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    Default [SGI News] Pancake Cooking Romantic Moment Ends Tragically

    "A woman almost bit off her husband's willy as he cooked pancakes for tea - while she gave him oral sex.
    In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her back.
    She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
    Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital docs in Carioca, Romania. The man needed treatment to his willy while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone."


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    Wow, that is kind of tragic yet so funny at the same time. The lucky guy gets th best possible help while making pancakes and he has to go and ruin it.

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    Load the cannons indeed. That is unfortunate. Don't be givin' while makin' breakfast, yarr.
    Last edited by Miss Moonlight; 09-19-2009 at 06:37 PM.

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    "A wench almost bit off that comely wench husband's willy as he cooked pancakes fer tea - while she gave that scurvey dog oral sex.
    In th' heat o' passion he lost his grip on th' pan and spilt boilin' oil down that comely wench back.
    The winsome lass clenched that comely wench teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed that comely wench on th' head with th' pan.
    Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questionin'" by hospital docs in Carioca, Romania. The lubber needed treatment t' his willy while th' lady had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone."
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    SGI, I think the text in your avatar has the perfect pun for this story.

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    Damn. I can imagine this happening only in Romania! The country of unimaginable infinite possibilities.



    The explanation of the happenings must of been highly embarrassing.
    Last edited by None of the above; 09-19-2009 at 07:06 PM.

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