"Oopsie, I had a poopsie!"
-Marlon Waynes in White Chicks
Kinda gross, sorry, lol.
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"Oopsie, I had a poopsie!"
-Marlon Waynes in White Chicks
Kinda gross, sorry, lol.
Last edited by plucky; 05-19-2008 at 12:17 AM.
I never understood that joke until I experienced a chicken crossing a road.
TERMINATOR 2 - #1) HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!
#2) COME WITH ME IF YOU wANT TO LIVE! BABY!<<lol
BEOWULF - I AM BEOWULF!
UP IN SMOKE - #1) Is that a joint, looks like a quarter pounder, man
CHEECH: Hey, what's in this shistuff, man?
CHONG: Mostly Maui-wowie, man.
CHONG: But it's got some Labrador in it.
CHEECH: What's Labrador?
CHONG: It's dog shistuff.
CHONG: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table, and the little motherfuzzy ate it, man.
CHONG: I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind.
CHEECH: You mean we're smoking dog shistuff, man?
CHONG: Gets you high, don't it?
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"I see dead people" the sixth sense
"I went to the White House again, Got to meet the President again" - Forest Gump
"How you doin?" Norbit.
"The Truest Life Is When Your Living Your Dreams Awake"
"I don't like your uterus..." Baby Mama
I got a forum for random people. PM if you wanna check it out.
"This time you're eating paper. The next time, it's gonna be glass!!" xD--Bruce Lee, Fist of Fury
"Now you listen to me, and I'll only say it once!! We are not sick men." T_T--Bruce Lee, Fist of Fury
"Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. Because I carry a big stick and I'm the meanest[insert bad word here]in the valley!!Two sharks down, Lord!! One demon fish to go!! Can I get an Amen??"--Preacher, Deep Blue Sea
"I hate to interrupt this moment of burgeoning intimacy but can we get the[explicit]out of here??" 0.0--Preacher, Deep Blue Sea
Oh, Hi-deeki, imagine... your kind not eating raw fish! ^_^
THIS THREAD IS ALSO LACKING IN THE BOONDOCK SAINTS QUOTES!
Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.
Rocco: I got to buy you like a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match (stuff)'s gotta go.
Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
[Picking out weapons and gear]
Connor: You know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't insane, Charlie Bronson's always got a rope.
Connor: Yeah, he's always got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't you?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't (flamin)' know what you're gonna need it for, they just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' (stuff)? This isn't a movie.
Connor: [picks up a large knife from Murphy's bag] Oh...Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right, get your stupid (flaming) rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there!
Yes, I am one of those who feel it's a cult classic. Bite me if you disagree.
Actually, Masali had a Boondock Saints quote (If I recall correctly) but it got deleted for some reason (profanity, I think).
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle" T-800 in T2
"I'll be back!" Arnold. S. > Terminator!
"You can't handle the truth!" Jack Nickelson
"Here's Johny!" Jack Nickelson > The Shinning
"Tatatata Today Jr!" Adam Sandler > Billy Madison
I'll put some more on later...
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
Susan: A real woman could stop you from drinking.
Arthur: It'd have to be a real BIG woman!
As Good As It Gets
Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you
I always feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out!
A Bug's Life
First rule of leadership: everything is your fault.
Well there we have a few
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones: [dressed as the ticket-taker] Tickets please.
Colonel Vogel: [in German] What?
[Indiana punches him, picks him up and throws him out a window into a pile of luggage; the other passengers look at him, bewildered]
Indiana Jones: [pointing out the window at Vogel] No ticket.
Dags and Reggie, Senior Trip
*Reggie looks around, confused and says to Dags*
Reggie - People say that... uh... acid... does brain damage, but... *stops in the hall and stares at the ceiling of the building and looks to Dags and says nervously*
Reggie - ....what'd you say?
Dags - Hey, what class do we have now, Math?
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"water sucks!!! it really really sucks" water boy
Det. Thorn: It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!
Hatcher: I promise, Tiger. I promise. I'll tell the exchange.
Det. Thorn: You tell everybody. Listen to me, Hatcher. You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!
- Soylent Green
Those lines are epic xD
But this thread lacks quotes from the most quoteable movie ever (if you've seen it)...
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Raoul Duke: Don't go near the elevator man, that's just what they want us to do. Trap us in a steel box, take us down to the basement. Come here. Don't run, man. They'd like any excuse to shoot us.
from TLOTR =P
"why is the rum gone?!"
"I want my jar of dirt!"
"This is the day that you will ALWAYS rememb er as the day that you amost caught....Captain...Jack....Spa-" *Falls over wall*
~Captain Jack Sparrow
-"Barbosa, marry us!"
-"I'm a little busy at the moment!"
~Barbosa and Will Turner with Elizabeth Swan
<---He is SO much hotter than Orlando Bloom!!!!!
Big Trouble in Little China
Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."
Jack Burton: Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.
Gracie: I'd go with you but...
Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face.
Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."
Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton... ME!
Jack Burton: [Jack points to the wall] Hollow?
Wang Chi: Hollow.
Jack Burton: F it. [Jack cuts open the hollow wall with his knife]
Lo Pan: I must find a girl with green eyes and marry her, then my curse will be LIFTED!
Jack Burton:And you'll go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave...
Lo Pan: INDEED!
Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first
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King Arther to the Black knight who has no arms or legs left: " Alright we'll call it a draw then" - Monty Pythons Holy Grail
Most memorable lines I remember..
Hans Gruber: "Do you really think you stand a chance Mr. Cowboy?"
Bruce Willis: "Yippie Kai Yay Motherf..(shut your mouth).
Ahhnold: "I eat Green Berets for breakfast. Now I'm very hungry!"
Ahhnold: (holding Sully by the ankles over a cliff) "Remember I told you I was going to kill you last?.....I lied! (drops him over) lol
(Boarding a flight) Stewardess: "Sir? Any extra baggage on this flight?"
(points to badguy) Ahhnold: "Just him."
Ahhnold: (points a gun at the alligator) "You're Luggage!"
Benny the taxi driver: "Girl, you make me wanna have 3 hands!!"
(Shoots wife) Ahhnold: "Consider that the divorce."
(with a drilling machine) Ahhnold: "Benny!!..Screw yyouuuuu!!"
(setting a trap) Dillon: "So what are going to try next? Cheese."
Ahhnold: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."
(looking at Predator) Ahnnold: "You...one..ugly...motherf(shut your mouth)."
"That's crazy! The government would NEVER lie to us"
AVPR, the only good part.
This is mine from the movie, "300". Said by King Leonidas
"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!!"
Another would be from "Iron Man",
"The truth is...I'm Iron Man"
Truth is a thing which only appears to those who have observed, considered, and made a choice. At the end of the path you chose lies the truth...Believe in it and continue without faltering.
"Come back to me."
As Good as it Gets
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
"When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke."
"My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"E.T. phone home."
On the Waterfront
"You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let's face it......It was you, Charley."
When Harry Met Sally
" I'll have what she's having."
Silence of the Lambs
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
A Few Good Men
- "You want answers?"
- "I want the truth!"
- "You can't handle the truth!"
"You talkin' to me?"
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
"It's alive! It's alive!"
"It was beauty killed the beast."
The Wizard of Oz
"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!"
A Clockwork Orange
"I was cured, all right."
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