Bot idle suggestions

[Kaitou Ace]

So the bots all say/do something random every 10 min or so. This is mostly for the AdminBot series (Shika, et al). What would you like to see added to their list of random sayings/actions?

[Larry David]

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else." - Chuck Palahniuk

^__^

[Anime Forum]

*Chatters are like a huge hive of bees, take the mother out and it becomes a boring search for honey*

Does that even make sense?

[Gjallarhorn]

When Shika says "Let me put it this way. The latest AdminBot series is the most reliable chatbot system ever made. No AdminBot has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error" you could have Gir respond "Hold on Shika, I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce was one of the best chatbots of all time. OF ALL TIME!"

[Larry David]

Rofl. Go with Xero's suggestion!

[Dark Wolf 09]

When Shika says "Let me put it this way. The latest AdminBot series is the most reliable chatbot system ever made. No AdminBot has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error" you could have Gir respond "Hold on Shika, I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce was one of the best chatbots of all time. OF ALL TIME!"

Second this. Amazing. --Applauds--

[Dr. Hax]

I gotta agree with Gjallar...that would work.

I also like the idea of a bot saying various adages.

[Alias-Revolution]

I've been waiting for a chance to do this one.

1. AdminBot: Who'd have thought that Hell would really exist?
1. Gir or Jakki: And who'd have thought it'd be in New Jersey?

2. AdminBot: Gir: Define (insert random word here)

3. AdminBot: Ok, let me break it down for you - If YOU don't listen to ME when I am TALKING to you--
3. Gir or Jakki: Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Ok... I'm gonna put my processing unit in (random chatter)'s face!
3. AdminBot: Good boy. Now, back to my room, Pig!

4. AdminBot: If you don't beleive me, ask Gir.
4. Gir: Yup yup yup yuppity yup YUPPPITY YUPP1T0Y00101010110*boom*
4. Jakki: Poor Gir. BWA-hahahahaha!

I'll be back with more in a few hours!

[suzumi]

When Shika says "Let me put it this way. The latest AdminBot series is the most reliable chatbot system ever made. No AdminBot has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error" you could have Gir respond "Hold on Shika, I'mma let you finish, but Chii-chan was one of the best chatbots of all time. OF ALL TIME!"

I prefer that. =D

Unless there was a bot here named Beyonce. =P

[Eris]

I'd like the bots to declare Hammer Time every now and again.

[Sir_Vlaken]

im not dead yet!

ill be back eventually i SWEAR!!!1

Don't double post - Eris

[OtakuInu!!!]

*I personally hate Math as much as you do*

I'm not sure if it's appropriate though. It's all I could think of today.

[Zedekiah]

To "fake-ban" a member of chat.

[Aku no Hikari]

I prefer if bots say crazy things like threatening people to format their C drive. *evil grin*

Or maybe asking someone to close the window because it's getting cold... just anything meaningless involving objects in the real world.

If there are female bots, you can make male bots get attracted to them and make stupid remarks, and then surely get a slap or something

[OminousCloud]

These are all insults to users

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

[DOOM!]

How about removing the "Let me put it this way. The latest AdminBot series is the most reliable chatbot system ever made. No AdminBot has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error" you could have Gir respond "? It's long, annoying, and not true at all.

[Aku no Hikari]

These are all insults to users

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Having bots say such insulting things to users isn't a good idea at all. It's problematic. The goal of those idle messages is to have bots say something funny, not to make people swear they'll never come to chat ever again! o_O

[Dr. Hax]

The insulting things are all in good fun. Sometimes people have to get laughs at the expense of other's feelings. I don't seem to mind it at all considering I laugh at my co-workers privately whenever they do something stupid. If they piss me off, I let the insults fly after.

Also, Eris, if the bots are going to say "Hammer Time", shouldn't they at least say it when banning?

[Eris]

The insulting things are all in good fun. Sometimes people have to get laughs at the expense of other's feelings. I don't seem to mind it at all considering I laugh at my co-workers privately whenever they do something stupid. If they piss me off, I let the insults fly after.

Also, Eris, if the bots are going to say "Hammer Time", shouldn't they at least say it when banning?

No, not Ban Hammer-time, !

[Dr. Hax]

I know who MC Hammer is. I was trying to make a relevant point when banning but since "Banhammer" fits the situation more, you could say my point just got shot out of the air like an F-22 Raptor getting shot down by a SAAR-5 Anti-Air Missile Corvette.

[Gjallarhorn]

I'd like the bots to declare Hammer Time every now and again.

I do this via broadcast on a regular basis.

[Anime Forum]

Having bots say such insulting things to users isn't a good idea at all. It's problematic. The goal of those idle messages is to have bots say something funny, not to make people swear they'll never come to chat ever again! o_O

I doubt many users leave because of the chat bots. I haven't been on the chat for a decent amount of time but the bots are the stuff. Funny, cool and also full of spirit!

[Lola Granola]

When Shika says "Let me put it this way. The latest AdminBot series is the most reliable chatbot system ever made. No AdminBot has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error" you could have Gir respond "Hold on Shika, I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce was one of the best chatbots of all time. OF ALL TIME!"

WORD.

[OminousCloud]

Having bots say such insulting things to users isn't a good idea at all. It's problematic. The goal of those idle messages is to have bots say something funny, not to make people swear they'll never come to chat ever again! o_O

You must have very minimal chat experience, the bots already insult users.

[Buruku]

When Shika says "Let me put it this way. The latest AdminBot series is the most reliable chatbot system ever made. No AdminBot has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error" you could have Gir respond "Hold on Shika, I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce was one of the best chatbots of all time. OF ALL TIME!"

This.