The dumbest question I ever heard is...
Q-What's lol
XD that's it the dumbest question.
Whats the dumbest question you ever heard?
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The dumbest question I ever heard is...
Q-What's lol
XD that's it the dumbest question.
Whats the dumbest question you ever heard?
On occasions where someone gets seriously injured, and their is always one idiot that says
"Are you alright?" XP
I have heard some stupid answers to quistions too, and it is often me that says them. Like once when my friend was playing Resident Evil.
Friend: "I wonder where the Bar I'm supposed to go to is on this Boat?"
Me: " I don't know, but its through a door somewhere."
Friend: "Well Duh! Ofcourse its through one of the doors!"
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It wasnt a question but my girlfriend the other day was like
whoa! 1000 is more than 800!
I just looked at her
When I'm in a dollar store and I hear someone asking the cashier
"How much is this?" ...>.>;
Or when I'm playing a video game with someone and they ask a question like
"It says 'Press Start to begin'... What do I do?" My nimrod friends have actually asked me that one before, while playing Okami.
And as Amray mentioned, when someone is in a serious accident and is screaming and bleeding profusely and someone asks "Oh my gosh, are you alright?!"
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When someone asks me if I have the correct time. Simply answer "No I have the incorrect time!"
I was at a McDonalds up north in a small town that had only one stop light, and I went in there to order a hamburger. I told the girl behind the counter that I wanted a quarter pounder without cheese. She looked at me with this blank expression on her face and tilted her head ever so slightly and asked me "Is that a sandwich??" I stood there for about 10 seconds, totally dumbfounded by what I had heard..then I smiled at her and replied, "No sweetheart, that's a cow pressed between two haystacks..here's your sign.." Then I walked right back out and went in search for civilization.
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That reminded me of another one of mine. This one time, my mom needed 4 quarters for something (Dont remember what) so she had me run into the dollar store and ask for change for one dollar. I ran in and asked the cashier "Uh, could you give me change for this?" She looked at me for a second and said
"You mean in coins?"
... No, I'd just like a different dollar bill, I dont like this one. e.e
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Probably "What's the dumbest question you ever heard".
No but seriously, anybody who's ever worked in retail (specifically a grocery store of some kind) will know all the typical retarded questions you could get asked. Such as the discount card we have which you need to sign up for to get a discount. For instance
Me: Do you have a club card?
Stupid Person: No, I don't have one. Can I use my phone number?
Me: Yeah, if you signed up for the service
Stupid Person: Ah...*puts in number*...*number rejected*
Me: It's not going through, you did sign up to receive the club card?
Stupid Person: Of course I did! *waves card in my face*
Me:...that's a debit card, I'm talking about the club card *holds up club card*
Stupid Person: I don't have that
Me: *Facepalm* then you can't receive the discount unless you sign up *Gives sign up sheet*
Stupid Person: This is ridiculous! Let me talk to your manager!
Me: *sigh...gets on PA and calls manager*
Manager: You need to sign up for the club card, Phil is not at fault here.
SP: I'm never shopping here again!
Manager: I will shed tears as numerous as the stars.
(Our manager was kind of a cynical dick, but he was always cool to me and he was funny as crap)
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There was this one topic long ago where this one (supposed) 18 year old guy asked what masturbation was. That was preeetty dumb.
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When someone asks "why".
Isn't it obivious enough that the reason wasn't told for a reason?
Whenever I'm explaining something or whatever .. and someone asks "why?" I feel I'd want to smash his/her skull right on the spot. @_@
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the dumbest question i ever heard was
"Whats the dumbest question you ever heard?"
My girlfriend asked me a question last night...
She was I think very tired and I think a little high on medication XD and she was reading a book and she asked me about a word in it and pointed it out to me and said, "What does book mean?"
It was hilarious XD!
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one day i fell in the floor and people start gathering around me only asking: "Are you hurt?"; "Are you alright?" with me on the floor screaming with pain... i got up by myself, seriously and visibly hurt, and someone said: "Look!! He got up by himself! He is alright then, let´s go!!" and i was.. like...
or when someone phones us by the morning and ask: "are you sleeping???"
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This.
That random girl I didnt know just came up to be after a break up and asked me that question. I didnt answer her question. So... I said..."Are you the one dating 'that guy'?"
Who the eff are you and why are you asking me this out of the blue? And "which" guy? Why did you label him "that guy"? He has a name. Use it.
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when people ask how old I am after telling them about 10 million times.
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by accident i got on a computer that bunny was logged on already(since she leaves it like that)
I (being the idiot i am)
wrote my question forgetting the fact i was her
the person who said that was alexandra (10th grade) this mean prep in my music class which is the period before i go to the tech room for second lunch
me and bunny are in 9th grade
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Well I had a friend who had the vocabulary of a fetus. I got some really dumb questions out of him many of which I had forgotten though. I worked at a grocery store, gas station and a fast food restaurant so I have plenty.
Fast food: I was currently working at a Dairy Queen and the man walked in and asked "Is your ice cream made with milk?" I no longer valuing my job told him " turn around walk outside and look at the sign, your answer is in the first word"
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As Eris said, 'there are no dumb questions, just dumb people' who happen to ask questions.
Someone once asked me, "What time is the three o'clock parade?"
-Hmm, I just don't know.
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