What's your dirty little secret?

**Gr1mmy** · 08-21-2009 02:12 AM

Originally Posted by Balance

Everything I say is a lie.

What a mess. So if everything you say is a lie, then that must mean what you just said is actually a lie. So everything you say is actually not a lie. Meaning, everything you say is the truth. But that means what you just said is the truth, which means that you actually do lie. Or it could be what you actually verbally speak, not what you type on a forum. But then again on forums we assume that we're all "talking" and "speaking" anyway.

*facepalm*

**Capernicus** · 08-21-2009 02:19 AM

Originally Posted by Gr1mmy

So everything you say is actually not a lie. Meaning, everything you say is the truth.

Not necessarily. Some of the stuff he says could be a lie and some true.

**Gr1mmy** · 08-21-2009 02:23 AM

Originally Posted by Capernicus

Not necessarily. Some of the stuff he says could be a lie and some false.

I'm assuming this is a typo, but in the event that it's not, doesn't that just mean he's still always lying? False and Lie are the same I believe?

In the event it is a typo, That could be true, but it's still a paradox. He's saying that everything he says is a lie, so no matter what everything is a lie must be false.

Possible options:
-Everything he says is the truth
-Nothing he says is a lie
-Everything he doesn't say is a lie
-Everything he says is not a lie

I don't see an in between here. Something is not the opposite of everything.

**Capernicus** · 08-21-2009 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by Gr1mmy

I'm assuming this is a typo, but in the event that it's not, doesn't that just mean he's still always lying? False and Lie are the same I believe?

In the event it is a typo, That could be true, but it's still a paradox. He's saying that everything he says is a lie, so no matter what everything is a lie must be false.

Possible options:
-Everything he says is the truth
-Nothing he says is a lie
-Everything he doesn't say is a lie
-Everything he says is not a lie

I don't see an in between here. Something is not the opposite of everything.

Yes it was a typo. >.>

I wasn't commenting on the paradox, it's a famous one which I assume everyone already knows about, only that one line I quoted.

**Gr1mmy** · 08-21-2009 02:29 AM

Yeap, yeap.

Analyzer habit must be obliterated >_>

**Acnologia** · 08-21-2009 02:35 AM

When I was 14, I went to rehab for a year, and still have regular appointments with my psychologist about it. So I've been clean about 5 years. :3

/awaits negs TT_TT

I'll tell my other to Caps on MSN

EDIT: After talking, I've decided to come out, I hope it's OK.

I'm a lesbian

**Gr1mmy** · 08-21-2009 02:36 AM

Clean for 5 years deserves props.

**suzumi** · 08-21-2009 03:01 AM

Originally Posted by Balance

Everything I say is a lie.

So when you told me you loved me, that was a lie too?? D:

I'm possessive. REALLY possessive.

**inOue** · 08-21-2009 04:24 AM

like i'd tell.. lol..
it's a dirty little secret after all..

**Teddy2116** · 08-21-2009 04:50 AM

I am a true lesbian
*stands proud*
Of course, I have a better "dirty little secret" but I wont tell you unless you ask.

**Forgotten Show** · 08-21-2009 05:40 AM

Originally Posted by Gr1mmy

Analyzer habit must be obliterated >_>

Any habit that keeps you thinking is one worth keeping.

Originally Posted by Opinionated

Also, deep down, I'm not that mean, unforgiving, or any kind of Internet-style cool tough angry guy.

I am. I think I'm more polite online by a good margin, in fact...

Bad Memory

**Klakz** · 08-21-2009 06:36 AM

I read threads like these to make me feel better about myself.

**Cancre** · 08-21-2009 07:18 AM

I'm secretly a man

**Kishiro** · 08-21-2009 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by Klakz

I read threads like these to make me feel better about myself.

It's ok to be awesome.

I cause trouble on the internets with Klakz and my WoW buddies from time to time, just for the lulz. But when you're an 16 - 22 year old dolt who broadcasts live daily via webcam just to sing or beg for attention on the internet, you kinda asking to be targeted.

**Schindler** · 08-21-2009 08:27 AM

I am really shy. Especially when it comes to girls. That's not so dirty..but oh well. :P

**Aku no Hikari** · 08-21-2009 09:36 AM

I have a death note.

Please don't tell the authorities!!

**Balance** · 08-21-2009 01:41 PM

Heh, just the reaction I wanted.

Originally Posted by suzumi

So when you told me you loved me, that was a lie too?? D:

...ヘ？

**suzumi** · 08-21-2009 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by Balance

Heh, just the reaction I wanted.

...ヘ？

'Twas a joke, Balance. =P

**Balance** · 08-21-2009 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by suzumi

'Twas a joke, Balance. =P

I know but it was still shocking.
ちょっと、へんだった。Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)

**kirei-chan** · 08-21-2009 02:35 PM

I form bonds with people quite quickly, but I sometimes have this whole house of cards effect on these bonds. I've gotten better, though, and haven't managed to burn any bridges as of late. I guess you could say I get easily attached.

**3pleT** · 08-21-2009 02:48 PM

allah bomb USA obama assassinate murder war

CIA is now watching this thread and they're going to use your little secrets to blackmail you into doing things for them.
You didn't see that one coming, now did you?