Lose your bacon.

**Diocletian** · 04-10-2009 05:43 PM

Take it to a fat camp.

BTW, is this Canadian bacon?

**iGiraffe** · 04-10-2009 05:59 PM

I'd go around giving one peice of bacon to every person I meet."Here, have some bacon," I would say. If I still had a lot left over, I'd give it to some hobos or something. I'm sure that they would appreciate the bacon...

**Manhattan_Project_2000** · 04-10-2009 06:09 PM

I shall take this bacon and travel the globe, curing people of hangovers like some sort of non-kosher Messiah.

http://porkandwhiskey.wordpress.com/...lps-hangovers/

**sataned** · 04-10-2009 06:44 PM

if i had all that bacon id literally wrap any food item in bacon,fry it, and EAT IT! i can just imagine it...
burgers wrapped in bacon
chicken wrapped in bacon
hotdogs wrapped in bacon
bacon wrapped in bacon
bananas wrapped in bacon
fish wrapped in bacon
noodles wrapped in bacon
a potatoe wrapped in bacon stuffed with cheese and bacon bits...

or imagine some bacon toilet paper ;D yeah id probably try using it as TP
bacon clothing has been done before so id skip that...
id try selling it too

have a sign up infront of my stand that says...
CANT BEAT MY MEAT!no refunds

PS: id probably try covering a sexy woman in bacon too ;D or maybe a BBW wrapped in bacon! woot!

**Red&Stiletto** · 04-10-2009 07:26 PM

Call my friend Bethie, shout "BOWMP SOME BACON, BETHIE????", let her scream her yes, wait for her to show up, hold a two person bacon party. >=3

**SigmaSD** · 04-10-2009 07:35 PM

Bleagh, bacon. Well if it was me, I would sell it for something. Then I would help out people that need it for food and stuff, like bums, orphanages, or artists.

**espeon977** · 04-10-2009 07:48 PM

Huh, that's a lot of bacon

I'd make one of these!

Realistic pig made outta meat

Of course, I'd be getting meat from other sources to help make it >_>

If there was any bacon left over, I'd make this Bacon icecream

Of course, I'd end up giving it all away, maybe I'd take it to school, and see how many of the guys it takes to eat it all (/my guess is five, one alone can eat a whole pizza, and the box)

**Hell patrol** · 04-10-2009 08:04 PM

I will eat some and feed my men if thare are some left i will dry it so it wont go bad if thats impossble then i will give it to who ever wants it

**~Rose~** · 04-10-2009 08:14 PM

I would make Baconnaise.............. and lot of Baconnaise

**ichimoku_fanboy** · 04-10-2009 09:08 PM

invite my friends over and have a massive bacon fight

**Eris** · 04-10-2009 09:09 PM

I would make hats of meat for everyone.

**JIMBO.** · 04-10-2009 09:15 PM

reminds me of Johnny and the meat suit for the rolling stones cover on jackass. it made him cold and the dogs ate it

**Infinita** · 04-12-2009 01:42 AM

Go to a party and feed it to everybody and then what ever is left over, give it to the people who have massive hang overs. Not sure if they would eat it or throw it and cause a huge food fight. And I would eat some too!

**Bulf** · 04-12-2009 03:46 AM

I'd eat the hell out of that bacon....all 5 gallons

**CrystalAce** · 04-12-2009 04:34 AM

I'll pile it all up in the middle of a busy street and organize an environmentalist protest with motto, "Save the pigs. Waste no bacon. Save the pigs." After that, I'll run my own party with the picture of bacon as my symbol and run for the presidency of the country. And, after
I win the presidency, I'd impose heavy penalty to anyone who makes or eats bacon and thus, I would save the world from such garbage of bacons. Hurrah! Hurrah!

**The Nightingale** · 04-12-2009 07:44 AM

Hrm more stuff to do with Bacon haha :D

Uhmmm...I'd probably eat half of it and force all my friends to eat the other half.

omm nahm

**Mmmmmmmmmm** · 04-12-2009 05:00 PM

I'd sell it to BK or Wendy's. Make some money.

**chevrolet** · 04-12-2009 05:37 PM

take half and sacrifice it to the gods, then take a quarter of whats left and tease a stray dog, then whats left is for the thing in your attic

**polaris 北極星** · 04-12-2009 09:41 PM

cooked bacon lasts anywhere from 3-7 days. bacon can be incorporated into many kinds of dishes for either breakfast, lunch, or dinner. 5 lbs of bacon really isnt that much... id have it gone in 3 days tops.

**Petrol Gas** · 04-21-2009 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by polaris1

cooked bacon lasts anywhere from 3-7 days. bacon can be incorporated into many kinds of dishes for either breakfast, lunch, or dinner. 5 lbs of bacon really isnt that much... id have it gone in 3 days tops.

It's 5 gallons, yo!

**Baka** · 04-22-2009 04:13 PM

I would have a bacon parade and shower people in the streets with bacon strips.

**Cobra Commander** · 04-22-2009 06:51 PM

bacon nachos.

seriously.

I'd eat it, and if I couldn't, I'd make some kind of soup that included it. Failing to finish it, I'd freeze it in portion sizes.

I do not share bacon.

**Yugure's Goddess** · 04-22-2009 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by Capernicus

Weird thread. o_o

Uhhhh...I would invite friends over and have a eatover/sleepover. But after all that bacon, it might be a comaover.

LMAO! Oh my gosh, I don't think I can reply to the thread. There's no way I could top that, seriously! Oh this is such an epic win.

I <3 you, Cappy!

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