Awkward Moments O.o

[sa5m]

You know... those. Awkward moments. How do you react to them? Tell your awkward moment stories! For example, you're hugging your boyfriend and your ex-boyfriend comes up. Not that that's ever happened to me, LOL. But anyways... THOSE awkward moments, you know?

Whenever there's an awkward moment I have this distinctive laugh that I use. I never noticed it until a friend pointed it out to me a year ago. It's like my trademark now. XD

[Yellow Energy Dragon]

That happens to me when i get this feeling were like one time i was going with my boyfriend and my ex. was coming by and got pissed off and they started to fight and i was in the middle of the fight so like i didnt know what to do my ex ask me why am i with this guy ...... and the story goes on but etc....

[aishiteru333]

My *handsome* boy friend and I were ever so romantically making out and... my teacher came around the corner and tapped us on the shoulder. It was really awkward to have her see me doing that.

[Souji Seta]

It's funny when that happens. I just had one recently when a friend suddenly called. We couldn't speak to each other right away but as our conversation dragged we were getting the hang of it.
We were laughing at each other most of the time! I guess thats what I do whenever I have an awkward moment.

[Akihiko Yamamoto Hozagaki]

I screamed "Dammit, I hate toddlers!" at work.

I work at a children's zoo.

[International 4-8818]

Getting an erection while presenting something and saying, oh hey there, where have you been. It was really awkward/embarrassing.

[plucky]

I was letting my boss get by me (we were in a rather confined space and she needed to get through) so that she could park her car. Just as she was passing me to sit down, she farted.
AWKWARDDD.
I couldn't really contain the laughter, but I wasn't really sure I was even supposed to be laughing.

[Oracle]

Getting an erection while presenting something and saying, oh hey there, where have you been. It was really awkward/embarrassing.

That happens to me sometimes.


My most awkward moment: I farted when the class was all quiet. It was a big one. :|

[Amarhyllis]

An awkward story huh? Well, I think the most recent for me happened I believe a month or so ago. My boss had been hiring a bunch of new people, I believe 5 new ones, and I was getting scared for my own hours. So I was talking to one of my co-workers while she was putting out stock and what I believed to be a young customer was in the aisle looking at the merchandise. I was telling my co-worker about how "he needs to stop hiring all those people" and "i'll be so mad if he takes away from my hours" and "i wish he hadn't hired anyone, we were fine and that it's all a waste." The girl then comes over to my co-worker and asks her where to place an item and the co-worker introduces me. I knew I turned super red.
I know she heard me but she didn't take it to heart. We get along very well.

[Chocobo]

Awkward moments are my normal moments. O_o you know, the random molests, creepy hugs, petting...etc.

[Dogmat]

Back when I was 14, my younger sister and her friends went into my room when I was gone and found a video tape with hentai on it and then showed my dad!

My dad was cool enough to give me the tape back, but I was extremely pissed at my sister and her friends for snooping around. Plus it was really akward to be around them and my dad after dad.

[-Kitsune-]

Ha, I love these awkward threads :3

You'll only get this one if you watch Fooly Cooly/FLCL. As you should know, FLCL has a lot of fanservice and hentai-like scenes, even though its an awesome anime. I was watching the worst one which is basically about 3 minutes of hentai in the middle of the episode when my mom walks in my room. "Hey, where'd you put-- ...What the HECK are you watching?!" It was really hard to explain that it was part of the storyline and she never saw my interest with anime the same again .__.;

Ah, heres one more that just happened recently. My mom and I promote rock/metal bands in our area so we usually have a member of the band come over every once in a while to drop off our promo stuff. Last week, the drummer of the band Down in Hollywood (Look 'em up on Myspace) came over to our house and chatted with my mom while I was in the shower. SO I wandered out into the living room in nothing but a towel to find a 20 year old drummer sitting on my couch... Yeah, awkward moment.

[blueangel06661]

Oh my. This one happened recently

Me, My X-bf, his sister, and my grandfather were all riding home from eating at a restaurant in some far off place..

And all of a sudden his sister blurts out "OH! I remember back when you two dated!!!"

Remember my grandfather was in the car as well. And he was never supposed to know me and my x dated at one point.. He hated him.

So I was all "I have nooo Idea what your talking about.." and hid my face..

[Ultimate Seed]

Well i was making out with my gf for the first time and when i looked up about 4 other dudes where there staring at me cause they wanted her aswell haha....i just stood there and said " i was just teaching her my wrestling techniques" lol another bad moment was when i was on stage with the band inbetween 2 of our songs my backup singer for some reason told the stupidest joke ive ever heard in my life..Now were a metal band so u can imagine how awkward it was...i just kinda stared at him and was like "Dude wat the hell was that about" then i signalled the drummer to just count us in on our next song haha

[Drifter Uk]

a while back, one of my friends fell asleep on my shoulder. a few minutes later her boyfriend walked in.
that was quite awkward, cause he stopped then walked out again. i was sitting there thinking he might be upset.
he was cool about it though

[Pix the Skull Kid]

These are more embarrassing moments than awkward, but should work just the same.

My family has no idea how to knock, so they occasionally walk in when I'm getting dressed. =.=

And when my brother was three he apparently wanted the little bow on my -strapless- shirt and yanked it down in front of everyone. e.e

Also sitting with the girl I was dating at the time my ex had wandered in not knowing I had -already- found someone else. e.e Note she was the one who convinced me to leave in the first place. My ex at the time was not a very dependable person. But yeah that was a little awkward. x.x

Was dating someone in secret also, and it was very awkward when my parents found out, in fact, they were furious cause I have a very racist family.

Getting my face licked by my stalker was awkward, as well as disgusting. I don't like boys.. That way.. Yuck..

Normally in an awkward moment I turn very red and either walk away or hide my face, or give a specific kind of laugh, like.. "Ehehe.."

[Hideki Motosuwa.]

I don't have too many awkward situations in my life, because I tend not to talk to many people and keep to myself most of the time. So I'll tell you of an awkward moment that happened today, to one of my friends. Okay, we were in Drafting class, and a couple of us got a sticky note and wrote: "Just Married, M and S"(not gonna mention their real names), and we stuck in on S's back. We laughed the whole time, until the teacher came over and found out what we did. We all juts froze, that was an awkward moment!! And then we just kept laughing!! I couldn't contain the laughter, I almost died!! Whenever I'm in an awkward situation, I turn red and put my head down immediately 0.0

[Sanosuke23]

I was at the beach with a few friends, and my friend Bella decided to take a nap.

Well, with the size and shape of her bikini top, and the size and shape of what's under it, she had a bit of a... wardrobe malfunction. To make things worse, my other friends were plotting to set us up(against both of our wills, mind you) and so I was elected to fix it before we got kicked off of the beach and possibly fined/arrested.

[Overlord Darth Fluffles]

We I'm that guy who always intterupts conversations, says something, then awkward moment. The thing about the ones I create are that they're always silent until I say something again. For example, two people were talking, one of them was a friend who would get creeped out sometimes by what I say. The other person...didn't have a clue. So I walked up and said, "Yeah, I touch little boys too."

Then I got stared at, I just had that casual expression starring directly forward as if nothing happened. Then I just stated, "Totally belong in this conversation."

But I'll also respond with "WOW! OK! WHAT?"

Another good one I experianced was when I was talking to my friend Cody, we were talking about Star Wars (By the way, I'm becoming a member of the 501st!) and he just stated "So, over the weekend I had a mans hand up my butt."
"WOW....OK!"
"Yeah, wanna know wha'ts worse? When he removed it, it was covered in blood."
"OK!!!!!"
Then he went on about how it ws a doctor and he's ya'know anally bleeding...very awkward.

[13lack Sheri]

uh...the recent one was that i sat on some ketchup at lunch and it left this big red stain right on my butt and i didnt notice until the end of the day so........yea....heh.......
but when someone finally pointed it out to me i was just like "oh..that....that was at lunch" acted like i always knew it was there. and just tied my sweater round my waist [not that it made a difference. school was out -.-]

i just tend to laugh it off...when those moments come.....[sometimes not so successfully =|]

[NinnaMoon]

Awkward moments huh?

Well, I just say in a really high pitched voice...

"uh, awkward!!"

...then everyone laughs and forgets about it!

Yeah, I'm a coolio!! *grins*

[SupaWeena]

oh my goodness... Well it was a day aof a funeral.....and earlier that day my fri3end had told me a joke...i don't even remeber the joke right now, but i do know that i didn't get it... I went all day trying to get it..Well it was my like..great great great aunts funeral and we were sitting there in the middle of a prayer....I gasp openend my eyes and busted out laughing.....I had finnaly got the joke....every head turned to me...very awkward moment!

[Krista Logan]

Nothing special, but when I was walking down the hallway, my mom, dad, and I met in the center all at the same time. We weren't even expecting it. We were just standing there, stunned. Thats what made it awkward for me.

[Ein Einsamer Soldat]

In church during Communion, and within seconds of kneeling my cellphone starts ringing, oh joy of joys!
And thank God I bought "Cold Hard *****" as my ringer the day before!
That's when I started to wonder if Protestants believed in excommunication......
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[Aysami_Kishima]

My family has no idea how to knock, so they occasionally walk in when I'm getting dressed. =.=

My family is the same way. I live with my 2 brothers and my mom. Whenever I am getting dressed or undressed my brothers always walk in. When they see me cover my self they say " hurry up and get dressed I got to tell u something". Its so annoying.
Another awkward moment is when I am talking about this chick brenna. She'll walk up out of no where and go like " wat u talking about". U dont know how much I want to go like YOU B****! lmao