I am so manly

[Yuuki Kurosu]

I'm so manly that I eat nails for breakfast without any milk and I have a hairy chest. >/

[Lola Granola]

I'm so manly, I'm the big spoon when spooning.

[Cantelope]

When I was tortured by Vietcong, and I was force fed my own intestines, I asked for seconds.


Yes, I just stole a Chuck Norris joke.

[Capernicus]

I'm so manly I keep my women barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen.

[UrusaiSevera]

I took on ten burly men. Nuff said.

[Alicaryn Silentread]

Real men don't take male enhancement.

I'm all natural, baby. ~

[Finvarra]

Im so manly, I can hit my brother with a paintball gun without any experience on the second try.

btw, im not a man. >.>

[Amray The II]

I have a penis.

[Diocletian]

I'm so manly I, like Jack Thompson, was so barred that I couldn't file my nails.

[Mizuki Aiko]

I'm so manly I took on child-minding and cried only once.

[Ryuuzaki Neko]

I'm so manly I don't have female parts.

Believe it!

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

I'm so manly I just ate a pudding cup using only my tongue rather then open the dishwasher that was easily within reach and obtain a spoon.

And to preemptively answer your question: Yes ladies, I am still single.

[Lola Granola]

Damn, that's sexy.

[Yuuki Kurosu]

I'm so manly that one of my nicknames is " Chibi Neko ".

[Ryuuzaki Neko]

I'm so manly I can watch chick flicks. xD

[Akihiko Yamamoto Hozagaki]

I'm so manly I just ate a pudding cup using only my tongue rather then open the dishwasher that was easily within reach and obtain a spoon.

And to preemptively answer your question: Yes ladies, I am still single.

Damn, that's sexy.

Damn straight.

[Wio]

Eris, what's with you and these fake "manlyness" topics? Didn't you have a couple "Real Man" topics a long time ago? This doesn't seem like coincidence.

[rikumi]

Wio's got a point....somehow o_O;

I'm so manly that I always smile.

[OminousCloud]

I'm so manly MP2K is my dishwasher.

[Dr. Hax]

I'm so manly, I sing "Never gonna give you up" while dressed up as Rick Astley.

[Petrol Gas]

I'm so manly I eat pennies.

[Dr. Hax]

I'm so manly I eat penis.

I'm so manly, I didn't break a sweat fixing this.

XD

[Aizmov]

I'm so manly, I'm watching a strongman contest on TV in my underwear whilst drinking cool beer.

How manly are you?

I don't think this qualifies as manly, I know a lot of women who do just that!

I'm manly enough, but not like those too-manly alpha males.

[norrlandsguld]

i am so manly i watch CNN
i drink coffee while i watch it and read newspaper after i did.

[FierceFeli.]

Im so manly I stayed up all night playing GTA IV on my xbox360 and massacred videogamepeople in a park.

Edit: in my underwear