We've all dealt with that type of person. The person has read a whole wikipedia article on Nuclear engineering and now thinks s/he is a nuclear enginner.
So here's how it goes. You can post a bunch of things you aren't but play on the internet. Simple, basic, nik.
I'm not a woman, I just play one on the internet.
I'm not a father, I just give cheap advice to people that don't need it on the internet.
(Slightly inspired by the manly thread. Long live.)