The Smurfs

[Mavericker]

I didn't like the Smurfs 'cause they were invloved withwitchcraft. If the show took place in the Middle Ages, what was with all the anarchronisms?

You had a Smurf who was a handyman who build modern-era style contracptions and wore overalls and used modern day type tools (Handy Smurf).
You had Painter Smurf who wore a smock.
You had Supersmurf, an homage to Superman.
The Smurflings wore sneakers and t-shirts.
You had Astrosmurf.

Why did some of the Smurfs have accents, if they all came from the same place?
Painter had a French one, Miner had an Irish one, Farmer had a New England one, Poet had a British one.

Am I the only one who thought it was a little gay that originally Smurfette was the only female Smurf in the village?

[Señor Nobody]

It's a cartoon. Get over it and don't watch the show if you don't like it.

Ah, you must be the infamous Mavericker. Why are your posts written like that?

[Eris]

It's a cartoon. Get over it and don't watch the show if you don't like it.

Ah, you must be the infamous Mavericker. Why are your posts written like that?

He is a troll.


Don't feed the troll.

[wolfgirl90]

I didn't like the Smurfs 'cause they were invloved withwitchcraft. If the show took place in the Middle Ages, what was with all the anarchronisms?

You had a Smurf who was a handyman who build modern-era style contracptions and wore overalls and used modern day type tools (Handy Smurf).
You had Painter Smurf who wore a smock.
You had Supersmurf, an homage to Superman.
The Smurflings wore sneakers and t-shirts.
You had Astrosmurf.

Why did some of the Smurfs have accents, if they all came from the same place?
Painter had a French one, Miner had an Irish one, Farmer had a New England one, Poet had a British one.

Am I the only one who thought it was a little gay that originally Smurfette was the only female Smurf in the village?

Running away from me, Mavericker? I don't blame you, really. Not many people manage post links and give quotes that ultimately destroy their argument and make themselves look like idiots. By the way, the word is spelled "anachronism". If you are going to use a big word, spell it right.

The Smurfs do not use witchcraft. None of them do. I am a Witch. I know what witchcraft is. Papa Smurf uses alchemy, that's it. Interestingly, you haven't stated your hate of Gargamel, Hogatha or Balthazar, characters in the Smurfs who DO use witchcraft.

The Smurfs do not take place in the Middle Ages, so the rest of your argument is moot. In order to make the Smurfs entertaining, some Smurfs have different accents. Although many cartoons do this, not just the Smurfs, so again, your argument is moot.

You are not the only person who thinks it was gay that Smurfette was originally the only female, which means that you are not the only person who has no life whatsoever to think about this fact (you little troll you).

[Light Buster]

It's a cartoon. Get over it and don't watch the show if you don't like it.

Ah, you must be the infamous Mavericker. Why are your posts written like that?

Filter.

I didn't like the Smurfs 'cause they were invloved withwitchcraft. If the show took place in the Middle Ages, what was with all the anarchronisms?

You had a Smurf who was a handyman who build modern-era style contracptions and wore overalls and used modern day type tools (Handy Smurf).
You had Painter Smurf who wore a smock.
You had Supersmurf, an homage to Superman.
The Smurflings wore sneakers and t-shirts.
You had Astrosmurf.

Why did some of the Smurfs have accents, if they all came from the same place?
Painter had a French one, Miner had an Irish one, Farmer had a New England one, Poet had a British one.

Am I the only one who thought it was a little gay that originally Smurfette was the only female Smurf in the village?

I see you hate the Smurfs. Get over it. And stop running away and turn yourself in.

[Baka]

I didn't like the Smurfs 'cause they were invloved withwitchcraft. If the show took place in the Middle Ages, what was with all the anarchronisms?

Papa Smurf always says that if you don't like a show don't watch it.


I love The Smurfs!!! They are cute and wonderful. And, if you can catch them you can make gold out of them.



My favorite Smurfs are Brainy, Jokey, and Grouchy. I wish there was a Baka Smurf. Oh, and does anyone remember Peewit???

[Mavericker]

Running away from me, Mavericker? I don't blame you, really. Not many people manage post links and give quotes that ultimately destroy their argument and make themselves look like idiots. By the way, the word is spelled "anachronism". If you are going to use a big word, spell it right.

The Smurfs do not use witchcraft. None of them do. I am a Witch. I know what witchcraft is. Papa Smurf uses alchemy, that's it. Interestingly, you haven't stated your hate of Gargamel, Hogatha or Balthazar, characters in the Smurfs who DO use witchcraft.

The Smurfs do not take place in the Middle Ages, so the rest of your argument is moot. In order to make the Smurfs entertaining, some Smurfs have different accents. Although many cartoons do this, not just the Smurfs, so again, your argument is moot.

You are not the only person who thinks it was gay that Smurfette was originally the only female, which means that you are not the only person who has no live whatsoever to think about this fact (you little troll you).

No I don't waste time with witches. So you are still wrong.
You spelled "life" wrong.

Papa Smurf used magic.
The show took place in midevil times. Remember Johann and Pewitt?

Did all the Smurfs come from the same place?

http://bluebuddies.com/gallery/Color...ohan_Pewit.jpg

Itachi it's a filter.

Gargamel uses black magic to cast evil spells on the poor helpless Smurfs. In one episode, Gargamel draws a pentagram on the floor of his dirty house then stands inside it to conjure an evil spell. He also created Smurfette using Black Magic. Gargamel’s cat, Azrael is named after the Angel of Death!!

Papa Smurf uses white magic, rituals, incantations and magical potions to protect the Smurfs. He transformed Smurfette using white magic.
The Smurfs rely on wizardry and magic to solves problems, rather that their own natural abilities. Some psychologists (i.e. Christian Fundamentalist Dr. Rex Rosenberg) believes that this could lead children to “demonically-mediated dissociation” (DMD) - a form of Multiple Personality Disorder.


Leviticus 19:31 'Do not turn to mediums or spiritists; do not seek them out to be defiled by them. I am the LORD your God.

Leviticus 20:6 'As for the person who turns to mediums and to spiritists, to play the harlot after them, I will also set My face against that person and will cut him off from among his people.

Leviticus 20:27 'Now a man or a woman who is a medium or a spiritist shall surely be put to death. They shall be stoned with stones, their bloodguiltiness is upon them.'"

Deuteronomy 18:10 "There shall not be found among you anyone who makes his son or his daughter pass through the fire, one who uses divination, one who practices witchcraft, or one who interprets omens, or a sorcerer,

Exodus 22:18 Thou shall not suffer a witch to live.

[wolfgirl90]

No I don't waste time with witches. So you are still wrong.
You spelled "life" wrong.

Papa Smurf used magic.
The show took place in midevil times. Remember Johann and Pewitt?

Did all the Smurfs come from the same place?

http://bluebuddies.com/gallery/Color...ohan_Pewit.jpg

Itachi it's a filter.

Gargamel uses black magic to cast evil spells on the poor helpless Smurfs. In one episode, Gargamel draws a pentagram on the floor of his dirty house then stands inside it to conjure an evil spell. He also created Smurfette using Black Magic. Gargamel’s cat, Azrael is named after the Angel of Death!!

Papa Smurf uses white magic, rituals, incantations and magical potions to protect the Smurfs. He transformed Smurfette using white magic.
The Smurfs rely on wizardry and magic to solves problems, rather that their own natural abilities. Some psychologists (i.e. Christian Fundamentalist Dr. Rex Rosenberg) believes that this could lead children to “demonically-mediated dissociation” (DMD) - a form of Multiple Personality Disorder.

In yet, you are STILL "wasting your time with witches" (despite that being against the Bible), so I guess by that logic, I am still right.

Yes, I remember Johann and Pewitt. Do you remember that they are not a real part of the Smurf universe anymore, to the point that just because their comic took place in the Middle Ages does not mean that the comic and the show are in the same time period (especially the show)?

Okay, you just spent two threads trying to convince me that the Smurfs were "evil, magic-wielding trolls". Now, they are "poor and helpless". Which are they Mavericker? They can't be both. You even decided to seperate Gagamel and Papa Smurfs' magical abilities into "black" and "white" so that we can see who is using "bad magic" and who is using "white magic" (that obviously means that, to you, there must be a difference). And by the way, I know you just copied and pasted that whole thing from the IlluminatiRex website, yet another site that was making fun of people like you who believe that Smurfs are evil (again, nice try; do you even know what DMD is?).

The Smurfs do not have any natural abilities of their own, outside of being short and having long lives. They use these abilities to fight against Gargamel but sometimes that is not enough. Papa Smurf does use alchemy (not magic, as I have told you) to stop Gargamel, but only when caught in a corner (otherwise the Smurfs would be quite a boring show).

Nice try with the Bible quotes. What, am I supposed to be scared by those?

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

Papa Smurf uses white magic, rituals, incantations and magical potions to protect the Smurfs. He transformed Smurfette using white magic.
The Smurfs rely on wizardry and magic to solves problems, rather that their own natural abilities. Some psychologists (i.e. Christian Fundamentalist Dr. Rex Rosenberg) believes that this could lead children to “demonically-mediated dissociation” (DMD) - a form of Multiple Personality Disorder.

Google returns 29 results for "Demonically mediated dissociation". For some reason I think Dr. Rex Rosenburg is a quack.

The funny part is that if you spell Demoniacally correctly, it drops to 2 results.

[Mavericker]

Google returns 29 results for "Demonically mediated dissociation". For some reason I think Dr. Rex Rosenburg is a quack.

The funny part is that if you spell Demoniacally correctly, it drops to 2 results.

This from a person with a half-naked CYBORG in his sig.
Whatever you say you sick bastard.

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

This from a person with a half-naked CYBORG in his sig.
Whatever you say you sick bastard.

;_;

[Mavericker]

;_;

Yeah-the Major is a BISEXUAL ROBOT WITH A HUMAN BRAIN.

You are a SICK BASTARD.

[wolfgirl90]

Yeah-the Major is a BISEXUAL ROBOT WITH A HUMAN BRAIN.

You are a SICK BASTARD.

Coming from a guy who has posted several half-naked pictures of the Major (and other anime females) and has admitted to "getting excited" and "touching himself" because he stared one second too long at a certain character's naughty bits. Yeah, you are one sad, strange, little man. And you have my pity (....you sick bastard).

Aww...I think you're hurting MP2000's feelings. The Major is not a robot; she is a cyborg. I'm pretty sure you knew this information (unless staring at her naughty bits screws up your already screwed up brain).

Hint hint, Mavericker. There is a reason why MP2000 has a quote "half-naked cyborg" in his sig. He is making fun of you. We are ALL making fun of you. But don't get too upset.

I am sure you have many things you can throw back at us like...like...oh, forget it. No you don't.

[SeraphimTwilightDelight]

Coming from a guy who has posted several half-naked pictures of the Major (and other anime females) and has admitted to "getting excited" and "touching himself" because he stared one second too long at a certain character's naughty bits. Yeah, you are one sad, strange, little man. And you have my pity (....you sick bastard).

Aww...I think you're hurting MP2000's feelings. The Major is not a robot; she is a cyborg. I'm pretty sure you knew this information (unless staring at her naughty bits screws up your already screwed up brain).

Hint hint, Mavericker. There is a reason why MP2000 has a quote "half-naked cyborg" in his sig. He is making fun of you. We are ALL making fun of you. But don't get too upset.

I am sure you have many things you can throw back at us like...like...oh, forget it. No you don't.

Back then in ASMB, it/mav/y7 talked about touching itself to the major and falsely claim it did not stare at the major's mechanize candy.