What's your flavor

[DOOM!]

Label yourself like a processed food package. You can use it to describe what you're like, what you've been doing/eating, or your mood.

i.e.:
Random_Fool nuggets
Tastes: Yucky
Ingredients: oldschool, fail.


Me, I feel salty.

Dr.McDoom!: Reloaded™ rolls
Tastes: Salty

(UK)(IRL)(US)Ingredients: sodium chlorite, sodium benzotate, sodium azotate, baking soda, salt (over 9000 mg of content).
(GR)Ύθϊύω: ψόАτ όАχЂ, ψόАτ ειήξ, ψόАτ (ψύαί 9000 mg ζεγ).
May contain traces of madness and alcohol.
In case of contact with skin, wash abundently and consult a marriage minister.

[Rubedo, the Crystal Blood]

Ginjo Sake
Ingredients: Fermented Rice-soaked Water
Instructions: Serve chilled
Warning: Contains alcohol

Here's the twist: It's served warm. Anybody who gets the "Chilled sake served warm" reference gets what I mean.

[Finvarra]

Epik Phail
Tastes: Annoying-ly good. >_>
Ingredients: A Ham Sandwitch, Kool-aid, and Pizza rolls.
Instructions: Blend these ingredients together!
Reasons you may want to eat this?: Because Im just plain lazy.

[Dr. Hax]

Product Name: L.R.'s thundershake

Ingredients: Whoopass, The Power of Grayskull, Angra Mainyu's hate, Lord Rant's Blood.

Instructions for consumption:

1. Drink while pissed
2. Go to comp, rant in blog
3. Have angry sex with random girl
4. ????
5. PROFIT!!!

Effects: Tolerance for most things set to 0, +50% impact on readers, +25% support from fans, Chances of unleashing the f-ing fury increased by 2x amount of readers, 50% chance of being recognized by Lord Rant himself.

Taste: Bitter

"Should you make a rant that I like, I will put you in the list of fellow ranters. I'm not kidding."

-Lord Rant

[Khanxay]

Product: Kool Kanned Khanxay (KKK. =p)
Ingredients: Khanxay + cool whip + ???? (Super Special Sexy Secret ingredient)
Flavor: ^_~

[Twig Ee]

Twig's Sugary Sugar Bits o' Sugar cereal
Ingredients: Glucose Fructose Dextrose Sucrose galctose maltose lactose
Flavor: So sweet that it will render you unable to taste anything and you will feel sick the next time you even see it

[Beast]

Name: Salad of the wild Beast

Ingredients: ***hole attitude, mushrooms, implosive anger, green olives, hot sauce, gentle caring heart.

Consumption: Eat before you start the day.

Flavor: Individuality.

[_Freddie_]

Product: Britannian Grown Oranges
Taste: Sweet & Acidity
Contains: Vitamin C, carotene, Citrus, Calcium, and a 200% daily supply of LOYALTY.

[Eris]

Eris' health and sanity repellent.
Tastes: Like chicken.
Ingredients: Soylent Green, Grog (Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulphuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Red Dye No 2, Scumm, Axle Grease, Battery Acid, and/or pepperoni), and Monosodium glutamate (MSG).

[Ridana]

Ridana's Best:
Philosopher's Scones

Sift 3 Cups of unrecognized potential into a large mixing bowl.
Add 1/4 Cup education, 1/3 Cup observation, 1/2 Cup innovation, 2 tsp determination, and a dash of humble aspirations. Stir until lightly optimistic. Cover with a towel and allow hopes to rise.
In a separate bowl, take 2 major failed relationships, 1/4 cup social rejection, a tbsp of self-abuse, and 1 ounce of circumstances (remove all luck first). Whip until cynical.
When the hopes have risen to the edge of the first bowl, tear them into chunks, and beat them with a rolling pin until they are despondent. Spread on a liberal coating of the cynical topping.
Toss carelessly into a pre-heated oven, and bake until scarred and world-weary.
Remove from oven and allow to grow calmly apathetic.
Sprinkle with future possibilities to taste.

[Diocletian]

Rummy Gells Dio (Pun on Ronnie James Dio)
Flavor: Tart
Ingredients: Sarcasm, assomeness, and a hint of salt

WARNING: Too much use leads to lost brain cells.

[Fuu Kasumi]

Eli-buns
Tastes: Extremely sweet and fruity
Ingredients: Sucrose, lactose, fructose, flour, eggs, yeast, butter, strawberries

[MoroDashi]

MoroDashi McMoroChicken Burgers.
Taste - Addictive ;D
Ingredients - Determination, Laziness, Yumm yumm ;D
Instructions - Unwrap -;D- And smuther.
Warning - May contain slight traces of Addictive cleaning.

[Dr. Hax]

Rummy Gells Dio (Pun on Ronnie James Dio)
Flavor: Tart
Ingredients: Sarcasm, assomeness, and a hint of salt

WARNING: Too much use leads to lost brain cells.

It will also cause "Holy Diver" to play endlessly in your head as you become somewhat emaciated.

[Haoie]

Dessicant

Do not consume

[The Governator]

Psycho Mantis Cup Cakes
Flavour: Smoky
Ingredients: Gasoline, Flour, Butter, Whiskey, Hatred for jews, Cigarettes, Salt and Dry humour

Cook for around one hour, let cool and enjoy.

health note: Due to containing gasoline, it may kill you, or make you into a Jeremy Clarkson clone.

[rikumi]

Irresistible Ice-punch. Sweet, salty and sour all at the same time.

[suzumi]

Suzulicious Zuminess

Ingredients: Sugar, Fanta, strawberries, absolute gayness, Zuminess, and just a bit of metal (don't ask, it's for your own sake).
Flavor: Light and floaty...and sweet. ^^
Warning: The consuming of this product may result in a slightly abnormal love of Japan.

Catch phrase: "It's even better than Pocky!! And even better WITH Pocky!!"

[Bulf]

Sispille Soufflé

Ingredients: Nintendo, Fail, Ellipses, Toffee, Coffee, Hardstyle music, and Mountain Dew.
Flavor: Random; Tastes different every time.
Instructions: open package, microwave for 13.37, enjoy.
Warning: May cause excessive cases of fail, an unhealthy obsession with Nintendo, and an extreme hate for Sony.
Slogan: ...!
Note: Now comes in 5 completely random flavors! 8Ð

[SigmaSD]

SigmaSD's Valentine's Day Chocolate Mania
Tasted like: fried chocolate
Ingredients: Cocoa, milk, trace amounts of uranium, hispanic blood, and a lovers heart.

Warning: Eat only one per day. Otherwise person may start saying cheesy remarks of girlfriend over the net, and may die of diarrhea.

[lady_jesika]

meow puffs

ingrediants: kittens, seaweed and puffed cereal
instructions: blend kittens and cereal, wrap in seaweed, and deep fry
warnings: this food is illegal in several countries including but not limited to Portugal, The Americas, and China (thats a shocker)

MEOW PUFFS THIER DELICIOUS!!! ^^

[Baka]

Baka Gummies
Taste: Pink Blurple Berry
Ingredients: Hello Kitty plushie stuffing, pink color #5, and of coarse...LOVE LOL

[iGiraffe]

Happi Humble CupnCakes (now comes in sugar free!)
Taste: Sweet, yummy, may taste bitter after expiration date
Ingredients: Sugar, spice, everything nice, smiles, love, and pinch of happiness

[BestFly]

Rage-O's

Tastes: Like cheerios only with anger instead of cheer.
Ingredients: The letter O, Rage, and honey.

[Nevaeh]

Nevaeh’s natural blue cheese.
Ingredients: High fructose corn syrup, cane sugar, radium, olivine, agate, sodium, cheese power.
Tastes: Earthy