Me: "I'll have a grape Swisher."
Lady behind the counter: "K, what kinda grape Swisher?"
Me: 0_o....
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Me: "I'll have a grape Swisher."
Lady behind the counter: "K, what kinda grape Swisher?"
Me: 0_o....
Me: Hey.
My sister: Who are you? Get out of the house!
Me: ...
My sister: ... >.< That was stupid of me...
Me: Yeaaaah...
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I get this at least five times a day at work. I'll be standing behind the counter, the only one behind a counter, with the light one to let people know my register is open. Even if it's only me, I still get some crazy idiots to come over and look at me and ask me
"Ma'am, are you open?"
I have to look at them for a second and then I look around me at the emptiness of the other registers, and I'm just thinking, "Oh no, I'm closed."
"How much is this 50 yen stamp?"
Also,
"How du u sai [insert meaningless fanboy garbage here] in jap?" etc.
It's called Google.
"If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron."
-Spider Robinson, God Is an Iron
This one was at work:
Me: *getting lemonaide*
"Co-worker"/newguy: Is that Lemonaide?
Me: Nope. It's fruit punch.
"Co-worker": Really?... Where is the lemonaide?
Me: Where the coffee machine is.... e.e
"Co-worker" : *Walk away*
----Long Silence-----
Me: Ahh... I love my job....
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When I had written that I loved Yuri on my PC, my younger Sister asked "Who's Yuri?" Haha!
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I can't stand it when people ask me "why". My brothers ask me that all the time.
Me: I'm going out with my friend
One of my brothers: Why
Me: because I want to
One of my brother: Why
Me: because im bored
One of my brothers: Why
Me: SHUT THE F*** UP! ( SLAMS DOOR)
"Who was Hitler?"
I've heard:
"Why do blind people buy stuff if they cant see it?"
And
"How do you turn the tv on?"
And
"Does cheese really come from cows?"
-_- We have lots of idiots were I live.
~*Lady
samba bamba, llama momma.
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When I'm playing a video game, and when someone walks in, sees what I'm doing, then asks, "Whatcha doin"?
I heard this one today when I was getting bread/milk at the store -_-U
(Bear in mind where I live)
The woman goes up to the counter and asks the dude "Do you sell american brand tobacco?"
ex : " Why do you have to drink so much? " - she barely stood on her feet
me : " At least im normal " xD
This happened last year when I was helping my mom, I was listening to Ready! Steady! Go! and a black guy walked in.
Me: *putting bread on the shelf*
Guy: "What's that?"
Me: "What?"
Guy: "That you're listening to."
Me: "Japanese music."
Guy: "What's it sound like?"
Me: "....um..."
Guy: "What's it sound like?"
Me: "...like....what's...playing?"
Guy: "I know, but what's it sound like."
Me: "I...don't know?"
"Sir, is a circle a quadrilateral?" XD
Classic from high school.
Something similar happened in my school.Originally Posted by Ravenblade
Prep: *explaining to the foreign exchange student* "So the circumference is 7 inches, plus it's a quadriliateral."
Teacher: "What?"
Prep: "Isn't it a quadrilateral? It has 4 sides, a top, bottom, right, and left."
Teacher: "No...it's a monrilateral, it has 1 side."
Prep: "Oh, okay! So, it's 7 inches, and it's a monrilateral."
Teacher: *slightly laughs quickly turning away staring at computer*
Too many to say. But there are no such things as stupid questions. THE HECK WITH IT!
This one: How do you dial 911? I start baggin up when I hear that!! Thats really stupid.
Another one:
Teacher: Ok. Maiya will take down the attendance.
Bridget(Who is a Libra so bare with her... and shes slightly preppy): Whos Maiya?
Everyone: Her! *points at me*
Bridget: Oh...*laughs*
Another one: (this was yesterday)
Casey: How do you spell 'wow' in computer language?(shes texting)
Me: w-o-w... The way its usually spelled...
Casey: Oh yeah.
Another Bridget one:
Teacher: You need to write this down.
Bridget: Where do we write it?
Everyone: In your notebook!
Alahna(Bridget's ex-best friend): Gosh...
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Student: "Did I ask a stupid question?"
Me: "What do you think, smart one."
When I went to Hawai'i with my girlfriend and her family, my girlfriend's sister (who is 11, and supposedly gifted) stared out at the sea and said: "Is that an ocean or a lake?"
My hair used to be really long,and one time I cut it shoulder-length(my hair's long again,and I'm keeping it long this time),so my hair was about 6 or 7 inches shorter than it used to be.I go to school on Monday,and someone just walks up to me and...
Him: Did you get a haircut?
Me(sarcastic):Oh,no,I got hair extensions.
Him:Oh,OK the.See ya in class!
OMG,I felt like throwing a brick at his head!
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