pint with Sid Wilson from Band Slipknot. The super DJ Starscream. I just love this guys attitude , totally worth hanging around.

**scarlet0906** · 10-23-2009 02:24 PM

Kill- My Ex-boyfriend. He make me a fool and cheated on me.

Punch-Paris Hilton, No offense to Paris Hilton fans. I just don't like her. I wonder how she got into movie and music, when she can't act and sing.

Have a pint with Chace Crawford. He's so hot!

**TheAsterisk!** · 10-23-2009 02:40 PM

The punching and the killing are integral to my plan for conquering a small, neighboring state, and I shan't reveal them just yet, but I can surely elaborate on my victory celebration after my campaign of brutal subjugation is complete.
I should like to drink a pint with the conspirators in my new province, to congratulate them for their wise defection.
And it shall not be beer, nor any other such pansy's drink; I will settle for no less than the drink of true men, the drink of all strong emperors: MILK!