Jesus and Hitler are sitting in a sofa watching Anime. They are at a disagreement as to what Anime to watch. What does Hitler and Jesus want to watch?
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What would Jesus and Hitler watch?
Jesus and Hitler are sitting in a sofa watching Anime. They are at a disagreement as to what Anime to watch. What does Hitler and Jesus want to watch?
Hey look, Japan made a movie about me!
Hitler=I imagine something like Pet Shop Of Horrors.He makes a guest appearence.OR something like FMA.The Fuhrer.
Jesus:Hell Girl or Goku's journey through Snake Road.The fact that they went to the wrong deity.
Last edited by Diocletian; 08-02-2008 at 08:56 PM. Reason: I forgot FMA
They would give up on anime and decide to watch Animaniacs.
They decide to watch Haruhi. Hitler likes it because Haruhi is practically a Nazi, and Jesus likes it because of its unique religious undertones
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Jesus wants to watch Trinity Blood, because of all the priests, and nuns running around, I'm sure he'd feel right at home. Hitler would want to watch Death Note. I'm sure he'd love the fact that he and Light had a lot in common, which is to pass judgement on other people, and to play God.
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Fullmetal Alchemist. Hitler would like seeing the Ishbalans get exterminated. Jesus would like to see all the mortals playing god get pwned.
Jesus and Hitler decide to watch End of Evangelion. Jesus due to the fact that it stars him in the form of a 100 mile tall naked 14 year old girl, and Hitler due to the fact it's great propaganda about a Japanese teenager fapping on to an unconscious German girl, who later awakens only to be torn apart by monsters that are obviously Jewish due to the fact they combine together to create a giant Kabalah symbol in the sky.
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Hitler and Jesus would probably decide on Hellsing.
Hitler would like to see "Fullmetal Alchemist" just so that the Movie would make more sense to him. The reason is due to the fact that he himself even makes an apperance in it, as do the Nazi's. Their role in that movie is quite important.
Jesus would like to watch "Elfen Lied" as many of Gods children, the diclonius, are in it and the story also revolves around them. Their mission is: to wipe out the human population. He wants to see it out of curiousity and to see what the human race see his holy father for.
Last edited by Amray The II; 08-03-2008 at 12:27 PM.
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Amen to that :3.
Maybe Hitler would watch Death Note. He wants to be the god of a new world by killing the "bad" people, so does Light.
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jesus would watch sailor moon cause thats the only thing on and he gets hooked. hitler would watch peach girl cause hes really bored and his little sister want let him change the channel!!!
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Jesus likely would be a huge Trinity Blood fan (for obvious reasons) while Hitler would love Full Metal Alchemist for its refrences to Furor and it is shown as an alternate germany in the movie. I wonder if Jesus would like Oh My Goddess? While it doesn't mention him, his father would likely be "The Almighty One" and there are angels.
I think they'd both like "Shuffle!"
Jesus might like strawberry panic...
Hitler... I'd give him Devil may cry
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Now that's a tough one. I agree with Haruhi and Death note for both of them. ^^
I think Hitler would also like Code Geass and mechas in general; he'd try to copy Knightmares and Gundams for his army.
Jesus might also like Rurouni Kenshin because of the idea of a man's redemption after all the bad he did in the past and his sticking to his ideals no matter what, tho he sometimes has it's doubts. Kenshin would probably remind him of himself.
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It's simple, after watching End of Evangelion, they'd then go watch Legend of the Overfiend because Satan would have told them your really hardcore and can score with the chicks if you watch Legend of the Overfiend all the way through.
I don't know about Jesus thinking of Kenshin as himself. After all, Jesus was pure his entire life whilst Kenshin was a killer albeit, naive one.
Last edited by Magelation; 08-06-2008 at 11:11 PM.
Doraemon.... Because it's a legend... And cute... :P
But Haruhi and Death Note are good choices too... XD
This is a trick question. Hitler and Jesus don't watch anime.
Are you saying that instead of watching Anime, they are out in the streets joining gangs and doing drugs?
Hey look, Japan made a movie about me!
Of course not! They're usurping the gangs and creating their own gangs leaded by their own ideals, and for help they're creating their own drugs. Something like drugs for rape, but for joining Jesus' or Hitler's side instead. In their free time they watch some Anime.
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No.
I'm saying that instead of watching anime, Hitler and Jesus are spending their time not watching anime.
Why do I see Hellsing with Hitler ? I do not know or you know it. But there are nazi's getting killed in Hellsing. In my opinion Hitler and Jesus. Might both look. Mugen no Juunin
Hitler cause of the swatsika. the guy has on his back.
As for Jesus I would not know. But one thing I know Jesus would not go for trinity blood. It would piss Hitler off. Cause dietrich... Is in it. and well you guys know....
I think that Jesus would really want to watch Chrno Crusade because of Mary of Magdalen, stigmata, and the angels and all. Hitler...hm...he would go for Big O in my opinion. lol
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