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    Default Bad spam mail.

    What is the worst, but yet amusing piece of spam mail you've gotten? (and please do not post the ones about enlarging various parts of your anatomy, those are a bit overused by now)


    I just got this gem:


    Subject: Is this %firstname% %lastname%

    Hi %firstname%,

    My name is Ron Rose and I am contacting you from my
    home office in Coeur d’Alene, ID.

    I am a recovering M*L*M’er! I have been involved in several
    M*L*M businesses where I was promised the moon if I would
    just spend my time, effort and money while following their
    step-by-step system. After working hard, buying their stuff,
    and talking to tons of people, I just wound up “more broke”!
    So I just stopped; until I found this!

    I see from your personal website that you are a fellow
    Network Marketer living in %state% and
    your phone number is %phone%.

    %firstname%, although I am not with %company%, I see that
    you are currently a member or used to be. I hope you are
    as successful as you wish to be. If not, I can help you
    achieve your dream!

    %firstname%, I have legal access to virtually thousands of
    people like us who want what we want: SUCCESS
    Work with me and you will have access to up to 1,000 email
    records of net*workers PER DAY, to email them like I have
    emailed you using our specially developed delivery system.
    Together %firstname%, we will generate qualified people,
    like us, who want to grow successful businesses: those who
    don’t mind working hard now in order to later reap the
    fruits of our labor.

    I am looking for true business builders. If you are
    willing to give one hour a day to
    build this program, I want you on my team!

    If this interests you, call me at ***-***-**** or
    send me an email with a date and time for me to call you.
    Don’t miss this chance to make $3 to $5,000 per month the next 6 or 7
    months.
    Reply to: ***-***-**** or spammer@email
    Ronald Kevin Rose
    Why yes, this is %firstname% %lastname%.

    Apparently their email program doesn't work the way they think it works.

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    I love the Nigerian prince ones. I couldn't stop laughing the first time I read one of them. I also get very random ones from time to time that are just labeled as hello, hay or whats up? Heres an example of one I got recently.
    detank parky vex phlegm.
    cyder uncord self parky?
    lean billet.
    nobble sward outsit endue?
    kotow lake sward jura.
    sircar egret rung.
    cyder leaden gantry.
    movie camp.
    guslar deer small crow.
    jura gun.
    phlegm layer throve outsit?
    spawn encase.
    choker doubt encase wifely?
    preen pithy halm shelve!
    enrol livid detank flamy!
    ignite keen encase.
    check under.
    monkey uncord squeal ignite?
    limey cyder menace lean!
    ritual scar.
    coiner ignite tunic movie?
    deer gantry labile punk!
    biceps deer.
    throve billet.
    spawn steer vino parky?
    fagot otto.
    movie lake gun renter.
    tunic spawn denim.
    spawn denim stem.
    outsit scar vino some?
    sircar leaden under steer!
    taster sheaf.
    media detank ensure shelve!
    steer deer.
    next livid sward ignite?
    fagot renter rung shelve!
    reddle biceps armed action?
    reddle encase arena way!
    pithy unbare.
    wizard crow spun unbare?
    scar precis under torque?
    egret dot bagged deer.
    media scar some.
    encase sheaf melt augury.
    uncord reddle shelve media?
    ritual renter.
    livid preen.
    leaden detank wizard denim?
    sircar preen tunic egret!
    armed bagged gantry jura.
    monkey preen movie.
    under endue endue.
    limey limey.
    phlegm way billet camp?
    endue repay under sward!
    lean spun keen.
    enrol endue ensure next!
    renter scar.
    gantry uncord.
    torque lake next reddle?
    spawn check preen.
    small detank repay sircar.
    arena kotow.
    renter kotow self steer?
    bigamy nobble sircar deer.
    stony action ulna sward.
    detank pithy lean bigamy!
    uncord pusher.
    biceps unbare self.
    wifely held gun pithy?
    spun fagot.
    uncord bemuse.
    monkey detank.
    ignite wifely arena media!
    held bemuse spawn vino.
    jura jura camp.
    fagot ritual.
    under dove doubt melt?
    wifely doubt parky otto?
    scar nobble stony halm!
    wifely bemuse stem spawn?
    movie sheaf way.
    stem torque media media!
    held taster ensure.
    buff unbare gun action?
    egret doubt crow.
    punk limey uncord cyder!
    precis bagged biceps ritual.
    vex squeal.
    goof scar some.
    throve vex keen lean.
    uncord camp detank jura?
    gantry endue lean some!
    taster renter check cyder.
    monkey gantry layer monkey?
    gun way coiner.
    This is a Sig. It's horribly out of date.

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    Wow, some junk is actually worth reading. For laughs.
    If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaitou Ace View Post
    I just got this gem:




    Why yes, this is %firstname% %lastname%.

    Apparently their email program doesn't work the way they think it works.
    I got something similar a while back. I saved it somewhere, but I can't remember where. It roughly read something like this:

    Author: $FIRSTNAME $LASTNAME
    Subject: $SUBJECT
    Contents:
    $HEADER $URL
    $BODY $BODY2
    $END

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    I got one of those "you are related to Nigerian royalty, and entitled to US 1.2 million." where they try to steal your identity.

    I've written back to those, correcting spelling, pretending to be the CIA, etc. I think next time I'll be Idi Amin or something.

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    Well the worst I ever have gotten would be product advertisement but I just tend to ignore those and move on. So I guess I don't get a lot of spam mail.
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    The worst one that I still have in my spam folder is simply:

    You've one oen thousand dollars. Please click this link to redem it.
    If I was a scammer, I'd at least make sure I'm writing it in my first language, or at the least more thorough.

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    I got one with the subject: You have won 1 million dollars!!! And the body was blank lol


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    Here's one I just recieved (posted just as it was):

    My friend,

    It’s always nice to have you near and to enjoy your company and your loyalty; it’s important to have the friendship and affection of someone with whom we can share our joys and sorrows, and discuss our problems without fear or reservations.

    But, the best part of knowing someone like you is not to feel obliged to do something when we’re together, is to be able to watch TV without saying a word, not feeling bored or wanting to be by yourself; and I miss you when you’re far away, taking care of your life while I take care of mine.

    To be a friend is to be able to enjoy the best things the other person has to offer, to recognize their faults but to know they are bearable and, on the other hand, to be a friend is to offer our virtues with all the generosity in the world and to live without masks or farces to hide our faults, habits or differences.

    I’ve been thinking about writing to you for a while now, to tell you about the meaning of friendship, something that surrounds us in such a natural way that we don’t even bother much to understand what it truly means.

    Maybe I can’t really express that meaning, but it’s good to know that there’s someone supporting us, even if sometimes they don’t fully agree with what we are thinking or doing and they don’t hesitate to show their point of view. That’s what true friends are like, because they know that a different opinion will not change a deep feeling of mutual and sincere trust.

    My dear friend, always count on me and receive a kiss from
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    Quote Originally Posted by revile View Post
    I got one of those "you are related to Nigerian royalty, and entitled to US 1.2 million." where they try to steal your identity.

    I've written back to those, correcting spelling, pretending to be the CIA, etc. I think next time I'll be Idi Amin or something.
    You shouldn't reply to spam. Actually, no one even reads your messages. It's just a bot that sends you an e-mail. If you reply to it, it'll mark your e-mail as "active", which will make you get more spam. Just ignore spam and soon you'll stop receiving them. (Except if your e-mail is already marked as active. You'll never stop receiving spam for the rest of your life.)

    Actually, I had to change my personal e-mail address once for this. I was ignorant enough to reply to a spammer claiming that she's a dying woman who wants to give her money to someone who will spend them on charity. The result was having 10+ new spam messages EVERY DAY.
    Last edited by Aku no Hikari; 09-30-2009 at 06:03 AM.
     

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    Welcome To Federal Bureau of Investigation



    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.

    ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
    FBI HEADQUARTERS, WASHINGTON, D.C.
    J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
    935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001

    This is not a child's play. As a Federal Commission we are here to protect
    your interest and the interest of all the United State citizens as well as
    this great Nation. You have been investigated as the beneficiary of the
    said funds that is why you are in touch with the FBI for a solid proof
    before the funds will be release to you.

    The reason way we contacted you, is that we are handling/addressing to many
    cases concerning payments, but at the moment you should please comply to
    our instruction to enable your fund transferred/released into your
    nominated bank account.

    For further clarification, this fund was stated to be payment of CONTRACT
    /INHERITANCE PAYMENT as stated by Central Bank Of Nigeria, but the FBI need you to procure the certificate in-question to ascertain that the fund is not for sponsoring terrorist.
    The said funds is now in U.S Bank in your name which has been placed on
    hold under the custody of the FBI for further verification and proof
    before releasing the fund to you.

    You do not have this document in your files, if you did the fund would not
    have been hold. We did not believe this at first, but when we saw the
    transfer we had no option than to contact you.

    We have gone through your Identification record and also the information's
    received from you, we have verified a lot of things about you. It has come
    to the attention of our Money Trafficking investigation department, that
    you have some funds valued Fund to your name, The said
    payment is awaiting adjudication and crediting to your name, this funds
    are from contract Inheritance 'willed ' Federal Republic of Nigeria precisely.
    With full concern of The F.B.I and the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) wish
    to remind you of the consequences of remitting such huge sums of money
    without complying fully with the provisions of the Financial and Allied
    Matters Decree 5 as amended in sub-section C (6) of 2003, which stipulates
    that any monitory transaction been done in the United States Of America,
    must have proper records, which duly guarantees and covers the transaction
    as legitimate and legally acquired and not criminally or terrorist
    associated funds. This is due to ongoing terrorist activities/economic
    crimes on and against the United States of America citizens.
    Note that with the information we have here, the fund in your name here
    was release from Federal Republic Of Nigeria. To this regard you are to
    contact the EFCC ( ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION)
    Nigeria where the fund was release from so that they will issue you the required
    document because they are the only people that can issue you the document.
    Nobody else have the right or privilege to issue you this document unless
    the EFCC Nigeria.

    You are under an observational /Investigation in connection with money
    laundering. If your funds comes from a legitimate and legal source, the
    proper guidelines for you to recover the right of transaction is for you
    to provide the official monitory transaction release document so that your
    funds will be legally processed and recorded and accounted for and then
    finally released to you.
    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONEY
    LAUNDERING DEPARTMENT) IS HERE to wipe out terrorism, and will stop at no length in
    doing our duty for the American people.

    You have 48 hours to produce legal proof of the below frozen wired
    transaction number coded AZQV9007 owned by you.
    You do not have any rights to receive these funds if the documented legal
    wire information is not complete. For your own good and benefit, you are
    advice not to send your money to anybody accept the below person that will
    get the document for you. It have come to our notice that you have been
    dealing with scammers regarding the present transaction in your name, with
    the power imposed on us as a high Federal Commission, you are hereby warn
    and instruction to terminate your involvement with any people or
    individual contacting you regarding this present transaction. The said
    funds is now in our custody in your name as the beneficiary, your dealings
    should be channel to this office alone, if we find out you are still
    communicating with Imposters you will be charge for advance fraud
    communication by the Federal Law.

    The very heart of FBI operations lies in our investigations--which serve,
    as our mission states, 'to protect and defend the United States against
    terrorist and foreign intelligence threats and to enforce the criminal
    laws of the United States.' So follow our instructions properly to avoid
    any action before you. Attached a copy of my Office ID for your mutual
    view and understanding so that you will know exactly whom you are dealing
    with.

    We currently have jurisdiction over violations of more than 200 categories
    of federal law. So you can see that we can track you down through
    Investigative programs. We have your address and the evidence and status
    of your wired funds, so we can arrest you anytime anywhere.

    You don't have the required document on your possession, these document are
    only to be issue to you from the paying country NIGERIA, to this regards
    you are advice to contact the EFCC NIGERIA to obtain the document from
    them to enable the immediate release of the funds in your name.
    We have done our verification and the only document left is the required
    Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) Which should be issue to you
    from the paying country of the said funds, you are to contact the ECONOMIC
    AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) Nigeria to obtain the above
    required document, find below their contact information's:
    Contact Person: Mrs. Fakey Mcfakeburger (AIG rtd.)

    Economic and Financial Crimes Commission. (E.F.C.C)
    Private Email: Fake@email

    Office Address: 72 western avenue Victoria Island Lagos Nigeria.
    Furthermore, be advice that according to the United State Law together
    with the FBI rules and regulations, you are to obtain the document from
    the EFCC NIGERIA where the fund was transfer from. Also Note that you
    are
    to take care of the Document to be issued to you right away, because due
    to the content of the document and how important and secured the
    document is, You are to take care of the document by sending to the EFCC NIGERIA
    the sum of $350,00 Dollars only with the following information's:

    1.YOUR FULL NAMES.
    2.YOUR CURRENT TELEPHONE NUMBERS.
    3.YOUR CURRENT HOME/OFFICE ADDRESS.
    4. YOUR OCCUPATION.
    5. YOUR MARITAL STATUS, AGE.
    6.$350,00 DOLLARS (ISSUING FEES).

    Contact EFCC NIGERIA above for the issuing of the document right away
    and your Fund will be release to you That is the only way the EFCC
    NIGERIA will issue you the document, because they are going to issue you
    the Authentic and Original copy of the document for the releasing of your
    fund.

    You are here by advice to Contact them through the email address above to
    inquire from them on how you are going to send the fee to them. Note that
    you are to do this immediately if you really want your fund to be credited
    to your personal account and also if you don't want any action to be fall
    before you. We have already informed the EFCC NIGERIA about the present
    situation, so go ahead and contact them immediately.

    Your fund is now on our custody and will not be release to you unless the
    required document is confirmed, After that the fund will be release to you
    immediately without any delay.

    NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most
    complete and up-to date records possible for no criminal justice purposes.
    WARNING: Failure to produce the above requirement in the next 48 hours,
    legal action will be taken immediately by arresting and detaining you,
    justificated and if found guilty, you will be jailed.

    As terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem
    in our community today. The F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking
    down and prosecuting any criminal who indulge in this criminal act.
    FORWARD THE DOCUMENT TO US VIA EMAIL ATTACHMENT AS
    SOON AS YOU OBTAIN IT.

    NOTE THAT BANK OF AMERICA WILL BE INSTRUCTED TO TRANSFER
    YOUR FUND TO YOUR
    NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.
    You are advised to comply to our instruction and contact EFCC NIGERIA .
    Faithfully Yours,

    THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION
    Hey guys, I'm rich!

    You don't even need to read the darn thing to know it's fake. Besides, my rich Nigerian uncle isn't dead...yet.

    <Insert evil laughter>
    Last edited by Señor Nobody; 09-30-2009 at 08:35 AM.

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    http://spamurl

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    Nigerian scams are all the rage these days.

    Subject: contact my daughter Lisa
    FROM MARY BENARD

    I am writing from the hospital, therefore this mail is very urgent as you can see that I am going home. I was
    told by the doctor that I was poisoned and has got my liver damaged and can only live for some months.

    I inherited some money ($18.5 Million) from my late father and I cannot think of anybody trying to kill me apart
    from my step mother in order to inherit the money.

    I want you to know that i am in pains, and all I am worried about is my adopted daughter lisa, why because I do
    not want her to suffer if I do not survive this present condition that is why I am seeking for your assistance for
    her safety and well being, she is only 15 years. I promised to take good care of her and make her become grate in
    life but the wicked people in this world my step mother have poisoned me because of my inheritance so please you
    have to sincerely help me.
    I will be going in for the operation in few days so please pray for me for my survival but on the other hand
    incase of anything all I need is your sincere assistance and l need financial help from you because I do not have
    enough. but life comes from the Most High God.
    I want you to contact my daughter Lisa with this information below:
    Name:Miss Lisa Bernard
    This is the favor I need when you have gotten the money:-
    (1) My beloved daughter Lisa should be given 30% I want you to take
    Her along with you to your country and establish her
    (2) Give 20% of the money to Charity Organizations and Churches on my
    Name so that my soul may rest in peace.
    If I don't hear from you within two days, I will look for another person.
    May God bless you and use you to accomplish my wish.
    Pray for me always
    ms Mary Bernard
    Thank you Holy Father
    He/She doesn't say if they accepts paypal or not. When being scammed, I like to use convenient online payment services.
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