PMS in a relationship

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Some women, who think they are neo-pagan Earth-mother-goddess-worshiping uber stupid hippies, have decided that PMS are really cool, and the only reason other women don't think so is because they have been taken in by the 'Period Disgustingness Conspiracy', a joint product of the Manocentric Maleocracy and Tampax Inc. These women call their PMS 'Moontime', probably because like the full moon, it drives everyone effing crazy. Some of them even go so far as to paint with their PMS blood, ensuring they will create a high-quality product sought after by art collectors such as Jeffrey Dahmer (and a strange smell for weeks to come).