Taxedermy & Friends

[TA'sSchizoidConscience]

If you could take one animal (or person!) to a taxedermist to be stuffed, who'd it be? They can be alive still since this is fake.
...(thinking)...
Me, I'd choose an african water buffalo (or, for people, Bill Cosby with a little button to make him make him talk about Jello Pudding).

Howzabout you?

[Miyukara]

Well, in actuality, I think taxidermy is very creepy.
However, if I was going to get something stuffed, it would probably be a giraffe. Where I would put it when it was done, I have no clue, but I like giraffes.

I'm not going to choose a person to stuff.

[TA'sSchizoidConscience]

You must choose one animal and one sacri- I mean, human! It's all in honor of the thread.

[Miyukara]

Alright, I guess I can think of a person.

How about.... my grandmother?
She's the person I am closest too.

[TheAsterisk!]

Your granny? That's far creepier than a regular ol' animal.

Let's see...I'll pick a kangaroo (complete with Joey if it's permissable) and whatever's left of Lenin's body. 'Course, if it's too far gone, I'll have to resort to stuffing Mr. Rogers and his puppets from the Land (or is it Kingdom?) of Make-Believe.

[Miyukara]

[quote=TheAsterisk!;2076544]Your granny? That's far creepier than a regular ol' animal.
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I didn't want to pick a person at all >.<

[Sanosuke23]

Paris Hilton.

As for a person, I'd have to say I would like to stuff Hugh Hefner when he finally kicks it. Leave him in The Grotto or main hall.

 

ZING!

[Hideki Motosuwa.]

Haha, Sanosuke Good one As for me, I'd love to have a bear stuffed and mounted infront of my room, so I can scare the living daylights out of people!!(okay, that's going a bit far 0.0<---Oh, here I go again, talking to myself -_-' don't mind me ^^;;. As for a human, hmmm...maybe Kim Jong Ill, if anyone comes over my house, then I'd make them pay to have a picture of me and Ill stadning next to eachother

[MysticEntity]

Eh?...><...Man..this is creepy. I just did an essay on taxidermy. Anyways, this idea really really freaks me out. But if I had to choose...
Animal: panda, I really like pandas. ><...(although thinking about stuffing it....*shudders*)
Person:

 

YOU!

[~*Red*~]

I'd get a grey wolf stuffed, but not a person... that's creepy

[International 4-8818]

I would have Hitler made into a taxidermied chair so that i can sit on him and go ohhh Mine Kamphy chair. Sounds gay but when you see it you will laugh.

[~*Red*~]

That's the best idea yet Intern

I'll get a replica of Hermann Goering and use him as a chair too ^^

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

Tie between George W. Bush and Nietzsche. Or Henrik Ibsen, but purely so that his hair might be preserved for all time.

[Amray The II]

This is one freaky thread!

If I were to possess a stuffed human then it would be Johnny Depp. For the simple plan that I would draw all females from over the world to my location, and I would make a profited business by introducing something known as "Have your Way With Johnny Depp", in which these fine woman (maybe men) will be left alone in my Mothers bedroom with Johnny Depp's lifeless being for 20 minutes each or longer (depending on how much they have paid) to do what they want with him. This could include simply role-playing events with him, kissing him, cuddling up to him for these wonderful 20 or more minutes, or the obvious. Now I would also collect all of his cotumes from his previous films so that the females can pick a costume that they wish for him to wear for their 'date'. It's absolute genius and I shall gain millions! Ofcourse I would have to wash him and at night he can stand proud in my garage or shed.

[Kobarokawa-San]

i would like a white tiger

And Freddie Mercury would be my choice for a person even though i know he was cremated...

[Dxon]

Stuffed things.. Hmm..
As an animal I would just take some random eagle.
As a human I would take... I don't know.. *thinking*Maybe.. Nah.. I got it! No can't say that here... Umm.. Something I can say here... umm... */thinking* Can't say that here.

[MysticEntity]

Of course I would have to wash him and at night he can stand proud in my garage or shed.

.....that is quite morbid....>>..you'd probably freak yourself out half way.

[Diocletian]

China Doll The wrestler.One of the few women taller than that can kill me.

Henri Christophe because of his kickanus pose that looks like it came out of an anime.

[honeysenpai17]

Don't know

[TheAsterisk!]

That's the best idea yet Intern

I'll get a replica of Hermann Goering and use him as a chair too ^^

That's nearly a loveseat, at least a big easy chair.
Too bad Henry VIII's body is too far gone...

[╬Karami Mew~Meow]

I gotta say it'd gonna be a lil scary.. And stuffing a cat wouldn't be right -.- The soul might haunt me =/

[sa5m]

*le GASP!*
I would do nothing of the sort!

[███]

The girlfriend's father.

[Ramona Flowers]

I'd never stuff any animals of mine.. except greyhounds and/or little deers and I'd probably have their ears cut off and have them colored either blue or grey. Pretty.

As far as people go, Heath Ledger and David Bowie. But I'd be sure to have Bowie dressed either like Jared or his Life on Mars self.