This new work administrator guy needs to be tough a lesson. I don't want to get fired for Slang, Assault or... Facial Rape of a superior, because it'll ruin my liberal dismissal plans. However, i WILL have my way with his car! I already tried putting some pointy iron shards under his cheesy Peugeot, but apparently nothing happened. He must have had those stupid Michelin anti-perforation tires. Today, he came in driving this huge Rexton SUV.
I don't know how many cars he may have, but it's going to make my mission harder. So i'll need to apply different sabotaging to every one of them.
Now, i know most of you don't even drive cars, but i bet you already know how to wreck them. I'm sure you tried pranks and stuff yourselves, and are willing to share some of your secrets.
One cool, easy trick, one of my Physics teacher thought us during class was stuffing a potato in the exhaust pipe. The potato has to be a just size; small enough to be shoved deep, but big enough not get shot out by a powerful gas blast. She said the engine will never start that way.
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