If you were to meet Hitler in person, what would you do?

[CrystalAce]

So, if you were to meet Hitler in person one-on-one, in a room where only two of you are, not considering the historical time frame, then what would you do?


Personally, I would first of all shake his hand (by hook or crook) on meeting such a famous and ruthless dictator, and then, I would hit him with a sneaky Super Uppercut from hell for all the crimes he'd commited. Yeah...vigilante justice prevails after all .

[Cobra Commander]

I'd probably kill him.

[Rem Nightfall]

I stick him in a camp, make him work labor in hard conditions, and then kill him in a gas chamber. Then go to jail for doing something so inhumane.

[Seta Souji]

This is a great idea but I don't think I'd be capable of doing it.



It has some cursing.

[Miku214]

I would give him a slap on the wrist than brutally beat him with my spiked club. XD

[October.]

i guess i would put him into the cell or something like that...

[Memento Mori]

I'd give him a time-out.

[TheAgentD]

Did I meet him before or after he became what people call evil?

[tenzo_groupie]

I would ignore him, he isn't worth my time.

[Haoie]

I'd pime taradox him.

[golden girl]

well I will first greet him with hello's and hi's and then cry out loud asking what he thinks of himself and ask him why did he do all that he did and ask him for a brief explanation talk to him and make him feel guilty and i am very stubborn he can't win against me and then atlast i'll take a photograph of him with me.

[Shinigami_55]

i would probably just say hi,and cut of is arm's nd legs,so he cant be a dictator!
Or i would dont do a thing!
depends on my mood in the day that i meet him

[Mmmmmmmmmm]

I'd pime taradox him.

Am I the only one that got that?

And for my opinion, I'd make him go deactivate all his active underwater bombs.

well I will first greet him with hello's and hi's and then cry out loud asking what he thinks of himself and ask him why did he do all that he did and ask him for a brief explanation talk to him and make him feel guilty and i am very stubborn he can't win against me and then atlast i'll take a photograph of him with me.

Do you hate him or are you a fangirl?

[The Governator]

I'd shake his hand and congratulate him on all his achievements, then tell him how to win WW2, just to see what the world would have become if Germany had won.

[Eris]

It depends. How old is he when I meet him?

If it is baby Hitler, I'd discuss candy.
If it is pre-Nazi Hitler, I'd discuss art.
If it is Nazi Hitler, I'd discuss rhetorics.
If it's 140 year old Area 51 Hitler, I'd discuss the second gunman on the grassy knoll, and other people they keep down there.

[Reonic Flux]

I'd kick him until his knee bones crack, and I'd hit his head until it hurts. I realize that there is no punishment severe enough to match what he did.

[Sagat]

Am I the only one that got that?

Heheheh, nope.

I would most likely shake his hand, have a friendly chat with him, get his thoughts on humanity, and ask about his oratory skills and what he learned that works and doesn't work etc. Ask how he managed to keep a steady fear in those beneath him etc. Then once I am done taking notes tell him "sorry ol chap" and shoot him in the head - can't leave someone like that alive especially after he told me his secrets.

Assuming I had a gun of course. Otherwise I guess I'd have to use the chair or something. Good thing I watched Springer a few times and am proficient in the use of chair.

@ Goldengirl: I just noticed you're 12 or something, so you're pretty naive what with thinking you can cry and can make Hitler feel sorry and remorseful. You know those millions of Jews he killed or had put into camps? They were some damn stubborn too. Didn't do them an ounce of good either. I find it real amusing that you think your tears and sad face will phase him more than a torrent of faces being sent to their deaths did. Might want to read some detailed books on his life and reconsider. "Hitler: 1886-1936, Hubris" and its sequel "Hitler: 1936-1945" are good starters. Forget the actual name of the second one though I am sure the first one is titled Hubris.

[Mmmmmmmmmm]

@ Goldengirl: I just noticed you're 12 or something, so you're pretty naive what with thinking you can cry and can make Hitler feel sorry and remorseful. You know those millions of Jews he killed or had put into camps? They were some damn stubborn too. Didn't do them an ounce of good either. I find it real amusing that you think your tears and sad face will phase him more than a torrent of faces being sent to their deaths did. Might want to read some detailed books on his life and reconsider. "Hitler: 1886-1936, Hubris" and its sequel "Hitler: 1936-1945" are good starters. Forget the actual name of the second one though I am sure the first one is titled Hubris.

Most twelve-year-olds don't read anymore. Just listen to a bunch of gibberish we hear from unreliable sources instead of paying attention in class and actually learning what happened.

[Amray The II]

If I were to meet Adolf Hitler, I would probably faint. I have never met a famous person directly, you see.

Honestly, there are other historic people that I would want to meet more than Adolf Hitler, though. Winston Churchill, for example, or Vlad the Impaler.

[Señor Nobody]

Kick him in the junk and then beat the crap out of them.