This one time, when I was in college, I was flat broke. I had no plastic forks, no metal forks clean, and no dish washing soap for the sink OR the dishwasher. I had an OCD roomie who washed stuff compulsively, but was also broke that week.
I put my jacket on and went down to the dining hall after the rush, and jacked all of the plastic forks and knives. I swiped a few styrofoam plates later that day, as well.
Then, another time, when I was broke and out of that vital bathroom commodity, I went down to the public bathroom and made off with one of the huge rolls of paper.
I also hoard taco bell fire sauce, and always take extra silverware packets from fast food places.
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