How do you Sabotage a Car?

**DOOM!** · 12-02-2008 01:43 PM

This new work administrator guy needs to be tough a lesson. I don't want to get fired for Slang, Assault or... Facial Rape of a superior, because it'll ruin my liberal dismissal plans. However, i WILL have my way with his car! I already tried putting some pointy iron shards under his cheesy Peugeot, but apparently nothing happened. He must have had those stupid Michelin anti-perforation tires. Today, he came in driving this huge Rexton SUV.
I don't know how many cars he may have, but it's going to make my mission harder. So i'll need to apply different sabotaging to every one of them.
Now, i know most of you don't even drive cars, but i bet you already know how to wreck them. I'm sure you tried pranks and stuff yourselves, and are willing to share some of your secrets.

One cool, easy trick, one of my Physics teacher thought us during class was stuffing a potato in the exhaust pipe. The potato has to be a just size; small enough to be shoved deep, but big enough not get shot out by a powerful gas blast. She said the engine will never start that way.

**honeysenpai17** · 12-02-2008 01:52 PM

get into a car crash?

**Famahama** · 12-02-2008 01:55 PM

I say take away their windows (I mean all of them, rear-views especially)!

Edit
I meant mirrors.
lol

**SigmaSD** · 12-02-2008 01:56 PM

I'm pretty sure that messing up someones car (regardless of whether they deserve it) is against the law.

But you can always set it on fire. It'll take a while for the flames to get bigger, thus giving you enough time to escape.

**Anime Forum** · 12-02-2008 01:58 PM

Remove the gas pedal/brake from the car.

Flatten the tires.

Break the headlights.

That's all I think of for now, when I think of more I'll jot them down.

**DOOM!** · 12-02-2008 02:01 PM

Unleh, that would be an idea.

Originally Posted by honeysenpai17

get into a car crash?

What's that supposed to mean? Here's a list of details and conditions:
- The car is locked, and there's no access inside
- It's parked in a easily visible area, so stealth is a Must!
- Scratching down "dickbutt" on the paint would be infantile and raise too much suspicion
- It's no use to put engineering glue in the keyhole, he obviously opens the car by remote control
- It's no use trying to set tire traps, he probably has anti-perforation tires on
- It's no use putting adhesive glue or superglue on his windshield cleaners because the weather is always wet and the glue won't stick

I'd like to leave this guy shaking in the cold night, or burning inside the car. Whatever it is, it's got to be an expensive problem to fix, and hopefully, something he's not insured against.

**Zombiliciouss** · 12-02-2008 05:13 PM

Sketch odd, meaningless symbols on his car. Spill sauce everywhere on his seats so it looks like blood. Then leave Jevoh's witness phamplets inside so no one suspects you. (Assuming your not Jehovah's witness of course.)

**Renegade of Life** · 12-02-2008 05:30 PM

Reach up inside the engine from beneath the vehicle, and slice the serpentine belt. On larger vehicles it is in the front, while smaller ones it is to the side (Flat Fours like my car lol)

The result is that he will receive MASSIVE trouble on startup as more than 3/4 of the vital engine accessories stop functioning.

Including:

Alternator: A failure means a dead battery on short order, varying from minutes to hours depending on the vehicle.

Water Pump: A failure here means you have approximately anywhere from two to ten minutes before the engine overheats and is permanently damaged. It is also something you wouldn't notice until the gauge starts rising out of control, and someone who doesn't pay attention would totally smoke the motor before noticing.

Power Steering: Relive the days of manual steering anyone? It'll be mighty hard to turn, in fact most vehicles it is nearly impossible unless the vehicle is moving.

The serpentine belt should be accessible from under the engine, they are very tough and often steel-belted. Make sure you slice it in a way that it appears to be that the belt was defective and snapped so as to not arouse suspicions.

Thus, you now have a prank that only someone of mechanical mind would think up. Enjoy, and if my serpentine belt gets cut someone is going to be seeing handcuffs.

I do most of my own repairs on my car as well, and know a good deal about how they work. So I could probably get you some ingenious ones if that one doesn't work.

**Kojack** · 12-02-2008 05:32 PM

Replace their steering wheel with one of their hub caps. That'll show 'em.

Or for something that won't get you arrested, cover his entire car with post-it notes.