Take it to a fat camp.
BTW, is this Canadian bacon?
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Take it to a fat camp.
BTW, is this Canadian bacon?
I'd go around giving one peice of bacon to every person I meet."Here, have some bacon," I would say. If I still had a lot left over, I'd give it to some hobos or something. I'm sure that they would appreciate the bacon...
I shall take this bacon and travel the globe, curing people of hangovers like some sort of non-kosher Messiah.
if i had all that bacon id literally wrap any food item in bacon,fry it, and EAT IT! i can just imagine it...
burgers wrapped in bacon
chicken wrapped in bacon
hotdogs wrapped in bacon
bacon wrapped in bacon
bananas wrapped in bacon
fish wrapped in bacon
noodles wrapped in bacon
a potatoe wrapped in bacon stuffed with cheese and bacon bits...
or imagine some bacon toilet paper ;D yeah id probably try using it as TP
bacon clothing has been done before so id skip that...
id try selling it too have a sign up infront of my stand that says...
CANT BEAT MY MEAT!no refunds
PS: id probably try covering a sexy woman in bacon too ;D or maybe a BBW wrapped in bacon! woot!
Call my friend Bethie, shout "BOWMP SOME BACON, BETHIE????", let her scream her yes, wait for her to show up, hold a two person bacon party. >=3
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Bleagh, bacon. Well if it was me, I would sell it for something. Then I would help out people that need it for food and stuff, like bums, orphanages, or artists.
Last edited by SigmaSD; 04-10-2009 at 08:09 PM.
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Huh, that's a lot of bacon
I'd make one of these!
Realistic pig made outta meat
Of course, I'd be getting meat from other sources to help make it >_>
If there was any bacon left over, I'd make this Bacon icecream
Of course, I'd end up giving it all away, maybe I'd take it to school, and see how many of the guys it takes to eat it all (/my guess is five, one alone can eat a whole pizza, and the box)
Last edited by espeon977; 04-10-2009 at 08:15 PM.
I will eat some and feed my men if thare are some left i will dry it so it wont go bad if thats impossble then i will give it to who ever wants it
I would make Baconnaise.............. and lot of Baconnaise
Last edited by ~Rose~; 04-10-2009 at 08:15 PM.
1) Ninjas are mammals.
2) Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3) The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
invite my friends over and have a massive bacon fight
Last edited by Eris; 04-10-2009 at 09:13 PM.
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Go to a party and feed it to everybody and then what ever is left over, give it to the people who have massive hang overs. Not sure if they would eat it or throw it and cause a huge food fight. And I would eat some too!
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I'll pile it all up in the middle of a busy street and organize an environmentalist protest with motto, "Save the pigs. Waste no bacon. Save the pigs." After that, I'll run my own party with the picture of bacon as my symbol and run for the presidency of the country. And, after
I win the presidency, I'd impose heavy penalty to anyone who makes or eats bacon and thus, I would save the world from such garbage of bacons. Hurrah! Hurrah!
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Hrm more stuff to do with Bacon haha :D
Uhmmm...I'd probably eat half of it and force all my friends to eat the other half.
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I'd sell it to BK or Wendy's. Make some money.
take half and sacrifice it to the gods, then take a quarter of whats left and tease a stray dog, then whats left is for the thing in your attic
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tried to poop but only farted,
later on i took a chance,
tried to fart and crapped my pants.
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cooked bacon lasts anywhere from 3-7 days. bacon can be incorporated into many kinds of dishes for either breakfast, lunch, or dinner. 5 lbs of bacon really isnt that much... id have it gone in 3 days tops.
I'd eat it, and if I couldn't, I'd make some kind of soup that included it. Failing to finish it, I'd freeze it in portion sizes.
I do not share bacon.
Bacon shoes, bacon hats, bacon bra, bacon pants and bacon panties.
My, i'd smell dandy.
Eat it while watching movies.
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