Today at my school I TRIPPED down the stairs and ran into two other people
then dropped almost all of my stuff!!
DON'T BLAME ME,
I BLAME GRAVITY!!!!!!!!!!!
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A couple weeks ago I fell down one and a HALF flights of stars (Damn my school for being 3 stories ;___; ), fell into a bunch of people, etc, etc. I just laughed about it though. xD
Another good one happened about two days later. Me and my friend were messing around during lunch, walking around school and goofing off. I had a random impulse to jump up on one of these thick metal benches we have near the gym; I jumped and my feet didn't make it. .___. My legs slammed into the steel, I skidded down then I somehow wound up on my knees on the floor in front of it. My friend certainly found it amusing >____>;;;
I used to work with a guy who had lost a hand (dont know where...lol...ok that was rubbish). One day I was behind him as he was trying to get out of the door while he was holding something, so being the gentleman I am I asked if he would like a hand.
I was like 8, and my Game Gear died (The little handheld thingy that was made of awesome). My batteries were dead so I was using the adapter to play. When I was done I forgot to unplug the adapter 'cause there was a lightning storm. We had a blackout, my game gear got zapped and never worked again.
A couple of months ago I was at this girl I fancied's 18th birthday party. I got really really really drunk, knocked a beer bottle off a table and then proceeded to slam my hand onto the shattered top! Needless to say I bled a lot, almost passed out and had to be taken to casualty by someone's mum to have 8 stitches! Not my best of nights :P but EPIC FAIL!!
I've failed a couple EASY tests in school...Uhh Duurrr??
I smacked myself in the face with my own ponytail by turning my head too fast. Just PHAIL.
"They didn't need to tell eachother. They never needed to tell eachother."
Here's something for everyone to laugh at:
PLAYING HALO (any of them)
I'm sorry, but I'm a hardcore RPGer when it comes to video games and shooters are just craziness for me. I die repeatedly in about 10 seconds apart from each other.
~ Aura ~
"If you are near to the dark
I will tell you 'bout the sun
You are here, no escape
From my visions of the world
You will cry all alone
But it does not mean a thing to me ..."
Yesterday i got rejected three times lol
(even if i was only asking as a joke)
That makes it even more fail xD
Only one i can think of occuring in recent times -0-;;
Oh and i asian-failed a maths test
Oh yeah (thanks compaq zero for reminding me xD)
I was in on a 2-week camp thing in china and we went to this buddha mountain (tourist attraction, i don't know the exact english for the place lol) in shenzhen and i was racing my friend down all these flights of stairs and i practically fell down .. i was winning.. -_- but then i kinda lost control, ran down super fast (kinda like chihiro from spirited away if you can remember) and at the end i fell down and scraped my knees and there was this hole in my trackpants
how fail is that..
To make things worse just about everyone there saw~ haha
Last edited by Chaux; 04-21-2009 at 02:51 AM.
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A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream..
It's not exactly MY epic fail, but it's still funny.
So, we're in Oakland, and it was like, 90 last night in the apartment. I can't wait for tomorrow it's supposed to be back to normal.
Meanwhile, my buddy who spends money like its going out of style is flipping out because his $4000 Dell megabeast whatever it is is overheating when running WoW.
Meanwhile, my custom system, which ran me about $1000 is playing GTA4, downloading a torrent, and running all sorts of crap in the background.
Talk about $4000 of epic fail.
one time i was going to my locker on the second floor and then, i fell up the stairs trying to hurry so i wouldn't be late to 1st period, then i fell down the stairs on my way back... probably one of my epic fails ever ^^;
I think I already mentioned this, but once I filled my cup with dinner and was about to put water on my plate. I had no idea that I was placing the wrong thing in the wrong place. Luckily my sister warned me before I starting pouring water on my plate.
If Minecraft had a Japanese intro.
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I failed a lot of things but my biggest epic failure of allis:
Failing a test!!! That made a big dent on my 80-100% (that's how we do the grades in my school.) rating of my tests only grade streak.
My parents were saying:
"That's what you get when your playing too much video games."
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i once pretended that i sprained my leg to my parents and dumped school, i thought they had a business meeting and would come late but they came around 9'clock and caught me when i and my cousins were having a party. i was jumping all around my room when i accidentally stumbled into my mom. *sigh* i got a good scolding and was banned from any activities. their buisness meeting was postponed...
i forgot the lines i need in a play at school
Ill just go for chibi failures I guess. I sorta failed college, instead of going to school I went to the zoo instead and different historical parks and malls, I never made it past the first semester, I withdrew before the half ended.
I guess I never had enough field trips in elementary and high school
But I finished, at another university though so it still went ok in the end.
Stepping in dog poo.
I exploded hot chocolate in the microwave on the first day of my new job...WHOOP!
Okay. So I was walking down the hall from the bathroom in my ex's house when suddenly, this girl tripped and tumbled/rolled all the way down to the end of the hall. The girl didnt step on anything to trip with. It was the floor that tripped her. And that girl... is me.
[[ ~Missing the old アンティック-珈琲店~ ]]
Ordering a BLT, forgetting that I ordered a BLT rather than a cheeseburger, and asking the cook if I could have lettuce and tomato in the sandwich.
Cue stunned silence...
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When I was young we used to go to church a lot. We were in an assembly hall and I ran into my mom... she basically fell on top of me butt-first in front of everyone. That hurt a lot because I was like 9 years old and she is a 6 foot tall woman.
Getting married the second time. The first one lasted all of 8 years. The second 2 years. Didn't take as long the second time to realize I had made the same mistake. Twice.
In responce to all the epic fail posters, you can save face when you have one of these episodes. You just get up. Dust yourself off. And proclaim, " I meant to do that " and walk off. Kinda like a cat does...
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