I go first then...
It was me and af few other guys in a friend called Jonathan's house. Suddenly one of them screams out at me:
- How can you sit in that sofa? Do you know WTF that has happend in it?
- Whatever, I answer
The thing is that we knew that he hade done A LOT of stuff in that sofa with ex girlfriend!
Suddenly Jonathan's mother screams from the kitchen:
- What? What have happend in the sofa? I wanna know!
Jonathen blushes instantly and start dunking his head into the wall.
The mothers knock-out:
- Did you do something with *ex-gf's name*
That's it an Jonathan locks him self up in his room xD