I am so manly that when my teacher asked me what would I want to be when I grow up, I said I don't want to grow up and pointed a finger gun and shot her.
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I am so manly that when my teacher asked me what would I want to be when I grow up, I said I don't want to grow up and pointed a finger gun and shot her.
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i'm so manly i spent 2 days this summer in the 90 degree heat splitting huge logs.
I'm so manly,... i r drunk lol
err i'm so manly i realized that I should've put 3 days instead of 2.
Last edited by Beezer; 10-20-2008 at 01:27 AM.
I'm so manly i eat chocolate and piss coffee every morning to refill the coffee machine for my work mates, AND MAKE THEM INSERT 40 CENTS FOR EVERY COFFEE CUP!
In a personal sidenote, i'd tell you i've had my first beer at the age of five. But right now I'm so manly, i just accidentally caught my wiener in the zipper in the bathroom for the first time, and i lived to tell you all about it: "I thought i was gonna die; i was drunk, and it was horrible".
Last edited by DOOM!; 11-03-2008 at 04:05 PM.
I'm so manly I sat through all ninety minutes of an adult film. No, not pr0n, Cloverfield and Pulp Fiction.
im so manly i wear a maid outfit in public places , only real men can wear girl clothes ( lol )
I'm so manly, that I can open a new ketchup bottle with my bare hands.
I also find myself punching the walls every now and then.
I am so manly that I cannot multi-task.
In fact, I am that manly that I do not even bother to try.
That which is; is the truth.
I am so manly, I open pickle jars with my toes while simutaneously winning a martial arts competion .. with one arm!!1one
Im so manly I pulled a lions tail to see who was faster then after i got away i skinned him and made him a nice hat and scarf set from lion fur
Oli Syckes=Sexy Beast
I'm so manly I squeeze out steel girders every time I go to the restroom, which I then carry on my back as I swim through the Arctic waters as I search for a suitable glacier on which to arrange the said girders into a wrestling ring. I then wrestle polar bears into submission on the cold steel, in the nude of course, so I can be more in tune with my manly animalistic instincts. At the end of the day, I pour the fresh polar bear blood into a big lead bowl of Raisin Bran.
I'm so manly i carry an AK47 everywhere i go and the police can't say nuttin. I'm so manly that i have the fork and spoon for breakfast and use the eggs and sausages for the plate.
Seriously what is this all about. I'm the girliest girl of them all. Me manly? LOL are you serious?
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I am sitting in Army Combat Uniform sharpening and buffing these two brand new Combat knives. I also went to the range today. Put down at least 300 .50Cal rounds, and about 30 Mk19 rounds. Very Very Very Manly... Or if i was a woman very very very womanly. Yay.
Formally Broly3k8.
New Country, new life. Living it one day at a time. Beer and food are where my heart is.
I'm so manly that I'm impervious to any weapon created by man.
I'm so manly that my blood vessels are filled with testosterone.
I'm so manly that I mispelled testosterone.
I'm so manly that I make men cry just by looking at me.
I'm so manly that after I die, I'll still be able to sleep with women.
I'm so manly that I give several hard,bone-crushing punches to A sand-bag every now and then. Yeah! You puny sand-bag. I'm gonna bit you to plump. HAhahaha . snore..zzzz ...
"To do is to be" - Descartes, "To be is to do" - Voltaire, "Do be do be do" - Sinatra.
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I am so manly, I use whiskey bombs or molotovs to take care of the leaves in autumn. To hell with raking.
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