I am so manly

[Eris]

I sit in a chair scratching my stomach all day, does that count?

Only if you're drinking beer and watching sports at the same time.

[Amray The II]

Who wants to see my Adam's Apple? Not possible! It is too manly for you to even look at girls.

[Kishiro]

I wear a cape, irl.

[KuroTan]

I have sideburns. Manliness abounds.

[Eris]

I wear a cape, irl.

That is intrinsically awesome. Do you wear spandex as well, because that's even awesomer?

[Amray The II]

Do manly men stroke their own six-packs' and pectorals'?

[Mmmmmmmmmm]

Do manly men stroke their own six-packs' and pectorals'?

I'm not sure, but I think real men call them "man-boobs".

[Happi Giraffe!]

im not manly at all, i dont think at least 0.o

now i feel left out for not being manly.

[poison.ivy]

I think that every manly man must wear tights. Just look at Batman, Spiderman, Superman... and other -mans... Action Man is a wuss for not wearing tights.

[Mmmmmmmmmm]

I just realized itching your butt is really manly.

[Anime Forum]

I'm not that manly. I'm 15 and I'm growing a beard{kinda}would u consider that manly .-.

[Amray The II]

I'm not sure, but I think real men call them "man-boobs".

Then I suppose that means that I have failed the test. Not to worry, atleast I can still cross-dress with no hesitation.

[pfftlecakes]

I just put a pizza in the oven, and I was really close to a hot (dangerous) stove. That's how manly I am.

Also, lol @ Rem for not getting the joke.

Unfortunately, I'm not sure if that counts. You're in the kitchen, cooking pizza... for your man? I think all of those fall under responsibility of the woman. By now, you should know how to use an oven and/or stove! Next time you'll know to use oven mitts. Live and learn!

If maybe you were cooking grizzly bear over an open camp fire after just having fought it to the death...

[Eris]

Then I suppose that means that I have failed the test. Not to worry, atleast I can still cross-dress with no hesitation.

It is a great achievement for a man to grow man-boobs. This allows him to grow entirely independent of amazonian slavery, seeing as how he's got boobs of his own to fondle. Very manly. It's a requirement for membership in NO MA'AM.

[Mmmmmmmmmm]

Then I suppose that means that I have failed the test. Not to worry, atleast I can still cross-dress with no hesitation.

Well, no worries. I found Eris's thread she made that was identical to this. Almost.

• Do you start your day by drinking a glass of tabasco? (Or at least orange juice on an empty stomach?)
• Do you casually wear T-shirt and shorts outside when it's 10 C / 50 F and raining?
• Do you say YES when you mean NO, because Real Men™ don't say NO?
• Is Violence always the best solution to your problems?
• Have you never let fields upon fields of stinging nettles sway your path?
• Are you always right, even when reality disagrees?
• Do you eat raw undiluted lemons with a straight face?
• Do you sleep with a chainsaw under your pillow?

Yes, most of those are true for me.

[Kishiro]

That is intrinsically awesome. Do you wear spandex as well, because that's even awesomer?

Negative, maiden.

Cape, jeans, and belt. Something like this.



More so exactly like this, because I own those jeans, that belt, and a cape very similar to that.

[Eris]

Negative, maiden.

Cape, jeans, and belt. Something like this.



More so exactly like this, because I own those jeans, that belt, and a cape very similar to that.

Hmm, bare chest compensates for the lack of spandex, if and only if you weld metal or barbecue meat while not wearing a shirt.

Well, no worries. I found Eris's thread she made that was identical to this. Almost.

I'm like The Simpsons, I've done everything (having been around for 7+ years). I'm bound to recycle thread ideas every now and then...

[Amray The II]

It is a great achievement for a man to grow man-boobs. This allows him to grow entirely independent of amazonian slavery, seeing as how he's got boobs of his own to fondle. Very manly. It's a requirement for membership in NO MA'AM.

Oh ,thank goodness for that. Here was me thinking that they were nothing but an extra burden for me to carry. They are really worth the hassle.

[Kojack]

If maybe you were cooking grizzly bear over an open camp fire after just having fought it to the death...

Only if you are holding the bear carcass in one hand and the fire in another.

But then again, the manliest of men would eat it raw only to continue the fight in the form of organs vs food poisoning. The food poisoning would be poisoned by the overdose of manliness.

[Eris]

Oh ,thank goodness for that. Here was me thinking that they were nothing but an extra burden for me to carry. They are really worth the hassle.

There is however a point where obesity becomes unmanly. When you drive around on a fat-guy-mobile and wear a dress, then alas you have lost your manliness.

[Amray The II]

There is however a point where obesity becomes unmanly. When you drive around on a fat-guy-mobile and wear a dress, then alas you have lost your manliness.

I am slim and slender, but still have the muscles, and do lots of excercising and weight-lifting. There never was such a manly man as much as I. I could pull a full-carriage locomotive along if I wanted...although I just cannot be bothered to do so. But not being bothered is even more manlier anyway.

[Velvet_Nightmare]

I leave the toilet seat up.

[Eris]

I leave the toilet seat up.

That is off the charts. Extra manly is to keep it up even when doing #2.

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

I was pwning n00bs in Warhawk, does that counts?

[Eris]

I was pwning n00bs in Warhawk, does that counts?

Close enough. Though pwning them without a shirt in close proximity to fire and/or explosions is manlier.