For some reason you have 5 gallons of fully cooked bacon.
What do you do with your bacon?
Keep in mind that if you don't get rid of it, it will go bad.
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For some reason you have 5 gallons of fully cooked bacon.
What do you do with your bacon?
Keep in mind that if you don't get rid of it, it will go bad.
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I'd bring it home!
Erm probably eat some, give away the majority.
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I'd bury it in my yard and start a garden, maybe grow some vegetables and eat that.
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Destroy it before any poor people see it!
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Refill a bacon dispenser.
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Unpress the button to not recieve bacon?
... What kind of bacon?
i would eat some, give away some, then scarf the rest down my boyfriends throut XD
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Eat some, give rest to friends...
-Tilts my head, blinking- Five whole gallons of bacon, huh?
More than likely, I'd probably just cook it right up and have it delivered as something of a gift on my part to my mother's church on Easter Sunday. Always lots of hungry people there in the morning, to be sure.
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Eat until my heart gets numb then I'll give away the rest and sleep off what I ate =D
Are these 5 gallons weight or space? How dare you use a measurement for liquids with solids. Cause it could be the difference between one of these bad boys and a kosher nightmare. Possibly a heart attack too.
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Uhhhh...I would invite friends over and have a eatover/sleepover. But after all that bacon, it might be a comaover.
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I'd have an eating contest with seven friends in front of homeless people.
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I'd make some spaghetti to go with it. Then I'd eat some, share some and throw away any leftovers... seems the most rashernal thing to do
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Cook it all up and CURE WORLD HUNGER!!!
Okay, maybe not world hunger, but city-wide hunger?
Strips of bacon! Pan fried with the grease drained off. I suppose if you managed to obtain that grease by the same means you obtained this bacon, you could also decide what to do with that.
Gallons is a measure of volume not weight. You can imagine a five gallon bucket completely packed with bacon, or five one gallon jugs of bacon. Either way, this is a considerable amount of bacon.
This may not be enough friends to eat all of the bacon! If you each ate a pound (a horrendous amount of bacon) or two even, there would still be more than enough bacon for the homeless people.
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A slave obeys.
I've never had bacon, is it good? I hear it's unhealthy though.
Since we are already talking about a massive amount of bacon, there should also be involved amassive amount of fat.
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