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    When I was small (I forgot around what age), I asked my mom something along the lines of "how do people die", or "why do people die?" and she responded, if I can remember correctly:

    "Angels see humans as flowers, and pick only the most beautiful ones for their gardens."

    Well, she lied, but at least it was cute and creative, lol.

    What are some of the strange/silly things your parents said when you asked them questions to things you wanted to know as a child?
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    Well I asked my Mom one time how babies came and se said the tummy, she was not real big on that hole stork story. I found that rather interesting seeing as there was no way for the baby to get out unless they cut a whole straight through the stomach. But I guess they can't really say where they come from at that age. So it makes sense I guess but still I think the stork sounds more interesting.
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    My friend actually told me a funny story about one recently. When he was little he asked his mom "what is a honeymoon and what did u and daddy do on yours?" His mom said "well, on a honeymoon you go on a trip to the moon and eat the most delicious honey." He got all excited from that and said he wanted to go to a honeymoon as soon as possible.

    Since then I always make fun of him when theres a full moon or theres honey. I told him that "i bet u got so disappointed when u found out what a real honeymoon is." (cuz he suffers from gluttony). He said yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alextchon View Post
    My friend actually told me a funny story about one recently. When he was little he asked his mom "what is a honeymoon and what did u and daddy do on yours?" His mom said "well, on a honeymoon you go on a trip to the moon and eat the most delicious honey." He got all excited from that and said he wanted to go to a honeymoon as soon as possible.

    Since then I always make fun of him when theres a full moon or theres honey. I told him that "i bet u got so disappointed when u found out what a real honeymoon is." (cuz he suffers from gluttony). He said yeah.
    Cute! I want to go on a trip to the moon ... on my honeymoon. I will need alot of teddy grahams, though. And some wetnaps, those things are messy.
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    My mom was always honest with us. She would tell us that there was no Santa Claus because she shot him. That's closer to the truth than what most people hear. lol


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    My mom was always honest with us. She would tell us that there was no Santa Claus because she shot him. That's closer to the truth than what most people hear. lol
    THATS SO SAD! I believed in santa for the longest time (till 5th grade). My older sister was kind enough to keep me from the truth even though she knew.

    Cute! I want to go on a trip to the moon ... on my honeymoon. I will need alot of teddy grahams, though. And some wetnaps, those things are messy.
    Thinking about it now, that would be the most awesome honeymoon. Imagine bragging THAT to your friends.

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    My oldest daughter: "Where do babies come from?"
    My mother in law (at the time): You can go to the doctor, tell him what baby you want, pick its eye color and hair color and if it's a boy or a girl, and then he'll send you a seed and it will grow into your baby.

    (My parents were always very honest and told us the truth about babies, Santa, the Easter Bunny, and death as soon as they felt we were old enough to understand.)

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    Some of my finer moments, I keep saying that, but still:

    When my hamster died

    "Mom, why is hamster not moving?"

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    "Can I do that?"

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    "Cause he's magic,"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gero50 View Post
    Well I asked my Mom one time how babies came and se said the tummy, she was not real big on that hole stork story. I found that rather interesting seeing as there was no way for the baby to get out unless they cut a whole straight through the stomach. But I guess they can't really say where they come from at that age. So it makes sense I guess but still I think the stork sounds more interesting.
    exact same thing my mom said -_-

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    none. mom and dad were honest to me. besides i didnt ask any weird questions anyway


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    Quote Originally Posted by Capernicus View Post
    My mom was always honest with us. She would tell us that there was no Santa Claus because she shot him. That's closer to the truth than what most people hear. lol
    Hahahahaha oh my god. That is the best thing I heard today.
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    When I asked my stepdad (who is a complete emo freak btw) if Santa was real, he said that he used to be but a leprechaun hired by Galactus ate him. He said the same thing happened to the easter bunny too.

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    Me: Where did I come from?

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    question: mum where did jane (the hamster that died) go?
    answer: jane went for a walk

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    When I was 6:
    "Mommy why can't I fly like birds do?" "You don't have feathers and you don't have wings."

    Surely, my mother is a logical and cold person. That's why I grew up to be creative.

    And my dad...
    When I was 5...(I think):
    "Daddy why are there stars at night?" "Because the sun is too fat so the stars have to tie themselves around and pull him up. As you can see, they take a lot of time too."
    I was like, "Oh I see."


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    I asked how I was born and my mom said, "From my stomach."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkChocolate View Post
    I asked a few.
    When I was 4:
    "Mommy why is the sky blue?" "You'll learn it soon enough."
    "Mommy how are babies made?" "You'll learn it soon enough."
    Quite the exact phrase and it did annoy me sometimes...<.<...

    I can't remember much of what I had asked back then, but I do remember one which was :

    "Why am I small?"

    Answer: "You're just a tiny chicken that have hatched. In time, you will grow, so be patient."


    And, it did left a deep impression on me .......
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    My parents were generally honest, except with the legendary, "Where do babies come from?" question.

    "Where do babies come from?"

    "Mommy marries daddy and mommy and daddy kiss and wish for a baby and the baby comes."

    "..."
    On this day of days, most epic and prideful, you were born 15 whole American years ago!
    Through the odds and by doing the impossible, you beat out hundreds of thousands of siblings in the great sperm race for the coveted egg.
    Probably via hax.
    Regardless! You won!
    So remember, whenever someone picks on you or calls you weak or small.
    Just remind them that you beat out a few hundred thousand other wimps.

    And the grand prize was not dying!

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    My mom was usually pretty honest with me.
    "Hey mom? Santa Claus isn't real, you know I know that right?"
    "Yeah, you're right."
    (This was sometime in the third or fourth grade.

    There was one time I remember though, when I was really little...
    "Mommy, why can't I wear my shoes to bed?"
    "Because then they'll rub against your sheets and catch your bed on fire."

    ...o__O;
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    When i asked my dad "Where did babys come from"he replied"From a baby hole" and as i got older i realized part of that was true lol

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    everyone has something funny to say, but all I can think of
    is something common that every one knows.

    My parents told me that my freckles were angel kisses.

    I liked it, even if it's not as cool as hearing about santa or
    where babies come from.
    It is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope.


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    I was never lied to. I got all my info from the older kids like normal people. The only time I got an absurd lie from an older kid was how to pick up chicks. He kept telling me to shout at them. Since then I can't stop.

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    Me: "Why does it rain?"
    Dad: "Angels are pissing on you."

    It was an awesome answer at the time.

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