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oh the possibilities..
i jumped off the stairs once
climbed wet mossy rocks
i watched naruto\
and there was the incident...
Voyeurism does not equal science...
YOU FAIL AS A HUMAN!!
As for me... hands down, the dumbest thing I've ever done was use hypnosis tricks on someone who just had a lot of marijuana. I did this because I thought it'd be funny to see if I could put her to sleep quicker than normal or something, but... uh.
Not only did unintentionally convince her that her body was lying on a bench in a jungle somewhere (she cried hysterically for awhile, thinking she wasn't a part of reality), she was absolutely terrified and confused as to where we were and how we got there (grocery store parking lot, she drove us). She called a bunch of people in her panic, left a message on one guy's cell begging for help and sounding like she was being stalked by a murderer (didn't state what the problem was, just that she was "so scared"), and in general kept panicking until I called another friend to come and help me out because it was obviously out of my control by that point. I needed help because she drove a stick shift and was high out of her mind, I had no ride home, and my parents thought I'd be home by midnight (it was shortly before 11 PM when this happened).
Never ever ever ever EVER do that with someone who is high if you two are alone somewhere because they will not be able to return to reality and it will go from funny to suck very fast.
Granted it's HILARIOUS looking back on it and talking about it (I grinned while writing about it), but at the time, MAN that was scary!
...Actually. Make that two dumb things: smoking and driving right after (not that different from driving drunk), then playing mind tricks on totally baked friend.
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Ugh... The first thing that comes to my mind would probably be...
Well, it would be easier if I explain it in Chinese, since it has more connection to it than in English.
Here in China when we are in restaurants they always serve rice for the last. Weird, I know! So I'd always ask for the rice in a rush. I'd ask the waitress, "Waitress, where's my rice?!" You gotta ask loudly because if you don't they really won't hear you at all. There was one time when I was in this restaurant and I was already pissed because I was almost finished eating yet my rice hadn't come.
I asked very loudly, "Rice! Where's my waitress?!?!"
Before I even realized what I said everyone was staring at me... They had weird looks on their faces...
In China, when calling waitress we don't really say the actual word "waitress", but "miss". Though "miss" has a lot of meanings such as its actual meaning, waitress or prostitute. That's why it was awkward... they though I was asking for a prostitute... Me? A girl......
Well, I'm pretty sure you can imagine the rest...
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I'm pretty sure it was replying to this topic.
Why do people feel like making a "stupid stuff" topic every other day?
If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.
felll down this cliff hill thing it was concrete so by the end of it , it looked like i'd killed someone a bunch of kids ran away from me , it was so awesome i have blood from my fore head and mouth so many people screamed and ran ( i was sad cos i had to walk home )
My entire life is based on the stupid!!!! But the dumbest thing Ive done so far is purposely failed an English yearly exam.
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Mine's probably lol in class at the name of the artist Balzac during a speech.
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I think, the most embarassed thing I ever did is when I was in Taiwan.. I thought my Dad was beside me, but unfortunately, a stranger (a man) is the one who was beside me. But because I thought that he was my Dad, I, confidently, hold his arms and drag him..
How embarrassing.. >,<
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I think It would be looking for GHOSTS at school for a month
We have a swingset in our backyard.
When I was 10, I was in gymastics and had almost all of my baby teeth gone.
I unhooked all of the swings connected to the swingset so that there was just the bar, where the swings are suppose to be connected.
Then I tied a huge line of dental floss to the bar, and had it hang a few inches below the bar.
I jumped up on the air, grabbed the bar, and started to do my gymastic tricks.
I hoisted myself up into the air while holding onto the bar, and went upsidedown.
After I came upright, I let go.
I opened my mouth while falling, and bite onto the floss.
I was up in the air without touching the ground for a few seconds, because my teeth were clenched and holding myself in the air by the floss.
Then, I fell.
My 2 front baby teeth had fallen out somewhere in the grass, I was bleeding from the mouth and crying hysterically.
I got a good amount of money from the tooth fairy though, so I guess my idiotic scheme was worth it. XD
I've done a lot of idiotic things in the past and present..though not as much now.
Its either putting my finger under a Exacto knife trying to cut out a stencil and having the Exacto go diagonally into the flesh, putting my hand in a hungry not-so-friendly dogs cage [with teeth like a shredders], or riding 30 miles per hour on a bike then crashing into somebody getting a gigantic cut on the forearm and the same exact person tells their mom its my fault, not that was unpleasant.
Um... For someone who likes doing crazystupid-ish stuff ...I can't remember... x.x'
I guess the stupidest thing I did that I could remember, is bumping onto walls...
Oh, I remember 1, when I was back in mi country, I approached our former geese (cuz i missed it, even tho it gets annoying sometimes), even though I knew they were still gonna attack me, luckily I grabbed the male's neck x.x'
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Mine hands down was racing a little girl on a fourwheeler. The last second I realized how fast her bike was. Then I hit the barbwire fence. I blacked out during the process of going through the fence. And GOD 3 hours sitting in the ER waiting room? What's up with that?
As for me, mine are endless, honestly. I've done a great amount of stupid things. First one coming to mind is glueing my mouth shut. Another coming to mind is in my Digital Imaging class we had a guest speaker, David Cho, and this guy was hilarious. So me, being the jerk I was, decides to yell "I love this asian!" Getting stared at as my friend Rob looked at me with his mouth open in some smile, trying NOT to laugh. My friend Ryan just smacked his hand on his forehead and look down. Anastasia burted laughing. Everyone else, SILENCE!
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I remember one now
I was watering my nan's garden with the hose, and my cousin stepped on the pipe so the water stopped coming out. I was all like "James! What's happened to the water!?" and he was all "I dunno. Is it blocked at the end?"
*Looks into the end of the pipe*
*Water bursts out*
I have to say -_- that was pretty stupid.
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