Yo...

[Zedekiah]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



On topic:

Assuming you were an up-'n'comin' Actor/Artist of the stage, what would you do to make yourself more visible when breaking through in hopes of achievin' stardom?
No moral-homosexuals, please, I'd like the Machiavellians of our time to explain how they'd top the Celebrity food-chain in an age of no mercy.

[Diocletian]

I'd go on VH1 or a reality TV show like every A-List celebrity would. My name would be Dio Stuffs and I'd hit a guy with a hammer across the face and land a musical contract with Def Popozao Records only to have my career diminish due to cocaine overdose.


Good times.

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

I think I would pull an Angelina Jolie, which is to say act completely crazy, make a big deal about how bisexual you are, wear someone's blood around your neck and so forth until you seduce an actual decent actor to sleep with you. Then, you make a movie together and rake in the money.

[.Tatty.]

do what any brit does to get famous

go on "big brother" then try my hand at acting XD

[Grim Scythe]

Kill a competing actor, as well as a old famed one like
sean connery making the latter look like an overdose, while framing a b-list celebrity for the murder while leaving a too small glove at the murder scene and sending in a zodiac letter to the press. While the detectives search for the killer, I'll have a philanthropic font of money raising for AIDS in Africa while really getting cheap press for my new movie soon to be coming out. once the movie is about to hit theaters i will begin rehab for a tragic addiction to oxycontin and will drop the AIDS campaign outright. After the first weekend in theaters i will make a breakthrough in rehab and will catch the framed b-lister. Instant success for years to come..

[Mmmmmmmmmm]

If you speak in teen lingo you're instantly a popular artist.

[TheAsterisk!]

Well, since actors are really just adults who play pretend, I'd just act delusional all the time, maybe claiming I want to be a fireman when I grow up.
It's merely the next step to live inside your own hallucinations.
I'd also have to have little to no knowledge of the world beyond whatever I'm pretending that day, even though I would have to like to pretend that I'm an expert on all things. I might even go so far as to travel to analyze the finer points of electrical infrastructure with despots. Shouldn't be hard: I'd already have the pretending part down, and I must be unscrupulous to have made it this far, so I'd just need some relevant language or jargon. "Paradigm" might be a nice place to start. I'd be sure to misuse and overuse that word, along with "dogma" and vague calls to charity. The charity can only donate to AIDS or a disease I myeslf or someone in my family has, though, or else it won't be an authentic celebrity charity.
Basically, I'd just be an arrogant, imbecilic narcissist with a big, phony smile and money. I'd be like a used car salesman, but adored by the masses and far wealthier.

It's a good start.

[Eris]

(Appear to?) murder people, and then get acquitted in an unsatisfying fashion causing much heated discussion, like OJ.