strangest thoughts you had?

[Lady_Baneheart_Of_Blades]

What was the strangest thoughts you had in your life. Like if somoene had a opinion on the kookoo bird, what would you think? Or if someone was being a total jerk, what would you usually think, anything tell me what was your strangest thoughts you ever had?

[ELR]

That one is easy, the weirdest thought I ever had was, "Why can't you feel your hair? They say that the first 6 inches are alive but why can't you feel them?" CRAZIEST thought I had would be that. xD

[Tsundere Works]

Oh, you don't want to know. ;]

Not allowed on the forums.

[Saint Seiya]

Oh, you don't want to know. ;]

Not allowed on the forums.

pretty much the same

[Lady_Baneheart_Of_Blades]

oh ok, I hope other will give me some strange thoughts.

[IFS]

The strangest thought I ever had is about nothing, like is nothing really nothing or is it something and we only label it as something? exampel if you do something for someone and they say "Thank you" and you reply "don't mention it, it was nothing" but that nothing isn't nothing its really something or was it really nothing? can you really just sit and do nothing because doing nothing is still doing something right? <- thats my strangest thought I ever had

[Ran-Sang]

I can't remember any outstanding strange thoughts I have had in the past considering my memory isn't too good when it comes to thinking back. However, earlier today I had a strange (or at least interesting one) of, "If a mosquito bites you on the same spot where a different mosquito bit you, would the bite be twice as irritating?" Oh mosquitoes, how they sadden me...

[Sanosuke23]

"I wonder how the deities of the D&D core pantheon smell?"

True story.

[Faceless111]

Strange is a matter of perspective. And while I know that others consider it strange of me to have such thoughts, I think it strange of them to think me strange. To pick the absolute strangest thought I've ever had is an impossibility, since the occur on not a daily basis but more of a constant theme.

"Wouldn't it be cool if fat cells were actually tiny sausage links that you could pull out from your body and eat?"

"I wish I could touch a person, absorb all his fat, then touch a little girl and transfer all the fat of a morbidly obese man into her tiny frame. So cool."

"What the hell would having sex with a hermaphrodite be like and what would go where?"

"Ni ni ni na na na nu nu nu. Well, thank you, sir. I'll be sure to put that with my collection of misplaced organs as soon as I finish polishing my glorious forehead with car wax. And no, I don't think I'm weird. You're weird. You're talking to yourself inside your brain. Which is actually me. So I guess I'm weird too."

These thoughts seem to conquer my brain. I often find myself placing random words in grammatical order, so they make sense but are nonsensical. I have conversations with myself, I talk aloud to the thoughts inside. I ponder hypothetical and absolutely meaningless questions. C'est la glubber glabber vie.

[nekosenshi]

I won't get started on this one.

[SigmaSD]

The strangest thought I ever had is about nothing, like is nothing really nothing or is it something and we only label it as something? exampel if you do something for someone and they say "Thank you" and you reply "don't mention it, it was nothing" but that nothing isn't nothing its really something or was it really nothing? can you really just sit and do nothing because doing nothing is still doing something right? <- thats my strangest thought I ever had

*dizzy* @.@

I once thought that if i was a girl whether I would be attractive or not.

Oh and I wondered whether everyone really had superpowers but was just not able to use them. (you know, the whole "people only use 10% of their brain" thing)

[miniPhil]

I have strange thoughts all the time. I get weird stuff in my head and sometimes it weirds me out then I think "thats some weird stuff to be thinking about".
Today I found my self wondering if lamp posts could come to life and try to take over the world? And if they could would the trees come to life and stop them?

"Wouldn't it be cool if fat cells were actually tiny sausage links that you could pull out from your body and eat?"

"I wish I could touch a person, absorb all his fat, then touch a little girl and transfer all the fat of a morbidly obese man into her tiny frame. So cool."

"What the hell would having sex with a hermaphrodite be like and what would go where?"

Stuff like that.

[tenzo_groupie]

any strange thought i think of usually starts off with a "what if..."

[Nephilim]

When I thought about how cool it would be for my pet mouse to burst into song and dance, like the frog with the top hat and cane from those old cartoons, I can't remember his name. >.<

[iiiasdfkl]

eh... one day I was considering the possibility of jelly fish building underwater cities o_O ... meh, the things boredom does to people *sweatdrop*

[ghosti5of6]

any strange thought i think of usually starts off with a "what if..."

Yeah...pretty much. Either that, or when I ask "Why.." Like...why do we say some of the things we do? Like - Thank you. You say it because that's how we're thought to say it, but isn't it slightly improper. When did they stop using the "I"? Shouldn't it be "I thank you"?

[October.]

this must be one of the strangest..
if there are about a million solar systems in one glaaxy and there are other millions of galaxies, where will space stop and will there be humans too...and how could God create all of them??(i'm a Christian)

another:
how mathematecians invented algebra...

[Erisa]

I wonderd why barbie has stayed with ken for so long.

[MercenaryMERC]

Oh, you don't want to know. ;]

Not allowed on the forums.

Me too. rofl.
I guess I will give the 3rd tier of weirdness.
One time I had a dream I was in higurashi no naku koro ni.............. anymore needs to be said?

[Lybra]

I've had some funky thoughts! I can't remember them... but have definitely had them!! I'll post if I remember any

[Acnologia]

Thought I could make a dove blue by dumping blue kool aid on it.

Didn't work >:

[DOOM!]

I divided by Zero. Oh sh----

[Haoie]

Too R18 for this site.

[Chibi Angel-chan]

I've acually had a thought about "What if pink zombie gophers started pouring melted butter all over people's cars?" That's the only weird thought I can remember at the moment.

[rikumi]

Why are horror movies full of horrors? And why would those afraid of horror movies like to watch'em?

Ah, for pleasure.

Why am I born? Why am I here? Why do I exist? Why do I live in this world? What if I exist in the other?

Sometimes when I gaze at the stars, I feel like I'm touching them. They seem so far, yet so close.