That's right, you heard me. Weirdo. We're all a bit strange, and have habits or inclinations that are a bit strange or inexplicable.
I'm certainly weird., because:
I get heartburn on an empty stomach.
I hate hate HATE when people sit on my bed. I don't care who you are. You'd better be hot and dating me for me to even consider letting you. I have this thing about smells, even though it's mostly in my head, and I don't want other people's butts where I sleep!
I have to really like you before I'll let you see my room. I have friends that have never seen my room. My room isn't even weird - it's usually neat, and I don't have embarrassing things. I do keep my guns in there though. Well, most of 'em.
For that matter, I have to really like you before I let you in my house. Same as above...no special weirdness, I just don't like people in my house unless they're good friends/girlfriends. How I hate to call the cable man....
When I sleep, I hate sheets on top and only cover up with a blanket. Even in summer. I just crank the AC.
I'm a beer snob but I'll drink cheap liquor.
I drink cinnamon schnapps straight and like it.
I don't like to walk around in socks. Either shoes, or barefoot. Obviously, this doesn't apply when in other people's homes.
I won't sit on your bed, either. Unless I'm dating you and you let me.
I'm paranoid about smelling bad, but I won't wear cologne or aftershave.
What about you weirdos? What's weird about you?
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