I'm such a KLUTZ...

[Azul]

Inspired by "i'm so manly" i thought do this as a result of something that happened a couple minutes ago.I'm such a KLUTZ...that i cut my finger on a bread knife while doing the dishes. It still hasn't stop bleeding. Hurts like hell.I'm such a KLUTZ...that i almost tripped over my own two feet. Then i actually tripped trying to prevent myself from tripping.Blue

[Amarhyllis]

I'm such a klutz that when I get excited, I mess my words up when talking.

I'm such a klutz that I have to concentrate to walk so I won't trip over my own two feet.

[Eris]

I nearly disemboweled myself with a vacuum cleaner. Hard to beat.

[Baka]

I am such a KLUTZ that I managed to fall down when I was sitting.

[rpgwiz99]

I'm such a kluts that I sometimes forget to breathe...
I'm such a kluts that I got stuck in the middle of a basketball Court...
I'm such a kluts that I fell while I was laying on the floor...
I'm such a kluts that I busted my head on an air matress...
I'm such a kluts that I caught the swimming pool on fire...
I'm such a cluts that I ruined cup Ramen...
I'm such a kluts that I accidently break unbreakable objects...
I'm such a kluts that I somehow got charged double for a free object...

[gadgetgirl16]

I'm such a kluts that I run into glass doors...
i'm such a kluts that i slamed into a park car with my bike...
i'm such a kluts that i fall down the stairs while drunk...
i'm such a kluts that i accidently guided my blind friend (ex b/f) into the wall...
i'm such a kluts that i tripped over a throw rug...
i'm such a kluts that i walked into a tree in the dark...
i'm such a kluts that i fell off the bed and broke off a face of an outlet...
i'm such a kluts that i cut myself with a fork while washing dishes...
i'm such a kluts that i run into people while looking the other way...

[Kazuma Kuwabara]

I accidentally cut my private parts with a crouton a few years ago.

[SSDynamite]

I've fallen up the stairs before... go figure.

[_Freddie_]

I'm such a klutz I once filled my lawn mowers gas tank with ant killer.

[Azul]

I accidentally cut my private parts with a crouton a few years ago.

Ouch. You wouldn't want to hear what happened to me. Trust me on that one.

[SigmaSD]

I'm such a clutz that...
-I sometimes trip over my own dog.
-I hit my head on the tip of the table.
-I almost forgot to put my gym shorts once.
-I tripped over a soccer ball.

[Amarhyllis]

Thought of another one!!

I'm such a klutz that:

I have to balance myself when putting on my pants in the morning.
When I go to hit someone(playfully), it hurts me more.
I can fall into the same jokes more than once.

[Negi]

I am such a klutz that I was staring at this amazingly beautiful man, and then slammed my head into a pole and fell backwards and then hit my head again against the concrete.

[Beast]

I'm such a klutz, I fell asleep when my water was boiling and the pot blew up.

[El Wiseguy]

I'm such a klutz I stumbled into this thread.
*leaves*

[DOOM!]

I'm such a Klutz, that if my username had a 13, i'd become a Mod.

[Yuuki Kurosu]

I'm such a klutz that I accidentally cut my finger on safety scissors. XD

[iGiraffe]

I'm such a klutz that...
~I stub my toe every other time I pass a table or chair.
~I fall or trip in front of any guy who i think is cute the moment i think it.
~I tripped forward on the top stair while going up the stairs, lose my balance, "resist" falling down and walk awkwardly, and slam into the door at the top of the stairs.

[Diocletian]

Ouch. You wouldn't want to hear what happened to me. Trust me on that one.

This is a crouton.


Just makin' sure.
-I can get an
ATGAGAGCGGCCGGAA
TACTCTCGCCGGCATT
Simple DNA Sequence messed up. The A is wrong FYI.

[October.]

i'm such a klutz...
i can just fall when i'm walking,
i can say nonsense when i'm nervous,
i can drop the things i'm carrying when i'm standing perfectly still.

[Azul]

This is a crouton.


Just makin' sure.
-I can get an
ATGAGAGCGGCCGGAA
TACTCTCGCCGGCATT
Simple DNA Sequence messed up. The A is wrong FYI.

I'm such a klutz that while attempting to read this i kept moving closer to the monitor to make sense of it all and earned myself a bump on the head for my trouble.I'm such a klutz that i sprang back from the monitor and fell off the chair bumping my head once again on the chair handle.I'm such a klutz that while getting up from the floor i fell over a pin.Seeing as everyone's in the fabricating business...I'm such a klutz that after the pin incident i fell into a worm hole, stumbled upon the gadget that makes the earth spin on it's axis and broke it.PS - we're all soon to start tumbling towards the sun in 9 hours. PPS - I'm such a klutz that i misread the timer. It's actually 6 hours. ~wait~wait~ Aw shucks it wasn't hours, it was minutes. So if all of this happened 2 mins ago then...0_o ~wait~wait~i'm getting something ~wait~wait~ minus the time it took me to type this...Uh huh? Aw crap man...I'm such a klutz i just tried to scratch my head and i scratched through my skull and completely destroyed my cerebrum.

[Roxas_mack]

Im such a Kluts that i kicked a metal pole and tore all my ligaments
im such a kluts that i drank my freinds pee
Im such a kluts that i bite a heart and MMMMM tasty

[Gizoku]

I'm such a klutz that I cut my finger open with an exacto knife while making a stencil...and now the area where it cut has a healed dent in it xD
(D: I think I was supposed to get stitches) Lawl for stupidity.

[DarkMoonPrince]

I am such a Klutz that I fell off the roof of my house and into a bush
I am such a Klutz that I dropped a glass cup and it broke and cut my finger
I am such a Klutz that I crashed into a car with my bike and my eyes closed
I am such a Klutz that I tripped over my own toe
I am such a Klutz that I fell inside an elevator
I am such a Klutz that I slammed a car door on my hand
I am such a Klutz that I got hit with a metal pipe to my head
I am such a Klutz that I shot myself with a BB Gun
I am such a Klutz that I drank a half a cup of oil
I am such a Klutz that I have a lot of accidents because i'm a klutz. (endless)

[Renegade of Life]

I'm such a klutz that when I go to pick up a drink I had poured for myself, it is guaranteed to be knocked over on me.

Also I am such a klutz that I just about had to take up acrobatics to keep from falling on my face all the time. Now even though I stumble and trip very easily, a little dance and I'm still on my toes anyway.