I Command You

[Baka]

If you could go back in time and write one of The Ten Commandments, what would your commandment be???



Mine would be; "Thou must act like a cat whenever in a store". Shopping would always be fun, even if it is crowded or the line is too long.

Or maybe; "Thou shall not covet thy neighbors pink".

[Srk]

Mine would be "Thou shall have DSL in thy child's room" or "Thou shall give thy child a game system at age 10+."

[Bring Me The Horizon]

My would be "Thou shalt not sneeze on a public bus" man that would be the day

[Foph]

"Thou shalt not eat the yellow or otherwise discolored snow."

Long story.

[Eris]

Thou shalt accidentally a bottle of coke.

[Miss Moonlight]

"Thou shall not peeth on the toilet seat."

[tsujigiri15]

"Thou shalt not eat the yellow or otherwise discolored snow."

Long story.

lol! Im guessing you discovered that unique shade of snow available only where it has been... enriched, shall we say?

As to me, mine would be 'Though shall not divide by zero'. I mean this is clearly blasphemy of the highest order! The number of times I tried, and every time I have felt a bit of my soul disappear.

Or possibly 'Though shall not aim for the crotch'. Seriously, the world would be a happier, and much less painful place! At least for me

[Jose]

Hmm here we go <3, I redid all of them, because of the original bore me D:

1) Though shall not discriminate on the basis of ethnicity
2) Though shall not discriminate on the basis of sexuality
3) Though shall not not steal from family D:
4) Though shall not cheat in a relationship (feel free to do so if it on a test, do anything needed to keep that 4.0)
5) Though shall not kill in a boring fashion
6) Though shall not text during your third period while that really hot guy is talking to you
7) Though shall blog at least once a week, for Jose's amusement.
8) Though shall not wear white before labor day
9) Though shall not b*tch about issue and not try not change the process.
10) Though shall have fun in life, it's the only one you'll ever have, regardless of what the rest of the religious text tells you.

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

Commandment 11: This Commandment is False.

Would bring an entirely new light to the other ten.

Oh, and hey, which of the "Ten" Commandments are we talking about?

[Diocletian]

1. thou shall git it on wit da homegurl of da plaza omg lol
2. thouh shall kep a strap on da lap
3. thou shal be randum!
4. WE RYDE 2GETHA, WE DIE 2GETHA
5. THIZZ

[Foph]

lol! Im guessing you discovered that unique shade of snow available only where it has been... enriched, shall we say?

As to me, mine would be 'Though shall not divide by zero'. I mean this is clearly blasphemy of the highest order! The number of times I tried, and every time I have felt a bit of my soul disappear.

Or possibly 'Though shall not aim for the crotch'. Seriously, the world would be a happier, and much less painful place! At least for me

Well, it wasn't actually myself who did it - it was a friend. Quite a humorous story, really, once you get past the disturbed feeling.

[Sanosuke23]

Thou shalt not pretend thou are a fictional character's significant other nor display such a claim by method of screen-name, nick-name, or any variation thereof.

Thou shalt not sit in, under, around, or anywhere near the tree that is present in every chat room ever created.


If I think of more I'll edit them in.

[Asriel]

"Thou shall lick the floor everytime someone sneezes" funny to watch ;D
"Thou shall drink out the toilet whenever there dog does"

[suzumi]

"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy heart."
"Thou shalt respect the beliefs of thy neighbour."
"Thou shalt not use chatspeak or leet."

Wow, I've done 8/10 of the original Ten Commandments... I would say 9, but I've never really coveted my neighbour's wife... >_>;

[CrystalAce]

"Thou shall follow all other 9 original commandents with heart, mind and soul devoted to them and Thou shall always remember the one who said this and pray him everyday "
Lastly,
"Thou shall rock every night "

[*Tsuki*]

"Thou shant not take book from thy reader"
"Thou shall not talk of butts"
"Thou shall listen to all Tsuki says"
"Thou shall follow Tsuki's words"
"Thou shall not eat ice"
"Thou shall not have a pickle juice drinking duel"
"Thou shall not assign homework"
"Thou shall have an "E" in the grading system"
"Thou shall make bananas illegal in Iowa"
"Thou shall find have cheat codes to life"
"Thou shall listen to thy youngers"
^_^ ~Tsuki

[Sasori|Eternal Sacrifice|]

Thou shalt not use bad spelling/grammar on purpose.

thou shalt only drive when you actually know how.

Thou shalt not treat women with disrespect.

thou shalt lose the game.

thou shalt make Sasori ruler of the world.

As I said before, "Free cheese for all!"


But I am not christian, so my belief in this is slim.

[tsujigiri15]

Thou shalt not use bad spelling/grammar on purpose.

thou shalt only drive when you actually know how.

Thou shalt not treat women with disrespect.

thou shalt lose the game.

thou shalt make Sasori ruler of the world.

As I said before, "Free cheese for all!"


But I am not christian, so my belief in this is slim.

Damn you! I just lost the game! Well, obviously. But is the 'drive only when you know how from bitter experience?

On that note, I have another - thou shall not order the hottest thing on the menu in a curry house, just for machismo...

[Magical Soul]

Every person has to watch FMA....

Best commandment ever...